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Not a single hasselback carrot dish on carrot day? #culinaryclasswars

New year, new health insurance bs. 🥳

Can’t believe Zohran didn’t have 112 perform at his inauguration as the 112th NYC mayor.

They were going to end by playing “Video Killed the Radio Star,” but decided to close out with one final episode of Ridiculousness instead.

I love experimenting with different waffle toppings. Current favorite: cream cheese with diced persimmon and almond slices with a drizzle of honey and chili crisp.

Korean cover band named Five for Hwaiting.

Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again

A story I found about Haiti: In 1999, a group of Haitians were tired of political disorder and dreamed of a better life in the United States. So they built a small, 23-foot boat by hand using pine trees, scrap wood, and used nails. They called the boat "Believe in God."

Just solidified my re-entry to Sacramento by getting tickets to see @thebandcake.bsky.social next year.

Start with 2.5% #creepingsharia

This is one of the wildest things about it -- like, no one cares about a style guide anymore??? there's no care for tradition or branding or anything when it used to be, forgive me, paramount in consumer facing discussions. eshittification of their own brains i s2g

‘Tis the season for unsubscribing

Anyone want to give me $7.5 million so I can buy Reagan’s amazing MCM governor’s mansion?

Frick, Met, MOMA, and Broad, but no museum group Connections?

More people need to yell at LaVine. Maybe the Kings will eventually win.

Someone made cranberry bbq sauce to go with the brisket and let me tell you…I would drink a vat of that.

When you miss the Thanksgiving pie preorder window and get to the bakery 20 min before opening and are about 75th in line, it’s really heartwarming to have cars drive by and cheer you on.

When is Isaac Chotiner going to interview Sarah Hurwitz?

The “Do You Sleep” erasure! 😒

Sharia law is going nationwide. 🤲🏽🕌

I was reminded earlier today about when Kevin Garnett talked about Hakeem Olajuwon's trash talk, and it improved my day considerably. I share it now with you, in hopes that it will improve yours.

I’m gonna drive by the DMV and grab one of the wild turkeys that hang around the parking lot.

Meet me in momtalk

Just spent a ridiculous amount of money on World Cup tickets.

this is literally never not accurate

This will fix all of us

This could have easily been written about the Democratic Party.

no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good

Dems

Because everybody wants to rule the world

FIFA just gave me the best bday present. Happy #Novambar!

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She was the best thing about the Biden administration.

My friend reminded me that when we went to see Mira Nair speak when we were in college, she said we should add her son on Facebook. I never added Zohran, but my friend did. Sadly, he removed her a few years ago. 🤣

Stereogum commenters are not passing the vibe check.

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Less than a week back in Sac and I’ve already seen 2 people wearing Deftones tees.

I fear the people who called themselves Coumosexuals will repeat the cycle by falling for Newsom.

One of my favorite bakeries is dropping prices??? 🙌🏽

Found an ancient high school artifact. Current East Asian discourse about rice makes this seem not so ancient (derogatory).

Friends and I are talking about how sad it is that we don’t work together anymore and can’t dress up for the company’s Halloween costume contest. We would have gone as slutty Silwa, Mamdani and Cuomo.

How can people have a list of favorite white women and not include Jane Fonda???

Not me crying at my goodbye party that I didn’t even want. Ugh.

I miss the Newseum and walking by every day to see headlines from different papers across the country ANd the world. Really was eye opening to see what news mattered in different markets.

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Sorry you didn’t have an elementary field trip to go panning for gold.