Holiday movies really used to follow shitty, neglectful fathers as they got put through the wringer by capitalism and 1vE a gang of crooked mall Santas, three of which were played by Jim Belushi, Big Show, and Verne Troyer. Bring that sauce back.

…Nope, still can’t figure out why there’s a page in my journal with nothing but a list of words that rhyme with “soup”.

It didn’t hurt when I fell from Heaven, it hurt when Heaven turned me away for lack of funds.

Maybe the people who are always saying “I don’t care if you’re Black, green, blue, white or orange” were just really big fans of this show. 😁

Imagine hating me, and I’m just in the garage playing Sonic Adventure 2 Battle on a blaze. 😏

my darkest childhood secret is that i liked the free U2 album

Me with I Stay Away, Confusion, Fly, No Excuses, Junkhead…

Happy Anniversary to #KingGizzard ‘s first rave set in San Francisco and this ‘fit I wore for it! Manifesting a US rave tour for the near future…😁

I got home, put them on, sighed in relief, took them out, and slept until two in the afternoon.

The excitement of having fresh pairs of contact lenses waiting for me at home after a weekend of wearing only a single lens will keep me up well past dawn, I’m afraid.

Celebrating 2 years of TSC by rewatching one of my fav shows from last year 🔴🔴 #kglw

One of my contact lenses managed to tear in half INSIDE of my eye, so I need someone to come over and hold my hand as I go about the rest of my day.

Proceed with caution—I just rewatched my Phantom Island/Field of Vision highlights and am a little emotional and missing my Swarm. 🥹

Ohhh, SEPTA (derogatory)…

The men who aggressively misgender me during the day are the same ones who confidently catcall me at night. Make up your minds, do you want me to be disgusted by you or disgusted by you?? I can’t do both! 😫

Yesterday, I was up all night doing time trial runs in a video game. Tonight, I’ll be up doing resume work and laundry. My range needs to be studied.

I’m picking up where I left off in Crash Bandicoot 4 and trying to reach 106%, so yeah, I’m something of a masochist myself. 😏

The Walking Dead live channel, just to feel something.

Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day

Come and say hi! www.twitch.tv/theydysorcer...

Bandcamp Friday tonight? Bandcamp Friday tonight, queen? My grunge is as nonbinary as I am, friendly reminder. 💖 Redstoneoffaith.bandcamp.com

I finally replaced my old TV, so a light gaming stream is in order. ...Like, right now. 😁 www.twitch.tv/theydysorcer...

Check on your Saw-loving friends today, we are not okay. 😢 #SawXI

The way this Greyhound passenger keeps switching between Family Feud and Dragon Ball Z on his phone—no earbuds, of course—is giving me such whiplash. 😅 Buddy, are we home sick from school, or are we home after school??

new Gizz demos dropped ‼️

It’s probably just me, but I love the idea of just starting fresh on a new streaming platform as opposed to trying to import playlists. Like, yes, let’s go where no one knows my name and I can start a new game! And also where military AI isn’t prioritized!

shout out to the bands and artists removing their music from spotify

Maybe that second mug of coffee from two hours ago wasn’t such a good idea. 😅

I don’t just do combat rolls across my living room as a near-perfect use of free will. I do them because the day I stop doing them is the day I start losing the ability to do them. And then I have to find other, less-exciting uses of free will, like brushing my hair.

Why send me AI images as ref when you can send me an incredible poorly shopped reference image that I can easily understand

I am once again watching Saw VI for reasons totally unrelated to the current state of healthcare and those who work tirelessly to strip the people of it. 😏

“It’s dark and silent…but, you can still feel your heartbeat.” —Resident Evil Zero (2002) loading screen

This shit is FRYING me. 🤣

“From The Depths,” William Balfour Ker

“Hero” by Chad Kroeger feat. Josey Scott (NOT by Nickelback), give me STRENGTH. 🙌🏾

How I sleep having forgotten to text you when I got home safely.

Tonight’s gender is the last three minutes of Flamethrower by King Gizzard. Yes, and the Lizard Wizard. 🔥➡️👽

This DEEPLY MEDIOCRE Film Was Released in Theaters TWO YEARS AGO, and EVERYONE FORGOT IT -- Now it's NETFLIX'S BIGGEST SECRET MASTERPIECE, but Do You UNDERSTAND its UTTERLY UNAMBIGUOUS ENDING? We'll Explain in NINETEEN PARAGRAPHS that Will Have YOU Asking, IS THIS ARTICLE A.I.? (ScreenRant link)

I am not immune to crop tops in a mousetrap.

As a toddler, my sister LOVED #TheUpsideDownShow, and I was always next to her watching. She rediscovered that love as a young adult, and on Saturday, we found ourselves sat for Shane and David’s current NYC residency shows. Additionally, she found herself on stage for a skit. 🥹

Later today, I indulge in shared childhood with my sister. Who holds the remote?

"You don't NEED hrt" they told me as my body starts falling apart without it "You're so valid though" they say when I talk about how I wanted to die without hrt "You just need community" they say as my community is being destroyed and dying Every single time we talk about how we need HRT to live.

I’m sorry, what is the lore-accurate reason that I’m on Power Rangers Tik Tok at 4 in the morning?

Divorced dad rock enjoyer

Brief respite ✨️

“A second razor has hit Stu’s head.”

Hello! I am having an open-invite king gizzard birthday party (because they are playing a show and releasing an album on my birthday) It’ll be a good time, come through!! partiful.com/e/EH88yXWq1a...