Fuzzy

Many of you would benefit from the grass

Training’s been going well

Have you guys heard about the Harlem shake haha that's crazy!

dearest oomfs, should I post about my butt more

Anyway here’s my butt

Another morning, another workout… just put one foot in front of the other… but now I gotta run cuz the day is so busy!!! 👽

Seeing fans of The Boys / Gen V complain about nudity is pretty funny. "I can tolerate seeing someone eviscerated but if I see a butthole, I might die"

Oh sorry, you caught me in the middle of some housework 🤭

*teleports behind a Goat* "Neigh-thing personal, Kid."

Leg veins be holding in there

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“…the giant stomped through the stone circle on his way to make sport with the village blacksmith, laughing at the small feeble legs of the townspeople…..”

When your country dog self finds the bone he is looking for 🥵 @xrustytaylorx.bsky.social

Weekend was fun

Dead Like Me

Go on then 🤪

Big dumb useful bull

Don’t you hate it when you get out of the bath, and you still have bubbles stuck to you?

Kinda depressing that libraries in this city are clearing out books to make room for more computers. I went to go borrow a book and read for a bit, had a bunch of people having a loud convo in the computer section instead.

The word of the day is Submassive.

there were furries at the botanical gardens. that's cool as

love when guys jerk off with their legs up

insert slime

REALLY INTO DUDES WITH HAIRY BUTTS IN THONGS THANKS

All dads wear thongs and cock cages under their bath robes right? Am i doing it right?

Male pattern baldness? You mean “the sluttiest hairline a man can have”?

Gang I was so sweaty today 🥵 the heat is no joke.

Suns out, buns out. Jock strap hiking is the best.

We painted our bathroom! What do you think?

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a Labubu stamping on a human face, forever.

sticky

Gay guys: “Just looking for friends”

Just checking in

I love posing rooms because you can see how other people see you. (Like from the back or side) What do you guys see?

Poppers thong by @hauszuk.bsky.social 💘

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nikes

Happy Moonday!! 🌕

Good morning guys!

just waking up 🥱

Lookin like a whole ass shnaacc #gaycowboy #gaydaddy #gaybear

Bit cheeky for the day job? 😈😉