what could possibly go wrong

Sometimes autism is staying up 'til midnight and refreshing your online banking every 60 seconds until you get paid Anyway now I've ordered that pink air fryer, new kitchen scales, a meat thermometer and a tofu press 🙏🙏🙏 Money will be tight but SO WORTH IT

I can't buy Hannibal merch for a while because I decided to order a massive pink air fryer to aid with my meal preps Dr. Lecter please forgive me for being a boring adult

It's been like 5 weeks since my sister died and I think some people expect me to have just kind of magically gotten over it but I don't think it works like that?? There still isn't a funeral date We still don't know the cause of death

The deed is done.

CW: diet stuff had to up my calories today because I started feeling faint boooo :C it's fine but frustrating I'll probably stop the diet earlier than planned when the new higher calorie lunch meal replacement shakes arrive, as it has helped as needed, but bleeeegh

Another happy kitty update: Honey's still sneezing but that's just something he likely has to deal with now, but he's no longer suffering from loud wheezing and heavy breathing He also screamed at me today for the first time in days, and has been playing with Boba 💕

Oh my god what if I actually c*mmissi*n art of Will and Hannibal posing like a married couple for this I won't have the funds for a while but I might have to do that

Got a frame so I can get a photo of my Dads to put in my house

He loves his lysine Flumax slop

Two consenting cannibals. #Hannigram

I bought a poses reference pack and started drawing a couples pose but then I got annoyed and hated it so JUST DRAWING TRISTAN IT IS

Today I attempt to draw bad Oh god

Getting ready to be racially profiled… 😊 www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/star...

I might finally say 'fuck it' and get an air fryer so I can cook proteins and other items more reliably when I do my meal preps, as my oven is a bit shitty. I'll have to make counter space, but I won't be making toast and stuff as much so I can probably just tuck that and ...

Omega Will Fest fic 6 is up! This one was written for a prompt where Will realizes he can’t bear sending Hannibal to prison so he kills Freddie for real. archiveofourown.org/works/70899656 #Hannibal #OmegaWillFestival2025

Pssst @shairabambi.bsky.social

Hello everyone! It's time: the #Hannibal #IneffableHusbands #IWTV and #TheUntamed 2026 #calendars are here! All details below 💙

Spreading my obsession at the local coffee shop with one of my stickers from @felixffern.bsky.social (barba one is me too ofc) #hannibal

I don't want to jinx it, but - Honey had three days of the Bisolvon powder the vet prescribed, and he's had two doses of this Flumax (he'll get it twice daily, vet recommended buying some as the Lysine in it can help), and although he's still snotty, his breathing has already noticeably improved. 🙏

As I'm disowning my family, gonna tell everyone that these are my Dads

Okay, fantastic opportunity here! #BeyondTheSpectrum is a free creative writing project run by and for autistic people, but open to any neurodivergent person who thinks it's right for them. They currently have three FREE workshops and groups running for adults in #Lincolnshire 1/…

You might see several artists mad about the bluesky policy update banning non-con, even artists who do not make that kind of material, and wonder why it's such a problem. If that's you, here is a quick breakdown: 🧵

HEY YOU, BLUESKY USER Do you like art on the site? Then you'd better go give the site's moderators a piece of your mind, because they're looking to instate guidelines on October 15th that *massively* censor art on this platform. Make noise in the comments, submit feedback forms on their site, go.

Wanted to try and get back into writing today but I've ended up in yet more family and funeral fights. Yay. Being the only calm member of the family fucking sucks sometimes, I wish I had the ability to just storm off like everyone else does.

CW: diet stuff How to know that I am doing a temporary diet: I cannot stop peeing (Also very hungry but surviving)

CW: Diet stuff I probably shouldn't be so excited to be eating only cereal, bananas and vanilla milkshakes for the next 9 days but I'm about ready to bounce off the walls Not having to think about food is literally the best thing imaginable to me lmao

CW: diet stuff That's my final normal meal had before the temporary shakes-and-cereal diet starting tomorrow! Honestly so excited to have a break from food again and already getting so many good feelings about planning for once it's done lmao, definitely think this was a good call

God, Your Party is an absolute farce.

Last night I dreamed that I was standing in my Mum's kitchen, and in a room above me my sister was dying. There were horrific sounds of agony But inexplicably, Pedro Pascal was there, and he wrapped his arms around me and told me that it would be okay Thanks, dream Pedro Pascal

CW: Diet stuff Okay so, lovely person sent me their hefty sack of vanilla meal replacement shakes. SO MY PLAN IS THIS: Sort out my kitchen tomorrow Start mini-TDR on Friday

Whatever this is, maybe don't do it. (Their text fits parts of the fic but isn't from it, almost like they're trying to rewrite segments. Their profile is blank, no bookmarks or anything, and I found out they've also done this to at least one other person's fic.)

Ha! You thought me dead! Alas no, I was just miserable and busy and going through hell. But I did write a 2nd chapter to my #Hannigram gloryhole story from the #Hannibal POV! I hope you like it and I hope I'm able to write more often than like... twice a year. archiveofourown.org/works/610538...

Me: Hannibal isn't THAT old, stop acting like he's ancient Also Me: I need him putting on reading glasses to look at literally anything He makes an uncomfortable sound in his throat whenever he tries to bend down He should have a mobility aid He pronounces 'meme' like it's French

I'm going to Hell #Hannibal

High as a kite but still growled at the nurse

Post-vet update 💕💕

They did something and now seem to have left, so no idea if they fixed it, but there's still the spilt sewage surrounding the drain, and it smells even worse outside now.

I love when events are held for the book anthology I was part of but I only hear about it via social media posts lmao /s

Coming soon... #DeconstructingHannibal episode about this Zeller Feller with my Fannibal Family guest @ambershrews.bsky.social! #Hannibal 💖💖💖

After weeks of delays, there are FINALLY people here to fix the overflowing manhole outside my house!

Some crops so you can see more detail!

Quote with your fanart ✨ Another #Hannibal piece from 2015 🥲

😭 I posted in an (unofficial) FB group for the (shitty) weight loss organisation I'm with to see if anyone had done similar, and someone offered to send me an unopened bag of shakes they have 😭 Love when people restore my faith in humanity

CW: Weight & diet stuff Ngl I am struggling a bit with getting back on track, I have totally screwed up my eating habits, when I had a really good routine going 1/3

Another one of my #Hannibal OWF fics has been revealed!! Check out one of the sweetest things I've written in a long time 🥰🥰 Read it here: archiveofourown.org/works/70432201

He is currently purring his face off, enjoying my freshly washed blanket with me

I'm glad that Honey's vet appointment is tomorrow because it feels like he's suddenly lost a bunch of weight again

I'd just like you to know that in my head I've been referring to moisturising my catboy Hannibal tattoo as 'buttering my boy'.