BOOOOOOOOOK jfc I hate telling people about it so much, why aren't there the perfect magic keywords to do this for me

“The existence of even one ex gay dismantles the central lie of homosexuality, that it is an innate characteristic from birth and therefore should have human rights awarded to it.” Same shit different era.

FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIAN LOGIC 1. A male is defined by having a penis and testicles 2. God is a male. Therefore 3. God has balls and a wang. Ask a fundamentalist how big god’s hog is. No matter how big he says it is, it will be a limit to the infinite size of god and therefore a blasphemy.

to anyone i told about this show, i take it back, the third episode has main characters say "r***rd" like twenty times with no consequences, which is so bizarre i don't even know what to say except fuck everyone involved with it (including glen powell unfortunately)

Two years on from October 7th, here’s my essay on Just War Theory and how philosophers are making sense of the carnage in Gaza:

[Taylor Swift voice] I open my thighs for his branch davidian yelling to the heavens so they call me gideon yeah my man's hard, dick's hard as obsidian I go so crazy on it that they think I'm floridian

listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly

@kaine.senate.gov @markwarner.bsky.social Drop the healthcare messaging and go with this.

They’re getting ready to round up people they don’t like and kill them.

Happy book day to me! After going out of print a few years ago when Fireside Fiction closed its doors, today my book about a wiki where your edits come true is available again! This thread will have links for where you can buy it. Obviously Amazon www.amazon.com/Revision-And...

When you buy your 90s breakthrough college rock band lead singer off Amazon, and you accidentally get the MIICHCHLL STTPPE brand one instead of the real thing.

Great message discipline. Now do something about this slow-motion autogolpe. We’re headed for martial law any day now.

Great message discipline. Now do something about this slow-motion autogolpe. We’re headed for martial law any day now.

Revision, my book about a wiki where your edits come true, is being re-released TOMORROW! You can still preorder on many, many ebook sites! Here's everyone but Amazon books2read.com/u/mvEBqe Plus Amazon too I guess www.amazon.com/Revision-And...

www.chronicle.com/article/can-... All of the examples in this article of uses for AI in higher ed are lame as shit, a thread.

No Grape-Nuts? Were you afraid of rigging the contest by including the best cereal in human history?

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram. Community action works. Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

Ooo, this is good.

Second day of #Orbachtober

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

Quake 1 Soundtrack

A couple of shots from my ride through Vic West today.

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Apple becomes more disappointing every day.

I don't think it would be possible to overstate Blake's influence on the DNA revolution in criminal justice and the exonerations that followed. He genuinely changed the world for the better. Rest in peace. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/01/s...

Canon EF 100mm macro #milwaukee #photography

Taffy says hi #rats #petrats #cute

Far out.

I had the honor of photographing Jane Goodall who was wonderful. After the shoot, her asst was by us setting up for an interview. I said how great she looked for her age. He said it's the whiskey. I said what? He said yeah, she has a glass each evening. I asked her usual and he said black label. RIP

Respect.

Priceless.

IF U SEE THIS, POST A BRIDGE

Mr. Beast is a vomitous blight upon the world.

I have made up a unicorn. I call it bug unicorn. It is 2 inches tall. It likes to drink sprite out of a soda cap.

Got my performance review.

If Democrats don't make this the biggest story in the country for the next several days - and either force Republicans to denounce it or not, what are we even doing here? Every voter should know about this. (Imagine what would happen if, say, Mother Jones wrote this.) www.nytimes.com/2025/09/26/b...

I'm supposed to be laser-focused on book edits this week. So of course I wrote something for The Atlantic yesterday and then spent this morning on a links-and-commentary roundup. (...Nobody tell my editor, okay?) open.substack.com/pub/davekarp...

Jill’s stories are a blast. This one looks to be particularly good.

check the box, people

Release day for the new edition of Revision is getting closer. Preorders are available at a fine ebook retailer near you! books2read.com/u/mvEBqe

Happy Rapture Day to all who celebrate 💋

these motherfuckers would try to order a pizza here:

If one party is not brave enough to truly say that religion has no place in public policy, we are going to be fighting a losing battle against theocracy. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/anti-relig...

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This is all true btw

i couldn’t think of anything more eloquent www.thehandbasket.co/p/ice-death-...

I love Harrison Butker, because he felt confident in telling women what their jobs should be, even though his job could be filled by just training a golden retriever to do it.

This thread is FASCINATING

here's more information regarding the second picture provided by Anja herself, on her LinkedIn page: www.linkedin.com/posts/anja-r...

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.