Make a band out of two others: Simply Red Hot Chili Peppers

I’m officially too old for the 2000’s themed bar crawl in my neighborhood.

"One study found that increasing the number of people who receive SNAP benefits by 5 percent could have prevented nearly 32,000 suicides over 15 years. And a $1 increase in minimum wage has been linked to roughly 8,000 fewer suicide deaths over a decade."

Everything All Over Your Countertop Bagel

Roku TV suggested movies line up perfectly if you are into an Interstellar Long Walk.

If real life holds true to the plot of the movie Tusk, the brown recluse spider bites its victim, which results in an amputation and eventual full psychopathic torture and transformation into a walrus.

Trainwreck: Poop Cruise on Netflix is the perfect cruise industry documentary.

The U.S. Postal Service is considering allowing people to ship handguns through the mail for the first time in nearly 100 years

Rewatching Breaking Bad again because it's waaaaay more normal our current news cycle.

30 percent of Americans are against [squints at notes] the Pope urging peace

Tanned Headlines in 2026.

"Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you."

I'm wearing Light Gray Men's Joggers by Vuori. #MetGala

May The Fourth be with you…and you…not so much you…or you over there…

My friend Andrew made this. He’s 8 years old and a seriously talented artist, as well as a nice young man. He gave me this limited edition drawing and even offered to color it for me. I might take him up on that. Pretty cool, right?

May the Kindness be with you…

In the battle for supremacy within the horrible movie category, I’ll stand by my nomination of Howard The Duck. What’s yours?

There are two types of people in this world: Those that like to air fry Brussels Sprouts with a crispy exterior and those that call them Brussel Sprouts.

Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ https://theonion.com/supreme-court-overturns-right-v-wrong-1819573211/

Enough with the single reindeer antler on the cars, people. It’s the end of April.

When a King and direct descendent of King George III has to remind the American government about the utmost importance of checks and balances, you know we're in deep trouble.

The thing is, when someone is depressed, it’s really okay to just say, “I’m sorry you’re feeling like that. Let me know if there’s anything I can do to help.” You don’t have to go over the top or try to make them laugh. You don’t have to tell them things could be worse. Just let them fucking feel.

Trust the process. Especially the part that feels uncertain.

The Renaissance Pleasure Faire is here and I haven't a thing to wear. What's in your closet?

What word is your spelling nemesis? This is a safe space.

Inside the high-stakes underground world of pigeon racing. 60 Minutes, Sunday.

you come to me? on a friday?

Shhh…Chicken Breasting.

I'm replacing AI with Randy Intelligence.

Grey rocking through this Narcissistic Storm.

Happy Earth Day! 🌎

Exclusive: It could take six months to fully clear the Strait of Hormuz of mines deployed by the Iranian military, the Pentagon has informed Congress. The timeline is perhaps the clearest sign that gas prices could stay high through the midterms.

Taco Tuesday will make it all better.

Anyone else think Brian Scalabrine sounds like Jesse “The Body” Ventura? #NBAonPeacock

Stomach, meet Dino Rib.

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.

Happy 4/20 to those that also celebrate National Pineapple Upside-Down Cake Day.

Didn’t even see this reported yesterday. We are so numb to violence in this country.

Mamma mia!

"Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial: Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later."

Happy Caturday, City Slickers.

Famously vengeful Knicks owner Jim Dolan has long spied on people at his iconic arenas. WIRED goes deep inside the operation that allegedly tracked a trans woman, lawyers, protesters, and more. www.wired.com/story/madiso...

A 91-year-old grandmother was reported unresponsive, prompting a welfare check by police. When officers arrived, they found her in her room, busy setting a new personal record on a video game.

BREAKING: A jury finds that Ticketmaster and Live Nation had an anticompetitive monopoly over big concert venues.

My last two jobs ended with termination communications that were clearly written using ChatGPT. Anyone else seeing this trend in both the hiring and firing experience?

"It's supposed to be me as a doctor, making people better. And I do make people better. I make people a lot better."

Free Cone Day at Ben & Jerry's (today only - April 14) www.benjerry.com/scoop-shops/...

Maybe we shouldn't elect men facing sexual assault allegations to any positions of power for a change.

For more than a week, Amazon has managed to keep a death at its Troutdale, Oregon, facility out of public view. Workers I spoke to are pissed.

Happy 411 to those that celebrate directory assistance of oral communication.