do americans use the phrase, "wet yourself"? no reason help please it's important help

aaaahahaha there's a japanese patisserie in delivery distance from where i'm staying in london next month aaaaaaaaaahahahhwwheeeeeheeheheh

Just noticed that the doctor I saw yesterday misgendered me in their notes My file has me down as male and has done for nearly two decades You felt my chest, which is devoid of tits God forbid someone wear a colourful hoodie and have long hair

I recently got a new walking stick, as mine was in a bit of a state, and I just grabbed some bits from my overflowing Hannibal box of goodies to make it a bit more ✨mine✨

To think how many days she spent growling at Honey, and now she loves him so much

She's broken three toys in as many days I don't have any more replacement door dangling toys So now she just stares longingly at the broken elastic, occasionally jumping at it

This fannibal editor is very popular They just shared a post using the r-slur, from an absolutely disgusting account This shit is unacceptable and I don't want to see this in the #Hannibal fandom, I don't give a single flying fuck how popular your content is

Good: I walked for 40 minutes Bad: I can hardly walk around my house now Good: My new walking stick arrived!

CW: weight stuff Just got a generic copy and paste message from Oviva (the weight loss service I'm on) saying it's the final two weeks of the programme and it's ending =/ But coverage for Wegovy is two years and I only started in November so I just messaged back like ????

Hannibal Lecter can smell when you're on your period

Reminder, once again, that there's a big list of pixel artists under 1000 followers here: go.bsky.app/3GWx4kw There's so much talent and so many styles to enjoy here and if you wanna be added, just drop me a line! #pixelart #pixelartists #pixels

what is wrong with her

I've had to email the company because the lumbar support is wonky and leans to one side, and I can feel it against my back, but otherwise extremely happy with a much more supportive chair! And it has Mischa approval (she was very keen to "help" me build it)

Just kill me lmao, I hope that I manage to get home okay (Sorry not ALT text as I am on the move!)

Oh and my BattBoost has stopped working properly lmao, it keeps randomly turning off, and knowing my luck it's probably out of warranty but I'm going to email the place I got it from later, as they were so helpful when my cable for it got broken

Went to the doctor about suspected asthma, and ended up being given an appointment for blood tests and an ECG because I have resting tachycardia 😂 I had this when I had kidney stones as well but they didn't look into it, this doctor is concerned about possible thyroid issues

Guess who managed to go the whole night with minimal chaos and didn't have to be put in a separate room (After repeatedly climbing the curtains, of course)

Hannibal & Will warm-up drawing from earlier today I was undecided on whether I'd post this here or add more to it at some point, but I'm still in shivers over how much I enjoyed S2's finale - so have this stylized sketch of them as-is, for now! #Hannibal #art #sketches

Being reminded of your rapist out of the blue fucking sucks I hate PTSD so much

As well as my new chair, I finally bought a footrest (as my short arse should really be using one for my posture) It arrived this evening, and it was vacuum-packed, so it needs time to inflate properly But SOMEONE thinks it's for her

Aaahh aaaaaahhh my new chair is arriving tomorrow I cannot wait to finally have actual back support and hopefully not be in agony at my desk anymore 😭😭😭

Silence of the Lambs AU 🦋💜 "𝘛𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦, 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭. 𝘏𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨?" #Hannibal

27 minute walk achieved sweaty and in pain, but I got a pack of flying saucers so success

My mind is absolutely blown Mischa is literally teaching Honey how to use this toy, something he's never shown any interest in before I have never seen him do something like this (he usually only liked big kicking catnip toys) Thread of three clips!

Old man Vs worm

The zero braincells club

I've still not gotten back into working out, as the house feels too chaotic But I need to get my stamina up for London, and I specifically bought shoes for walking that I've not broken in SO I'm going to start doing little daily walks 💪💪💪

guys I'm trying to use my PC

I am not allowed to just have a day go smoothly My mini dishwasher's drainage tube sits in the sink It decided to lift itself upright, and flood my kitchen side, where I keep all of the cat food and most of the meds Mischa's vaccination card was ruined

Well they asked me to call this morning and have booked me an appointment for tomorrow, so that's quick for a GP surgery these days 😂

Sometimes to process old pain you just have to imagine that your favourite fictional comfort character would listen, speak to you softly about it, and offer calm comfort without expectations or ulterior motives, when that's something you've never received in real life

Been having tummy pains all day but no idea what's causing them, but at least it doesn't feel like kidney stones (again) or appendicitis (again) so it must just be a new third mystery ailment I love being broken /s

If any white cis het rich people out there want to contribute to me trying not to ruin my spine by buying a £130 ergonomic chair ko-fi.com/felixfern

I have caved and bought a cheap ergonomic Sihoo office chair (to replace my much more expensive Autofull chair that has been slowly destroying my body), using Klarna so it's even more manageable Can I afford that right now? Not really But I can't live like this anymore

Writing has been disrupted today by me being in incredible amounts of pain I really need to get a new chair but I just can't afford it so it has to wait

CW: weight loss mention, health I've needed a CPAP machine due to severe obstructive sleep apnoea for years now, because I found out that I stop breathing on average 90 times an hour during my sleep One thing to help prevent the obstruction is weight loss ...Buuuuuuuut

I was reminded that I should really get a new walking stick at some point, especially if I'm going to try being on my feet more, because mine has really seen better days from old adventures and uh, well this was on sale

Made the mistake of looking down at my lap whilst booking my travel to London next month Immediately got upset that I won't get to see my cats for an entire day (staying there for two nights) But they'll be taken care of by a really lovely friend 😭

Finished my prison outfits fanart of Will and Hannibal #Hannibal #Hannigram #fanart #digitalart

CW: food Can confirm, they might look a bit like ogre snot but they're still very tasty

CW: food Well uhm 😂😂 I used the exact same type and amount of spinach as before, but my mixture was a bit wetter this time I also tried out Cathedral City's "High Protein" cheese and it melted very weirdly, even with using less cheese 😂😂

Mischa really enjoyed her cloud toy attached to the door, so much so that she managed to break it But, I had replacements Gave her a new one, and this is it after like TWO DAYS?? She was OBSESSED with this one lmao so it's sad But now she has a bee with ribbons that has met her approval

Silence of the Lambs/ #Hannibal AU Buffalo Bill & Officer Graham 🦋🪡 "How does it feel to be so beautiful." - Buffalo Bill

Grief has been really bad for the last week or so. I really miss Boba right now. It's not fair.

I bought myself chocolate for Valentine's Day because I'm super cool and rad actually I MEAN NO ONE ELSE IS GOING TO DO IT SO

She jumped on Honey and started biting his face. She's gone to jail. I need to stop giving myself false hope and just accept that she needs to be separated at night lmao Bed time for me.

I just got back from shopping and Mischa is going NUTS, I don't know what it is about this time of night (9-10PM) that just turns her loopy But Honey is sleeping mostly out of her reach, so It's time I'm going to try and let her free roam while I'm in bed I expect chaos

I don't know what this thing is but I'm not convinced that it's a cat

Honey has me worried this evening as he's struggling with his back legs, even with his painkillers. Which makes me concerned that this will only continue to decline. Mischa was cleaning his feet, and now she's— well, she's being Mischa.

Earlier this evening, there was a really loud couple of bangs, it sounded and felt like something hitting my house and it made me jump There was nothing on my front door camera, but it has a limited view, and after seeing my pride gnome smashed outside I'm feeling a bit anxious