Is there anything more undignified than a vomiting bug? I’m like a cat with a hair ball every hour sigh

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Being as it’s payday 🤲

Shall I have udon, thin egg or flat rice noodles?

Anyone got good news?

I got really stressed on Friday, had a bit of a melt in the head. That stress made my skin break out and gave me a cold sore. I found a thc gummy in my cupboard I dunno how long it’s been there but I’ve eaten it now. Goodbye!!!!!!

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It’s jarring that genuine action & conversation on male dominated violent crime keeps getting derailed on both sides (obviously one side is being more insidious than the other so don’t get me wrong there). It’s like “oh it wasn’t a Muslim let’s move on then.” Or “I told you so”

Hate to be at the mercy of the royal mail

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Aunty discourse funny. I remember when my kid (with a bus of “Auntys”) was learning about the nuclear family in school, about 5 years old he comes home and sits me down and asks me if my mother died because she had so many children.

Oh no I hope he gets my humour

Look I don’t watch the news a lot I only just found out Zack Polanski is a hot gay man and they are my nemeses so I take back all the likes I have given out now

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Not got anything to do on Halloween but I want to dress up like Claudia Winkleman

Sometimes I get excited for the end of a good time so I can just finish the good time and move onto better times such as watching Godzilla Minus One alone

Hamburg is dead groovy fair play

What student moot of mine has an asos code for me?

Can’t believe Dragons Den is still going and nobody has tried to kill one of them yet

Look at my cats face when I’m away on my jollys and someone else comes to feed her

Uber love telling me about my great new promotion of £1 rides and the ride is a courier only ride. What do I need a courier for I can walk one side of this city centre to the next in less than 25 mins?! This is not London brothers!!

Senior Tory can't name his party's leader in Wales during embarrassing GB News interview... This Conservative politician was asked 6 times who the Welsh leader of his party is and he couldn't remember. (It's Darren Millar and he has been in the role for almost a year...)

Checking the group chats all fine here

Toothpaste for £8.10 btw

I feel like I could design a much more comfortable and equally as economical seat for public transport of all kinds than whatever the hell we keep getting.

Da iawn, Caerffili. 👏💜

John Robins ✋🏼🥹🤚🏼 why don’t you love me and or know who I am

So glad my sons almost a teenager so I no longer have to remove the insides from pumpkins

zing

Thing is, what I actually look for in a man is someone who has a weird craft and that’s why I watch YouTube videos of men who can make daggers and/or catch the biggest tuna in the North Atlantic Ocean

One of them days where I wish the sky would cloud over and piss down for 3-4 hours minimum

My kids gone charity shop shopping anyway behold this, which is the front and back of the same tshirt

Incredibly frustrating to see people in the UK still getting Welsh nationalism so wrong. The right to self determine isn’t a sinister boogeyman. When no matter how the country votes it still has no hold in Westminster meaning we live under laws that we haven’t voted for is undemocratic at best.

If anyone knows anyone in or near Cardiff who would like an old spaniel who just needs a quiet house and a lot of love and attention in her final years please let me know, I will walk and dog sit for very cheap if you need, if that helps

That scene of the Welsh BBC correspondent being the only person interviewing Caerphilly's new Plaid AM while the rest of the media interviewed Reform's loser in the background was far too on the nose.

The British press won't know how to play this, it wasn't even close

So many talking heads so badly wanted Caerphilly to be majority right wing on the back of the brexit vote. I know several people who voted to leave the EU on the basis of it being a stain of imperialism in the fight for socialism in our lifetimes. Wales does not lean majority right wing.

Imagining Reform putting a ball room in the east wing of Caerphilly castle

50.4% turnout in Caerphilly 😮

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

Feel quite sick wondering how this Caerphilly vote will go..

Following a fox home, got some great pics

What’s crucially stupid about this is that the home office and immigration are a reserved power of the UK government!!

Me, when Rach says she fancies a pint

It’s taking all of the power in my heart to not smoke cigarettes through this period

The woke football flags are so good. From the river to the key is incredible

A sexier voice than Jelani Blackman’s. It doesn’t exist.

do not disturb mode today I think