Weekend was fun

Dead Like Me

Go on then 🤪

Didn't realise I made a goon face lol

Big dumb useful bull

Don’t you hate it when you get out of the bath, and you still have bubbles stuck to you?

Kinda depressing that libraries in this city are clearing out books to make room for more computers. I went to go borrow a book and read for a bit, had a bunch of people having a loud convo in the computer section instead.

The word of the day is Submassive.

there were furries at the botanical gardens. that's cool as

love when guys jerk off with their legs up

insert slime

REALLY INTO DUDES WITH HAIRY BUTTS IN THONGS THANKS

All dads wear thongs and cock cages under their bath robes right? Am i doing it right?

Male pattern baldness? You mean “the sluttiest hairline a man can have”?

Gang I was so sweaty today 🥵 the heat is no joke.

Suns out, buns out. Jock strap hiking is the best.

We painted our bathroom! What do you think?

I replaced your clothes with a buttplug and sneakers. Good luck!

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a Labubu stamping on a human face, forever.

sticky

Everyone saw the wet spot on the front of your pants, and now they all know you didn’t shake it right

Gay guys: “Just looking for friends”

Just checking in

I love posing rooms because you can see how other people see you. (Like from the back or side) What do you guys see?

Poppers thong by @hauszuk.bsky.social 💘

😵‍💫🔒

nikes

Happy Moonday!! 🌕

Good morning guys!

just waking up 🥱

Lookin like a whole ass shnaacc #gaycowboy #gaydaddy #gaybear

Bit cheeky for the day job? 😈😉

Fresh haircuts ✂️

Hey, dude, could you... um... could you play with it for me?

Fat Thigh Friday

Two more weekends of fun and carbs, then gonna drop another 15 or 20 for market days. Already ready for next bulking season. 🤣

#infusion #bulge

God I've been feeling like such a bottom lately 🤤

Hey so I'm actually fat as fuck. Is that okay?

Bluesky is wild to me cause all my followers are hot as hell. Twitter and ig however...

oh no am I too late for thong Thursday?

There’s enough for everyone