Hypothetically speaking If you were only looking to adopt one cat because you don't really want more than two cats at a time (insurance, food costs, litter, etc.), though you're aware your current cat is a senior and won't be around forever...

The pet rescue has been active on their socials but not responding to me, but did just now post a list of all of their current pets up for adoption, and Brocade is gone, so that's that. I did register interest in Gabriel, a 5-year-old, but I'm getting some bad vibes.

The look of a man who got to hang out with my friend who adores him today, and as soon as they left he did a disturbingly large poop

Honey has been using both his bed and his platform today! 💕 And he just got to meet my friend who collected the cat food for foster cats, so he had them and their Mum fussing over him and now he has passed out 😂

I use my doorbell camera when I'm waiting for someone to arrive, so that it doesn't take me by surprise But I still, without fail, jump out of my skin every time I see someone approach the door

I caved and emailed the pet rescue place, because they're posting on their socials about being active. Now to pray they don't think I'm annoying and hate me.

Why sleep when you can lie awake at 3AM feeling nauseous and sad I went to go pee and there was a silverfish bug running around the bathroom floor And there was no Boba there to try (and inevitably fail) to catch it

Hey #FannibalFamily! I started a Patreon! It is still a work in progress right now, but the first major piece of content is up. Please enjoy my review/analysis of @bryanfuller.bsky.social's Dust Bunny! #Hannibal 💖💖💖 www.patreon.com/posts/146805...

All my spare cat food is finally being collected tomorrow, now that I am no longer carrying the plague* Hopefully my friend will be well enough to visit and not just her Mum, as I think Honey will benefit from some people cooing over him. *throat infection

The rescue is now active on socials and talking about upcoming adoption arrangements, so I'm definitely hoping they arrange the home visit with me soon 😂

Wake Up Dead Man was great (even if half the cast are just fucking awful people.) And yes, I ship it.

I understand Hannibal Lecter because I, too, know what it's like to be an ultimately unlovable and traumatised hedonist.

I don't suppose I know anyone in/near London who wants to pick up a book for me from Forbidden Planet? 😂 They don't have it on their website, but a friend came across it today, an alternative version of the Feeding Hannibal cookbook that is impossible to find online.

#hannibal #hannigram #frankenstein2025 #frederickchilton ONLY MONSTERS PLAY GOD ch. 4 Captain Chilton hijacks the narrative with some purple prose in his captain’s log describing the ship’s alluring guest, Will Graham. Art by OnDust! archiveofourown.org/works/745386...

Haven't spotted it posted separately anywhere, but here's the timestamp from Starfury's live video yesterday, where Sean shared a montage of bits from #RDC7: www.youtube.com/live/yA0rIRx...

I'm going to be a good boy, and this is the only WIP teaser that I am going to post, but I am officially working on the Twitter 1000 followers giveaway fic for @aleginger-art.bsky.social and the amazing prompt they gave me 💕 #Hannibal #Hannigram #WIP

what if I got a cat and I just called it Silkie Chicken

I just got a condolences card from Waggel, Boba's pet insurance, which was all handwritten. I'm definitely sticking with them when I get my next cat, because I noticed they also processed all of his huge vet bills ASAP when he passed away, bypassing their standard processing time.

Duncan returns to Triple Oak with no idea who he is, and worse, he can't remember who Will is either. 📝 Amnesiac writer/childhood foe prompt 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 Will Graham/Duncan Vizla #Kaisergram 🍆 Explicit, M/M, 5k Words #Hannibal #Hannigram #Polar2019 #Fannibals archiveofourown.org/works/76490701

Translation: I am an entitled prick who thought someone would want my irrelevant, unhelpful, unsolicited input.

Please seek professional help.

I fucking hate how much people give bullshit unsolicited advice to strangers on this platform.

I've decided that if I don't hear anything by 2nd January, I'll pop them an email. Because then all of the bank holidays will have passed. So I am going to TRY not to get caught in permanent autism waiting mode 'til then. And I'm going to try and write tomorrow.

I found out that my cleaner has also been following the cat adoption saga, and he sent me a text saying, "Big up Brocade" 😂 ...So now I am even more convinced that I won't get to adopt her lmao, because that's just what my luck is like (and of course, extra bad lately.)

Cat getting their chin rubbed

The Housemaid is certainly a movie. First half I was just sitting there like, "I am not the target audience* for this movie." Sweeney is well cast because she's extremely unlikeable lmao It was okay?? Twist is obvious in the first 15 minutes. *cís het women

Honey's fur has been trying to mat up again despite daily brushing, so now he's going to get daily brushes with the deshedding tool as well. This is as much as he would tolerate today. I'll soon be able to create a second Honey.

The new window bed is officially a success

Christmas is over, back to impatiently waiting for the shelter to arrange a home visit. The lovely cleaner who offered a discounted house clean after Boba passed (who I will still pay full rate lmao) is coming today, so I'm going to go to the cinema. A good distraction.

I am cackling

Another post inexplicably flooded with likes from randoms. What is going on with Bluesky lately? 😭

Next December, death is forbidden.

Fun fact: When I went to the home Boba came from, a woman trying to rehome kittens from an accidental litter, I had one of the worst experiences of my life. I had made the mistake of sharing his photo on my socials first, and someone TRACKED THE WOMAN DOWN.

Lemon, the cat I had before Boba, from Christmas 2020 <3

Christmas morning when you're single in your late 30s lmao

FRESH HANNIGRAM PLUSHIES . will be available soon ❤️✨️ . #hannibal #hannigram #HEU #willgraham

Happy winter festivities, lovely friends, followers and fannibal family Whether you're with family, friends or alone, I hope that you manage to have a lovely and relatively stress-free day, bonus if there's nice food involved Thank you to all of those who have been kind to me during an awful time💕

Dr. Lecter looks dazzling in beige 🍸🍋 #hannibalnbc #hannibal

First assault nightmare I've had in a while, but my body rang enough alarm bells for me to wake up before it got really bad which I appreciate, so my night isn't entirely ruined 🙏 This is what I get for thinking about rough Hannigram sex before sleep

Am I projecting my own desires? I'll never tell

I have the urge to write unbearably painful, brutal Hannigram sex, followed by tender reassurances and aftercare. Where every second of searing agony and one-sided pleasure is worth it for the knowledge that it'll come with tender touches and soft praise. Maybe soon.

Off to bed early tonight, I think. Hurts too much thinking about and missing Boba, not having him here with me at Christmas, and I can't stop this horrible, sick feeling of dread that somehow there'll be some reason I'll be rejected from adopting a cat.

I have savings all ready now for Honey's checkup in the new year (he needs blood taken and his blood pressure checked, and also needs to be examined for what I suspect is arthritis) and also cat adoption costs so fingers crossed for maybe a new family member in 2026 🤞

I guess when Rackheath Vets said they'd get back to me in 7 days with the findings of their investigation, they meant 7 working days 😑

I think I will definitely be getting more of these perches for the bay window I think they'll get a lot of use when the weather is warmer

Called Chemist 4 U, the pharmacy, today, and they confirmed they've not received a new, correct prescription from Oviva. Can't call Oviva, their phone line is dead. So I used their live chat.

Got to the pet shop Bought a couple of really cute cat toys Was doing fine Then I left Started thinking about Boba and reliving his last week And have not stopped feeling awful since

It's Christmas Eve I have new wheelchair batteries What if I just went on an adventure to the big, faraway pet shop to go look longingly at cat stuff, buy nothing and then went home

A casual reminder, on this Christmas Eve, that I have a festive Hannigram fic where trans masc Will fucks Hannibal with a prosthetic cock gifted to him 💕 #hannibal #hannigram archiveofourown.org/works/61653598

I could really do with a hug. Unfortunately I am only willing to accept one from Hannibal Lecter.