I don't hate my work schedule (4am-10am) but damn I miss cuddling up to my loves and falling asleep

Im so excited about the commander deck I'm making right now. I know commander is the lame format but also oh my gods this deck is so fun and cool and I just need to cut like 45 cards but I'm getting there.

this is what it feels like to get accused of screen peaking CS 1.6 at a lan party

when a poor person uses food stamps for a steak or homeless person spends $5 on a beer, it’s seen as proof that all poor people are so bad with money that they shouldn’t be given any, ever, for any reason. $77 billion out the window, and zuck’s legacy as a safe government contract bet is secure.

Ah, the trusty not me box! Nothing bad could possibly happen if I put things in the not me box! *The not me box starts rumbling* Wait what

I know I'm well and fully a stick in the mud on this but gods I do not enjoy Christmas. I stress about money and stress super hard about finding the right gift, I feel awkward and weird getting gifts, then theres the whole 'family' thing. Why can't we just have two Halloweens ;-;

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"you don't know what my dick smells like" is maybe the best retort I've ever had

Haha, yeah!! They're dunking me in milk! Woah! Haha! what a funny thing to do to a plushy! hah, heh,, hah! Woah? Picking me up and carrying me around? Nothing bad could ever happen!

Daffo my beloved. If I could add how much I listened to the vinyl I have it would honestly be a lot more 💗

I love my found family, I love these weirdos who love me and accept me and all my strange bits and specified pieces. Things have been hard but I am a very lucky creature

cw: implied csa, smoking somewhere in my wicked childhood, i mustve done something good (1/2)

somewhere in my wicked childhood, i mustve done something good (2/2)

how do you even ENGINEER a scenario where your camera picks up dick-shaped ultraviolet patterning that isn't visible to the naked eye. just, his deep, deep confusion when he sees it on the preview, turns around, and it's not there. perfect. i would be exactly this lost

Lord, please do bless the random trans women my mom runs into and tries to be nice to but ends up clocking and lets them know she clocked them in a well intentioned but what ultimately ends up being what I can only imagine is a negative experience because she doesn't just treat them like girls, amen

posting this classic since it's Thanksgiving, bless you Jerma

🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.

Mom wasn't the best.

events which transpired recently finally spoke to my therapist about my headmates i'd like to start doing stuff featuring them more she was not happy fenris left a parting gift last time he hopped up

I always wanted to make funny stickers but I'll never have enough spoons to take care of that so whatever

trans day of rest. trans week of chill. trans year of taking a nap

this shape tbh

One eternal sunshine of a spotless mind please

Mr. Gorbachev tear down that cock ring

cockatrice woman :p #oc

Made some nesting wooden owls!

da joker

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It's almost that time y'all.

stole all my neighbour's patio furniture during the purge and now he's just gotta stand there and watch me enjoy it for a whole year

I feel as if I am taking constant psychic damage. Idk what status effect it is or how to heal it.

woa is that @ziggystellari.bsky.social ⁉️⁉️🦉 #art #digitalart #furry #furryart

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This person took this when they called the race

Doll anxiety attack

Finally got more than 5 hours of sleep last night!!!! *Cheers and applause* Had another awful stress dream about everything going wrong and I still feel tired. *Jeering and tomatoes*

Happy H-owl-oween yall

She stroke my Ween till it's ocean, man

Haven't said anything in it but I'm still in my last apartments Whatsapp group because watching the chaos and drama of that nightmare unfold heals the parts of me that place damaged.

Pov me logging into bluesky and infecting your timeline

flygon but also. uh. pear🤨🍐

I made a new species. Just invested that critter. It's amazing and it rules and I'm super happy about it ngl

Some old crone called me a 'wretched girl' today. She's not wrong but you think she'll curse me?

what breed is he, he looks very polite