Fresh baked cookies! 🍪 #crochet #handmade #phonecharms #artist #iowa

Just got creeped on at the antique mall… Just when I thought I was done experiencing new things! How exciting!🙃

If the country is burning down around me I’d rather have bulgogi and peach soju than $60 🤷🏻‍♀️ 🥩 🍑

Yes I did spend my last $60 on #KoreanBBQ last night AND I’D DO IT AGAIN!!!

Just saw this posted on FB and had to share.

it's a small thing in the grand scheme of his lies but rfk jr is once again falsely saying that a bunch of food dyes in europe are banned when in reality europe just uses different names for them. this is a common lie spread on tiktok and instagram.

I’m attempting to be an investment girlie (while I’m still allowed to have a bank account🙃) so if anyone wants to join me, 4 of you can use my code and get a bonus $5 in your Acorns account! 🌱🌳 #acorns #investing #moneymoves

Things are terrible right now, B*U*T did you know you can just make phone charms that look like cookies and croissants?!? 🥐 🍪 Or you can totally buy them from me thats also cool…😌 #crochet #art #cookies

An unqualified former Fox host, accused in an affidavit of being "abusive" toward his second wife, of being perpetually drunk, and allegedly screaming "Kill all Muslims! Kill all Muslims!" just got confirmed as the US Defense Secretary (!) by a tie-break vote in the Senate.

I remember when advocating for mercy and compassion was considered Christian. Now it's considered radical ideology.

If Republicans didn’t have double standards, they’d have no standards at all.

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Heads up Des Moines, ICE spotted at airport/South Side. Look alive.

I miss my little guy so much😭 #kitsune

Why yes, I do think day drinking and eating lil’ smokies straight from the crockpot with a toothpick is a perfectly reasonable coping mechanism, thank you very much!!

For all the 3rd party voters and people who didn’t vote because “tHeY’rE bOtH eViL”… Do you think there is a way ANYONE in the Harris/Walz camp would be giving a Nazi salute on national television right now? Or is this what you wanted, and you were just afraid to say it before?

Helpful!

We know what it is, stop defending it.

"Masculine Energy"

Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025

BREAKING: The President-elect celebrates the victory he gained by scapegoating LGBTQ+ people — by dancing with six gay men to a song about homeless men turning tricks to survive.

It may just be the grief talking, but when your recently deceased FiL’s brother starts calling you Marisa (as in Tomei), you just gratefully accept. And stay away from mirrors for the rest of the night…🫣

I cleaned house for the woman who owned this bakery for 30 years, and I just want to know if she’s been back since she sold (and if she has any clue what skibidi means).

I cannot believe that our ghetto ass govn't actually worked together to get rid of a fuckin app. Meanwhile, I can die from eating a mixed salad laced with Listeria or a mass shooting on my way to get it. Man, FUCK YALLL

ProTip: cancelling on someone via text halfway through an event is actually super fucking rude! Hope that helps!🙃

I had to put Kitsune down unexpectedly on Christmas night. I’m absolutely inconsolable right now. Today is his birthday. 😭 #Kitsune #RainbowBridge #ChristmasIsCancelled

And when I say “wealthy androgynous vampire” this is really who I’m talking about. 🫣

The only way I could stick to a diet is if a wealthy androgynous vampire were in love with me/keeping me as a pet & demanded it (or even cooked for me🥹) to improve the taste of my blood. Otherwise yeah, I’m gonna have a ball of mozzarella for dinner, with a bottle of wine on the side!

I need ideas for repurposing 32oz yogurt containers! My Greek yogurt addiction is not slowing down any time soon and the evidence is piling up…🫣 So far I’m thinking plant starters, quick to-go containers to send leftovers/cookies with people, or craft storage somehow 🤔

Started my tree and made candied cranberries!🎄 🍬 🍒 I wasn’t sure if I was going to bother getting my decorations out (I didn’t last year), but I think many of us are craving the distraction and comfort of some pretty lights and glitter right now…so DECK THE FRICKIN HALLS Y’ALL!! Show me your 🎄!!

An exchange from subbing for one of my best friends (since the Jurassic period) the other day: Kids: Ms. F gives us candy every day! Me: Hmm…I doubt that… Kids: You can ask her!! Me: Okay sure, I’ll text her right now! (Pulls out phone) Kids: (wide eyed) You know Ms. F OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL?!?😨

My hot take of the day is that I think people who drive their dogs out into the country and leave them should be put to death.😌

Just sold a salad spinner to a lady from Facebook marketplace, and when we met up she gave me a little Christmas present and offered me fresh eggs from her free-range chickens!! There are still kind souls in this world 😭 🐓 🎄 #LiterallyCriedInMyCar #uplifting #goodnews

Full plate of vegan Thanksgiving!! And yes I did have seconds!! 😋 #vegan #thanksgiving

As someone who was never really “on” Twitter, can anyone tell me if it’s cringe to use Bluesky as my new Instagram?? 😅

I keep switching mediums hoping it’ll reawaken my love of making art…no luck yet, but here’s a watercolor/oil pastel piece of my dog! 😝 🐕 #dog #art #painting #Kitsune

#Mondays feel like when your sweater is too small🫥 #dog #kitsune

Christmas crafting to keep myself from crashing out…🫣🎄 What are your DIY projects for the holidays this year?🥰 #christmas #crafting #DIY #LittleDebbie

My dog said it’s gonna be okay so don’t worry!!!!!! #kitsune #dog