Thanks @tedeebear.bsky.social you fucking troglodyte "Go back to school and learn your ABCs again", Also you "My pronounce are", "non of this would have happened" 💀

I calc'ed 6th in TC on my first 5 games of the day 💀 (in 10th now but damn)

Washed is bad, clean is good Shit is bad, The shit is good You can be on fire or you can overheat You can keep your cool, or you can freeze up It's all about perspective #wisdom #splatoonwordsofwisdom #secretstheydontwantyoutoknow

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A man who chases two rabbits catches neither

If you can't handle me at my meow~ you don't deserve me at my mrrrp :3

Hey everyone!! I'm starting a new YouTube series called Weapon Wonders where I interview people with a lot of passion towards a weapon in order to spread the joy a player has for their weapon. Check out the first one! Thanks! youtu.be/yqFIqpYF-cw

honestly I want to follow more teams anyway because I followed a billion back in spl2 midlevel days and I recognized extremely little teams watching most of the broadcast. please. let me follow you come get your free vicvillon follow oooh post your team acc below get your promo ooooh

retweet if single

splatoon weapon tier list based on what would happen to them if I put them in a hydraulic press

God i wish i could be alone fuck you (you know who you are)

MONTAGE Music - Escape - Presence ❤️ & ♻️ appreciated

更新データ「Ver.11.0.0」の配信を、2026年1月29日(木)に行う予定だ。 この更新データには、対戦のバランス変更と、対戦に関する一部システムの変更が含まれる。 詳しい情報は、配信日が近づいてきたタイミングでお知らせするぞ。

Who with me on this one

worst (best) accidental reply of my career

why is my back hurting from this carrying

Bleh #compsplatoon sendou.ink/u/madman46i

Ephemeral gravestone + me 🥇 in Paralarvae Parfait 2 @davidwest041.bsky.social - GOATED BACKLINE Me - "YO THE 360S" Range blast, RPD, Credit, Naut, Dynamo Bobo - Swords (kinda washed 🤮) Reg - Dapples @esxtbn.bsky.social - S-blast

You can’t add days to your life but you can add life into your days

I believe that squeezer is still strong

Things we need in X Rank: - Average X Power of the lobby displayed - We need the names back too, it's fun to see who you're against and it honestly doesn't prevent stream snipe

Doomed under cover yaoi and peak salmon run! ☂️❤️☂️🔥✍️➡️💥🌂💔☔🥀😭@cosmo39.bsky.social y.social @flame-ots.bsky.social and Iexist #highdivsplatoon

Voyage (+arii) got 12th in 7 Seas #1! @ariikitty.bsky.social - "If killing one person kills a person, I would kill a person" @dreamybnuuy.bsky.social - is leaving dread D in the basement @displot.bsky.social - 六七 😛 @enik0-spl.bsky.social - the next chocopero @reminiscedotwav.bsky.social - liter :D

oasis face reveal!!11!

you will never reach the banana if you do not have the courage to climb

@dreamybnuuy.bsky.social told me to put this on bluesky so uh here it is (should i post more clips here idk if i have many good ones tho)

Me @ Moonlight when I don't bubble the Rainmaker Checkpoint

S-blast players might be single-handedly the most annoying thing in the game

I'm immortalised now

POKE IS ON BRAWL STAR YOU CANNOT MAKE TS UP

WE GOT ON THE OKTOFEST STREAM HOLY SHIT

🥇Piston Cup #2, GGs to all we faced @enik0-spl.bsky.social - Rapids @vitaminspl3.bsky.social - Pro/Bucket @tabraa.bsky.social Pencil Apex - Goated brush Eider - Zap

𓊆ྀི 🔫IT MIGHT HAPPEN AGAIN! 🔥𓊇ྀི MELON is the GOAT of SoloQ, getting the highest Takoroka peak ever with 5K and getting multiple #1s this game He might… get 5K AGAIN… He is QUICKLY approaching it with Forge This is so exciting holy 😌 #compsplatoon #PinkPuffyPremiere

I got 4th in Shrimp of the Day, Tower control edition, with the pickup "Beans and rice" Ggs to all we faced

Day 2 Beta bracket but we insta lost lmao Ggs to who we faced @enik0-spl.bsky.social - GOATED (apparently) @reminiscedotwav.bsky.social - Liter @displot.bsky.social - 52/Naut/Machine @dreamybnuuy.bsky.social - Dread/Zap Lynx - played 2 games @sneakee.bsky.social - joined for some pics lmao

CHAT VOYAGE GOT BETA BRACKET DAY 2 LOW INK THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING DEVELOPMENTS

After nearly over six months of Splatoon comp experience, I finally feel like I have the authority to share this. I'll keep updating as I learn and experience more <3

did marvel rivals watch riptide?

S1 and 2 i didn't play the game lmao, but s3 my most fun I've had is either rapid pro deco OR vdynamo

Hey everyone @/erib0w.bsky.social has been gone for a few days now without any contact I and multiple other people have tried to contact get ahold of him and we’re unsure if he’s ok, if anyone has any information about him please dm me on discord

2nd in Reach 14 !! @enik0-spl.bsky.social - Pro/Slosher @displot.bsky.social - 52, Machine @canvasdotpng.bsky.social - Decav, wiper @reminiscedotwav.bsky.social - Liter @dreamybnuuy.bsky.social - Dread @sneakee.bsky.social - Coach for like 2 games

MY HEART—

Oh my GOD they wanted that Splat 😭😭 #PinkPuffyPremiere 🩷

I didn't have any pop off clips saved for today so have a random jank side order clip for day 14