TOTAL BACKFIRE: Pulitzer Prize Board just turned the tables on Trump. In his defamation lawsuit, they’re demanding his tax returns, financial records, and even medical & prescription history if he’s claiming damages. (Law&Crime)

Dear Santa: my wish list is very short this year One, make Orange Monster go away..and if not him, then at least his hateful post about Rob Reiner Two, bring the Epstein files down the chimney with you And three, make the rapidly devolving memes of “Freedom of Speech” disappear

I have not been this devastated by the death of a stranger since John Lennon was murdered

The new Spinal Tap movie is a worthy successor to the original. Check it out..I guarantee that you’ll laugh a lot

I enjoyed Down Cemetery Road *almost* as much as Slow Horses PS: Emma Thompson is a badass

A trump condom? Of course!..the US desperately needs protection while he’s screwing it

Taylor Swift didn’t know who John Fogerty is?

If you’re running for Congress, maybe talk about passing a bill to refund everyone the difference in their health premiums for 2026 if republicans fail to pass ACA subsidy extensions.

Imagine this: Noem submits a letter of resignation after her disastrous appearance on Capitol Hill but Trump doesn’t accept it..because he never does anything smart

How do I stop receiving a string of reposts that’s longer than the receipts I get at CVS? It’s all stuff I’ve already seen How can I stop a dozen reposts, one after another after another?

Yes. St Luke's emergency room? I just cut my finger off 3 hours ago. I have gotten ahold of Community health center, and the Adventist hospital and want to know your going rate on re-attachment. Yes. I can hold.

If Pete Hegseth had been around when the Titanic sunk .. (cartoon John Darkow) #Trump #hegseth #murder

Right!

Farmers are celebrating the bailout as “Christmas coming early.” Meanwhile, many of the same voices insisted students didn’t deserve loan relief because they should “pull themselves up by their bootstraps.”

I'm getting tired of this President using his platform to verbally abuse and demean people in our country just because he can. Hey dickhead, try doing your job better instead of focusing on all the 1980s put-downs.

Sarah Beckstrom of the National Guard was buried Monday at the National Cemetery at Grafton WV I feel great sympathy for those who loved her, who had to face harsh weather atop the mountain, but no sympathy for WV’s Governor & Congressional delegation who wanted her to be in DC, where she was shot

The decline of democracy in the US means you can’t visit the US if you commented on the decline of democracy in the US

Weirdly, KISS came to the White House and were the only ones not wearing bizarre makeup

Have you seen the price of cats and dogs in the meat department lately???

“Colin From Accounts” The best comedy since “Ted Lasso”

This entire administration is full of mentally ill goofballs. It’s unfortunate that we are unwilling passengers on this train ride to hell.

Is there something in Bluesky’s algorithm that allows me to keep receiving photos of narcissists in various stages of undress, even after I notify the moderators that my eyes are being assaulted? I block the senders but Bluesky seems to ignore my complaints

Is there something in Bluesky’s algorithm that allows me to keep receiving photos of narcissists in various stages of undress, even after I notify the moderators that my eyes are being assaulted? I block the senders but Bluesky seems to ignore my complaints

May I please sit down? This guy on my right keeps squeezing my ass

Whatever happened to Tulsi Gabbard?

I’ve never seen either of the Kill Bill movies. What should I do? Watch the two little ones first, or the one big one?

There are absolutely no problems here in WVa, or in the US as a whole..so my Congresscritter goes to Nigeria to display symbols of what he claims are his religious beliefs. Hmmm..I wonder who paid for the trip

Nothing says racism, cruelty, hatred and weakness combined in one quite like the orange felon removing all free access to National Parks on federal holidays that honor black people whilst giving free access on his own birthday. He should’ve been sent to jail forever.

It’s officially ‘Imaginary War on Christmas’ season again. Here’s an idea for the Christofascists: how bout y’all put the Christ back in Christianity. Until then, just STFU.

in a shock, the winner of a made up award from one of the worlds foremost institutions of corruption is president donald j trump

May I please sit down? This guy on my right keeps squeezing my ass

FBI agents now serving as Uber drivers for Kash Patel’s girlfriend’s drunk friends www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...

Why do unattractive men choose to post photos of themselves on Bluesky, shirtless?

A lot of ham sandwiches are jealous of Letitia James today.

some days you just have to laugh at how unbelievably stupid everything is

Check out the robots on the Art Basel web site. They’re rather disturbing (The best vid is on Instagram, but I dont know how to transfer it)

BREAKING: Grand jury declines to re-indict New York Attorney General Letitia James after dismissal of first case. @arimelber.bsky.social reports on "The Beat with Ari Melber."

@jackohman.bsky.social Another Department trashed by this regime and this one is supposed to protect us? Not with a smarmy dipshit in charge.

BREAKING: “FBI agents arrested a suspect Thursday morning who investigators believe placed pipe bombs outside Republican and Democratic headquarters in the hours before the Jan. 6, 2021, U.S. Capitol riot, four people with knowledge of the development told MS NOW.” www.ms.now/news/fbi-arr...

Sadly, the "find out" phase is hitting the country at the worst possible time for many. And, it's not just the holidays --- it's going into winter when way too many people already have to decide whether they can pay for heat or eat...

Right on top of the cephalic vein. He's getting i.v. treatments of some sort, no doubt about it.

From my local paper today:

Current US Policy: If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.

Make it a very very merry Christmas Enact the 25th by the 25th

So, any pardons a president issues can be reversed by his successor? Noted.

if i worked in a White House with an elderly and ailing president who had a hard time staying awake, i would simply recommend against having 3 hour cabinet meetings that are boring af and pointless and best remembered for the fact said president is sleeping on camera

good grief this is nuts

“Sabotage at Altamont” You’ve seen it. I own it