Alaska was promised to Canadians 1500 years ago

So is someone gonna shoot back at ICE, or what?

Canada is the table

there's so many of these

Cancon-obligated francophone Nardwuar: "JE SUIS ICI AVEC TYLER LE CREATOR, DANS MONTREAL, QUEBEC, CANADA! ZOU BISOU..." Tyler the Creator: "...bisou"

Two weeks ago I spent the whole day at the Museum of the Moving Image to listen to New Yorkers. This is what Liam shared with me.

*classic sports announcer voice* In a stunning turn of events, Transgender has outpaced MILF to secure the number two spot! Truly, we are witnessing porn history today folks.

Behold the master Canadian race

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

I am so proud of them. the kids did it. they made a new stupid number to say. they may now take their place in history.

You go girl You’re still messy and horrible, but you go

Feel like shit Just want her back

Gee, I can’t possibly imagine why this would be happening Ben.

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

Quebec is now the r/Atheism province

Does anyone have suggestions for a social media where I can post creative writing? Is Tumblr still alive? Fairly certain Xanga is dead

The past 12 years all started because of a love triangle

Do we think this is going to reverse the damage of his stroke? Or just complete the process and turn him into Gargamel?

Ok but for real this would actually rule We could get Bran Van 3000 back together for this

Asking programmers how Quaternions actually work in Unity

Dick Cheney died and the next day we get a new Deathgrips album announcement Allah is good

And Zohran winning the NYC mayoral race My dead heart actually moved a bit today

DICK CHENEY DEAD PARTY LETS GOOOO 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

Trying my best to get back into creative work, but this past year took too much out of me I’m genuinely worried I’ll never get that drive back and it’s breaking my heart

I’m proposing a new media trilogy with shared universe

As a proponent of forgiveness and letting people grow, fuck Brianna Wu Her entire brand is as a pick me trying to get a doggy bed in a transphobe’s doomsday bunker

Happy Halloween everyone Don’t forget the reason for the season

Replayed Bioshock Infinity for a class god the writing in that game is weeeeeeeeeeeak. Hammy dialogue, contrived plot points, lazy subversion, not to mention multiverse and time travel stuff which is always bad with this being no exception

Reads like the American remake of 28 Days Later

this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters

RIP Muffin 2017-2025

Everyone keep Muffin in your thoughts. She’s got GI Stasis and we’re hoping she pulls through

Danielle Smith is gonna turn Alberta into North America’s second shittiest place to live

1-2 punch

I’d rather take the bugs thank you

Once again reminding everyone that brain damage made him the thumb he is today

Logging on and seeing trans folks trying to throw teenagers experimenting with identities and sexualities under the bus

AI < The indomitable human spirit

If you’re lactose intolerant and Québécois, what’s the point of living?

So this is what an US politician with convictions look like ❤️ No wonder so many Americans hate him

What even is the point of the American project at this point?

I’m actually crying

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid