I’m sorry but Myki’s look last night was so much better than Nini’s, “over-accessorized” my ass. Nini’s was great too, but like Myki looked gorgeous

she ur on my gate til I bald

Oh yeah I [redacted] Chronos finally ⏳

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They have the opportunity to choose the funniest venue possible in Washington, DC

Luckily, I've gotten much better at this lately!

Reposting this for no particular reason

Manhattan? Why is a MAN at the front of it?? 🤔

“I think Athena’s the trade of the season” “Darlene’s obviously the trade of the season” “Nini is so trade” Y’ALL 👏 DON’T 👏 KNOW 👏 WHAT 👏 TRADE 👏 MEANS 👏 ANYMORE 👏

Jane Don’t:

I’m gonna be so real, Darlene should’ve won

who up feelin they oats?

Something I’m realizing at this drag show is so many Dolly songs are verse, chorus, fade out. And I love that for her

He Bermuda on my triangle til his sailors disappear

When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis I’m dead as a chile

Ariana Grande & Jonathan Bailey confirm they have been cast in a stage revival of ‘Sunday in the Park with George.’

anxiety keeping me up vs melatonin trying to knock me out

Finally defeated Chronos for the first time today on a build that I kept saying “oh I’m gonna die” so like there’s that I guess

Pokémon team using the first letter of your name.

Nobody does it like American Dad and I will die on this hill

@dan-is-baking.bsky.social appreciation post because despite how horrible traveling has made me feel and act today, they’ve been nothing but patient and loving with me and helped get me out of my own head numerous times. Also they have a great butt and I get to see it every day now 😊

I’m feeling angry and annoyed, so let me read a couple at an airport. The man looks like Ethan Hawke after a coke binge and the woman looks like a cracked leather couch with melted plastic between the cushions.

Bf turned off the fan in the middle of the night so now I’m hot AND it’s dead silent, so I won’t be going back to sleep I guess

Pluribus finale— top 10 most valid lesbian crashouts of all time

Happy Holidays from your favorite guncles! @dan-is-baking.bsky.social

Don’t forget the reason for the season

BF’s dad put on the Trump Kennedy Center honors last night and without a word I got up and walked away, then he put on it’s a wonderful life and I came back

Once my wlw hive mind show is over I’ll watch the mlm hockey show okay?? Give me time!!

I had a dream last night that me and Jacob Elordi were at a house party and the whole night we were flirting with each other, and right before we kissed he told me it was a prank the whole time and everyone at the party laughed at me 😢

There’s a woman at the airport who’s watching videos on her iPad at full volume thinking her headphones are working, but everyone at New Haven can hear her reality TV show

It’s interesting how people order their pronouns. Like I know someone who puts they/she instead of she/they often just prefers “they” more, but I see it as a mathematical order of operations. Like I have to solve for they first, and then I can solve for she.

The next National Treasure should be about Nicolas Cage stealing the Epstein Files

Moving sucks lol

I love my gay little hive mind #Pluribus

Roommate’s 3 month repayment plan to me turned into 6 months with the caveat of she might be late and will just pay it when she pays it 🙃🙃🙃

Luigi Mangione if you read this I’m free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I’m free.

Do you think Jafar and Hades are like gay besties or can they not stand each other?

Happy Hanukkah 💙

Totally ate shit on my way to the bodega this morning cause of the snow, but my iced coffee never spilled! 😎

“Hello, Carol” is this years “Hi, Barbie”

Who up clang clang clangin they trolley?

This year’s the first Christmas I’m spending without my mom & family, and I’m having a lot of feelings about it right now 😢

I thought this boot was a seal from far away

seeing Wicked: For Good today