You know what is legitimately so embarrassing? Curtis Sliwa could easily be one of my uncles. Easily.

Hey so kill me 😵

HAPPY HALLOWEEN MY FELLOW FERALS! I know I haven’t been super active on here but episode 7 of QB just dropped. This month we discuss Hannibal’s big feelings, Jack losing his minds and Brian Zellers hilarious ability to always be wrong. #hannibal youtu.be/sz9zIrEVG6k?...

*flirting* hey are you mad at me

If you narc people for stealing food ur a big ass loser

Dropping Angelina and adding Deena was the moveeeee in Jersey Shore lmaooo

The first scene in Jersey Shore is Paul D loading bottles of hair gel into his car. A cultural renaissance. Snooki isn't even Italian. A MASTERPIECE.

okay im depressed. time to watch the jersey shore from s1e1.

Watching American Mary for the first time lets gooooo Katherine Isabel

How Hannibal Lecter Creates Moments of Crisis to Foster the Emotional Dependence of People He Finds Interesting A THREAD #Hannibal #FANNIBALFAMILY 💖💖💖

This is from episode 6 but I have to post it bc Chilton. New episode Friday! #hannibal

Oof I have been busy. But Episode 7 of Quantifiably Bitchy will be out on Friday! #hannibal

Dude I wrote so much this week I am wipedddddd

You guys I am writing a 'Rafael Barba crash lands on an Amazon island' prompt for Kinktober and it is one of the funniest most unhinged things I've ever written. Very 70s inspired levels of corny. Make dumb shit. Be cringe. Be free.

I just wanna say that I turn 35 in a few weeks and I don't think I should be allowed to be a bridesmaid anymore. That has to be cursed right?

I appreciate the fact that the world is finally loving Andy Richter the way he deserves to be loved #dwts

Still thinking about it #hannibal

Me this week

Y'all being a person lately is HARD. I beg you to persist in spite of it all. Don't let the fascists get you down.

I totally forgot that Amy Sedaris was in Jennifer's Body. Fuck, she's so cool.

Watching Amy/Mariska on Good Hang and one it’s amazing two she better make her rank the ADAs.

Having a Purge marathon bc I love Halloween so damn much. On Purge 2 rn and Michael K Williams has never had a bad role in his life. HES SO FUCKING TALENTED. He literally has an ep in CSI that is excellent.

Mia Goth's monologue in Pearl is insane. I love her so fucking muchhhhh. Like she is exactly who she thinks she is.

#wednesday100 writing a little fun tropey silly #svu body swap fic.

I'll be out of town on Saturday, but if you want to get one of these before Saturday (& don't already have one), let me know

Kim K bringing back the merkin is annoying as fuck (I know Margiela technically brought it back but she’s monetizing it for the masses) bc she promoted pedo levels of hairlessness over the years. Jokes on u babe I don’t need a merkin.

I haven't mentioned my fics in awhile. So, here is some shameless self promotion of my #Hannibal fics. 🧵 On AO3, I go by MadhouseMuse... My longest fic (as yet unfinished) is my S4 Post-Fall fic, Hannibal's Garden. archiveofourown.org/series/2256095 +

As a fellow Italian American if you are hype about Columbus Day you are weird.

I’ve been wanting to do a #Hannibal fic for awhile but I have no current interest in being in the heads of 2 men (sorry but true) but Freddie? Freddie I can do.

Watching the Scream movies and did I just start a Gale Weathers/Freddie Lounds sapphic crossover fic? Bitch you bet I did #hannibal

My fave thing about Taylor Swift is she’s built a brand on being like “I’m not a cool girl!!!” and we are like yup and then she’s like 😡

Fuck

A little lazy Nadja for your feed

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

watching the current administration go up against the NFL is lowkey hilarious. Like they are more powerful than the Catholic Church. Their players experience brain damage at their hands and they just said oh well and moved ON.

I feel like I’ve been very absent on here and I miss you my tiny feral friends! Seems like everyone’s been a lil overwhelmed and busy sending all of my vibesssss ✨

today is Snoopy's 75th anniversary 🥲

Sorry y’all but those new Taylor swift lyrics???????????

05-03-2023 Hannigram kiss 😘💕

🚨 ✨🚨 Enjoy a little Kinktober one shot for your Friday smutty needs #svu archiveofourown.org/works/716251...

If you are looking for a lil sexy Hannigram one shot I defffff recommend this little ditty my my bby @cj-is-alright.bsky.social It’s just poetryyy #hannibal archiveofourown.org/works/71774076

I love that I started off Kinktober with pegging but when I tell you the inspo was flowing???? Life is comedy.

Me writing these Kinktober prompts tbh. I’m shakespearecatt on ao3 if smutty #svu is your thing 🤪

Fannibals, I have made some updates to the feed to eliminate some unrelated posts sneaking in. I apologize I let that slide a bit as I was dealing with my father's health declining. bsky.app/profile/did:...

Amy Poehler having all of her hot funny friends on her podcast just giggling and being little casual comedy geniuses is healing my soul

If you are or know a child using the drunk elephant retinol that shit is nuts. First of all it burns like shit second of all it’s $80. Does it work? Yes. But did I also have to stand in front of it at Ulta for 15 minutes before impulse buying it? Also yes.

HI MY FERALS! Sorry for the delay sadly real life got in the way (boooo) but please enjoy Episode 6 of Quantifiably Bitchy! This month we discuss my baby Frederick Chilton, a classic #Hannibal crashout and the importance of costuming and character. Apple, Spotify and YT! youtu.be/nVedzxVKq9E?...

Podcast will be out today I AM ALMOST THEREEEE. I have been so busy and so MIA

My podcast will likely come out in a few days. Work kicked my ass this week and my poor dog ripped her nail straight out and had to get patched up in the ER so editing has not been a priority 😮‍💨