BEACH!! 🧡

When a dude in a pop and bang car thinks he’s a catch but he can’t even afford the tax on it 🙄😂

Oh look, it's raining again. Just like every other day this year... 🐼🌧️🙄

I’ve seen more rainbows in the last month than I’ve seen in the last 4 years!

My inner old lady is very happy right now. I’m tucked up in bed with my kindle.

🐨❤️

Ok I’m on a mission. I want my march 2025 hair back!

2 of my boys have smashed up their cars. One on its roof the other into the back of someone. 2 insurances to sort and 2 new cars to find. I’m the only one in the family who can’t legally drive but I’m the one sorting lots of it out. #mumlife Thankfully no one was hurt.

I don’t mind being the slow walker but I don’t want to get stuck behind one.

February is definitely doing better than January so far. March needs to hurry up so spring can spring and the clocks can gives more daylight! 🧡

As I get older I've come to realize there is no position I can be in without some part of my body falling asleep.

I only go where people like me . . . that's why I'm home most of the time.

once i’m made to feel off… or like i’m bothering you… i pull back. i stay away.

Please be better 🙏🏻

I guess that’s the decision made. I can’t get back into my twitter account anyway.

Maturity is realizing you don't need to vent; you just need loud music.

What a week!!

I’m not a short person. I’m a tall Oompa Loompa.

I need some good, fun, active accounts to follow. Most of the ones I like don’t seem to post here anymore.

Yay! I can have my AutumnAndTea handle back on here 🧡

Yes.

*slides in through the side door* Hey Bluesky. I felt I had to leave twitter 😔 can I hang out here for a while? I promise not to do the “hey it’s been a while” posts just to disappear again 🙏

It's Christmas!!

Christmas tree selfies are the best selfies! Hey Bluesky, it's been a while 👋🏻

Hi? Anyone still using this one?

Soothedbythesea on the twitter if anyone who isn't political uses that and wants to be my friend 😊

It's no wonder that hangover nearly killed me the other week 😱

OH ITS INTERNET FRIENDS DAY. I love you all, thank you for being who you are and allowing me to be who I am. I think you are all amazing as fuck. Sending all the love, hugs, and kisses to you guys. ❤️

I don't own the dogs. The dogs own me.

“Is it Valentine’s Day or Valentimes Day?” Me: Friday

When someone tells me they are divorced I never know whether to say sorry to hear that or congratulations.

The biggest problem is I come over here and have no idea what to say.

I don't need you to hurt my feelings, I am an independent woman! I'll hurt my own damn feelings.

Happy valentine's day 🩵

It's way too political over here now 🙄

Dance itt out!

Morning! (Just) Is it spring yet? I'm fed up of being cold now.

Good morning

Why does everyone seem to be called Mike or J?

i’m the kinda girl who will sit in the car until my favorite song ends.

I’m a firm believer that no matter how bad things get you need to keep yourself silly.

"can you multitask?" yes, actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

*whispers seductively into your ear. I unfollow back 😘

You’re cute

attention all fucking haters...