Timing is everything.

Reminder that any political party trying to make it harder to vote is sending a clear message: they can't win on their ideas alone.

There will be ketchup and tariffs at the White House

A talented protester played the theme to the “Schindler's List” with his violin at Portland’s ICE detention center last night. I hope the world gets the message. #AbolishICE #Invoke25th #Portland

When a president sends troops into American cities to “restore order,” what he’s really doing is testing obedience. Portland and Chicago aren’t war zones…they’re warning shots. Authoritarians don’t announce takeovers. They practice them. One city at a time. However, each practice destroys families.

#swifties #donOLD #Cankles

Somewhere in America, a young Hispanic girl is hiding in an attic writing a diary.

REMINDER: Rs can nuke the filibuster whenever they want and pass whatever budget they like, but they won’t bc they know they’ll never get it back and then they’ll lose their unjustifiable grip on power forever. They don’t want a budget, they want accomplices. Don’t do it. Hold the line.

It’s the weekend, so we’re Glamping. Enjoy our fire! We sure did 😀

Not all heroes wear capes. Also, I want to buy these heroes a beer.

When will we (as a nation) listen to Pete?

This didn’t age well.

This!!

Free speech censorship Political hit lists Detentions w/o due process Internment camps Military in our streets Corrupted law enforcement Demonization of vulnerable communities Coercion of private institutions MSM amplifying state propaganda We are not barreling towards fascism. We are in it.

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How does this asswipe still have a job?

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Both of the co-founders of Turning Point USA died from things that were preventable, but which they mocked and urged this nation to ignore. Bill Montgomery was killed in 2020 by COVID and Charlie Kirk was killed in 2025 by gun violence.

Nothing to see here. Just the President of the United States declaring war on a United States city.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

@nytimes.com why is the mini behind a paywall??? No warning??? Thanks for nothing. Grrrrrrr

Between Kilmar Abrego Garcia and the DOJ official who tried to extort a plea out of him with threats of trafficking him to Uganda, there is someone who committed a crime. But that someone isn't Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

Hahahahahahahahahahhah Vladimir Futon!!

The craziest thing about this Cracker Barrel story is that Donald Trump was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein for decades and publicly admitted to trafficking young women to him out of Maralago.

Welcome to Fascism. #authoritarianism #Fascist #votetherepubsout

MAGA is big mad. #SNOWFLAKES

Hitting a cop with a sandwich gets you a felony charge. Hitting a cop with a baseball bat gets you a pardon. #ImpeachBondi

When you’re having trouble with your DUI field test…

that summit could've been an email

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In case you missed it, Trump’s new jobs stats guy is a Nazi “history buff” who was at the Capitol on Jan. 6.

Facts.

Reality: that “extra revenue” is higher costs paid by regular American consumers & businesses, and the “tax relief” is going to the rich not you. JD is pissing 💦 on your head and telling you it’s raining — and @marshablackburn is using this line also as she runs for governor.

File this under “birds of a feather flock together.” “Thanks for all you do for the youth of our great nation.” Uhhhh is he thanking this pedo for sexually abusing children? Looks like that’s what he’s saying.

Try this eye test.

He made the Oval Office look like a cheap brothel. I’m sure he just bought plaster wall sconces from Michael’s or Hobby Lobby and then spray painted them gold.

That single star on the Texas flag is a review.

I see why he bankrupted casinos.

Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social , when can we expect your book on Daddy Dumpypants?

Guess he held on to those peepee tapes for too long.

He will take himself down with his blabber-mouth.