I have to stop fighting that 5:30am is just when I wake up naturally now.

Observing my American and his mother talk like I am Attenborough. Fascinating how long they can continue the same nothing conversation; they've been explaining the same thing back and forth to each other (how to properly put pineapple on a pizza) for the last 45mins.

@wgsaraband.bsky.social They've arrived safe and sound!

Forgot to post these yesterday :)

find someone who loves you like Peach Momoko loves Psylocke

Taking the Mother in Law to Glasgow this morning. First things first though - Spoons for breakfast :) Amazing she can still eat spoons at her age.

maybe it’s an attempt to get kids to stay away from drugs by making them look so unbelievably lame they never want to go anywhere near them

The D20 is an ok game engine for a dungeon crawler where life is cheap, which is the one thing basically nobody uses D&D for. It's garbage for heroic fantasy or any of the social games people staple onto it.

Well lads only went and did a thing.

Gay powers restored etc etc.

Morning.

Breaking news: A Man is bisexual

I had to give up and sign up for an Instagram because an increasing amount of stuff I need to do online requires having one. Immediately it suggested various ex-boyfriends and people I have blocked from my phone contacts as people I would like to know.

I spend so much time in Glasgow Airport now. Arrivals this time though, collecting the MiL!

Got the Christmas decorations out and somehow water got into the box. Everything was rotten and thick with mold. All the decorations completely ruined :(

Introduce yourself with four spaceships.

There is no war in Ba Sing See.

In the year since I got bullied out of my last job they've went through 3 more people who did my thing and also several other highly specialised members of that team. Seems the board finally realised the problem and sacked her. I get paid more now than I did in that job. Vindicated.

Told you.

I used to be a sexy nighthawk that stayed up late and went to bed in the early hours. Now I go to bed early and wake up in the early hours. I'm still seeing partially the same block of deep nighttime but from a much less fun angle.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I won.

I have never put anything into my mouth that tastes this good.

I, have had, a surprisingly wonderful day :)

In the ongoing project to provide Space For Another Human my DVDs and CDs are going into deep storage. My CD collection is hilarious, mostly bought in the 90s when I was both a Goth and a nascent homosexual. Bette Milder stacked next to Korn.

Apparently "puppy kisses are NOT part of sexy time" and I respectfully disagree.

I am very Out of Office.

The #Warhammer bug has bitten HARD. I am fully obsessed again. I haven't played since 9th Ed, but I want to see my teams of Cool Little Guys all happy bringing down the reign of the evil Corpse Emperor and freeing humanity from its enslavement. #LettheGalaxyBurn #Belakorissexy

My friends on Bluesky:

I've had a miserable week but now Pancakes and I are watching Bob's Burgers.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANT TO GO HOOOOOOOOMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I AM SO TIRED OF BEING HERE

Holidays are coming…

Nothing infuriates me like people who *look you up on Teams* and still manage to get your name wrong.

If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood!

Look what they did to Scotland

Was woken up at 5am by The Little Shite bag again. He doesn't seem to want anything, just for me not to be asleep. So I am sorting out the pieces of Blackstone Fortress as part of my Big Warhammer Project.

Attempting to make cilbir for breakfast :)

Cats.

My boyfriend said I could get Warhammer for Christmas if I finished the stuff I hadn't painted yet and now I'm speedrunning a whole new Chaos Warband.

Absolutely zero sleep last night. So tired now :(

I found this piece of Cadbury Caramel at the bottle m of a box of Warhammer miniatures that hasn't been opened for at LEAST five years and my boyfriend won't let me eat it :(

Cat

Octopath Traveller 0 is very much an Octopath Traveller game. That's to say it continues to be excellent, but it isn't doing much new for the series (character creation aside). I don't think it will sell you on it if you've never cared up till now, but if you're into the series it's a must-buy.

Feral.

So much of film has been taken over by the nerd franchises (for which there is a thing called 'canon' and at least some people care about it) that it's diminished our ability to understand films that don't have that structure, and characters that cannot be understood as existing in a timeline.

The American keeps putting the Big Lights on.

Cat.