If you aren't happy single, you won't be happy taken. Happiness comes from food, not relationships.

the sad truth is, so many people are in love and not together and so many people are together and not in love

What is the most precious thing you have in your life, something more valuable than money?

You're s*xually attracted to me. Not interested in me. There's a difference.

If you got a problem wit me that's crazy cus i don't care.

If I gotta cook everyday to be somebody wife count me out!!!!!!!

I unfriend, uncousin, unauntie so quick. Ask my ex sister.

They say "Don't try this at home," so I'm coming over to your house to try it.

I love sarcastic people with high vocabularies.

i lied to you i'm not going to sleep i'm going to watch tiktoks

No regrets because i know my heart was pure and my intentions were never wrong

come with me we're gonna go laughing.

When she starts touching your beard & ears for no reason just know she's in loveeeee

Imagine disliking me and knowing you'll have to sit back and watch me flourish for the rest your life... Ouch.

If you aspire to be anything, be the realest one in the room.

My cut off game so strong, I stopped talking to myself one time

You can't put a good female on hold and just expect her to be there when you ready.

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on

i'm so bad at buying gifts i be like one for u and one for me

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

Don't be too confident when someone tells you they like you. The real question is, until when? Because just like seasons, people Change.

You deserve to be loved. Not liked, not lusted after, not settled for, but loved.

Don't ask me how I survived. Ask me what song I played on repeat when I thought my whole world was over.

Music touches people's emotions in a way that nothing else can.

You look like ur mother is a top tier compliment.

I viewed your story because that blue circle annoys me. Don't feel special!

Never been a pick me, matter fact don't pick me

Once upon a time, i was innocent and then i met my best friend.

If you both want it, it will work.

Him: ima call you at 11 Me at 11:01: all men do is lie

I am so sick of figuring out what's for dinner every single night

I tried to fall in love, fell asleep instead

find a boy who stares at you like ur the prettiest angel he's ever seen in his life

She doesn't wait for opportunities; she creates them. Her hard work is the foundation of her success, and nothing can stand in her way.

it's with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that i have to announce that im at work

Sleep schedule so messed up I feel like I've been doing night shifts at my own house

Romantic stuff w/o having to ask for it is top tier.

I'm really a friend through real life sht, not just turn ups.

I wanna get my nails done... but not with my money

People delete me and I don't even notice till they in my suggested friends

Some people visit my past more than I do. I don't live there anymore baby. I sold the whole building.

being alone in the house feels so satisfying

"Ur so quiet" thanks im not comfortable around u

Me: I won't bother you Me 3 hours later: you really a clown

I'm at the age where a 22 year old guy is looking kinda good, but so is his dad.

My taste in music is so elite like l'm not humble about it at all lol

unfortunately for everybody i always get the last laugh

"do u ever think before u post" yea i read it & giggle then click post.

soon as u start doing 3 12 hour shifts you never wanna go back to 5 8 hour shifts

I don't want a relationship for the title, I want a best friend, a spiritual partner, a soulmate