I lose in Splatoon because I’m a girl fail, you lose in Splatoon because you’re div 10. We are NOT the same ✨

E-LITER 4K SCHEMA CARD #Splatoon #Valorant

got extremwly confused when waking up due to some random jingle i kept hearing. Just figured out it was my switch 2's boot jingle looping every minute or so! good job nintendo

On Saturday, we will be publishing a short presentation of a few projects from Ammo Knights that have been in the works, including an overview of Top Cut Showdown's general format! Tune in Saturday @ 3PM ET!

looking forward to next week

We got 7th(for the 3rd time) in LI January 2026! @rosellei.xyz - No longer sleep deprived @mr-pigthe2nd.bsky.social - Bought a new pro controller @lightboy7.bsky.social - Had theatre so arrive late @cloudyspl.bsky.social - Wellstring lassie

We made Alpha Bracket in LI 2025! @cloudyspl.bsky.social - I hear weird noises coming from my mother @rosellei.xyz - Sleep deprived @lightboy7.bsky.social - Made a pizza @mr-pigthe2nd.bsky.social - How do goth fish look like Best sub: @wonkels.bsky.social Thanks comm error for making set 6 hell!

Appreciation Collective is recruiting!!! We are currently looking for a new 5th! If you're interested in trying out check out this graphic. Please do the google form below to apply! forms.gle/9VfLaXE6iQaw... #CompSplatoon #Splatoon

Dammit

i'm gonna cry this is bullying @mr-pigthe2nd.bsky.social

Hihihi. I'm an FA again. (Well not fully, however I'm back searching around for an eu team as the team project didn't work out </3) L/F an EU div 6-5 team by the way! :) Reposts appreciated :D Dm spl.parasite on discord for any inquiries :) #Competitive #Compsplatoon #Splatoon

off-meta teams trying to find anybody who will keep scrimming them after they pull out the double clash blaster comp #highdivsplatoon

i'm so getting posted on r/saltoon rn it's so over

Museum is the worst map in Splatoon 3 and its not even close

Heya #compsplatoon, we're looking for more staff to help the SBA run at a scale where it is sustainable. If you have any coaching or captaining experience and want to help new players get into the community, please consider applying, links in reply reposts appreciated

splatoon players should learn KOST and how it could potentially boost their gameplay. it stands for Kills Objective Survive Trade and ill give a better rundown later #compsplatoon

fuck a few days it's right now

so THIS is what happens in THAT vc in the nest... smh my head

4 trans girls in a vc meowing at eachother instead of speaking is a healthy part if my daily routine

looking for people to coach #compsplatoon

been thinking about changing my ign for a while and i think it's time, testing out cloudy! for the next couple of days (probably permanent) for me context as to why, i've just disliked sneakee for a while as idk it just sounds masc and because i have used it before becoming trans.

We got 3rd place in TSS (EU) #17! @rosellei.xyz- went to take a nap & din't join till 30 mins after tourney started @mr-pigthe2nd.bsky.social - Can I show my mucus??? @lightboy7.bsky.social - dcd game 5 of semi finals & lost the game cos of it @sneakee.bsky.social - Never let her play jet (she bad)

charmed and some cool people got FIRST in teacup #23! ggs to everyone we faced! @keiiossz.bsky.social : one good run @derrobot.net : let's go gambling 🗣️ DawGnar : we came here to eat! @ej46spl.bsky.social : can't win a coin flip @en4-21.bsky.social : stream buff (once again) #compsplatoon

im not accepting this shit bro

good gender-nuetral entity

This game needs accessibility settings fym I can't turn off the fireworks

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

Taco Cat won Tristrike Tuesday! (50 teams damn) GGs everyone else @ryan-spl.bsky.social c96 @brinewater.bsky.social dread @madman46i.bsky.social Rest in Peace 🕊️ @wackerrs.bsky.social dualie @tiposauce.bsky.social short rapid

I've gotten into Reisshubs Fortnite Competitive analysation videos, mainly the "mechanics of the pros" series. This led me to wonder, would such a style of video work for us comp splatoon players? and, does this already exist for our community? If the answers to those questions are (1/2)

Only goal for 2026.: Become LU eligible OR LI banned. That's it.

random clip thread that has literally everything; bs, good plays and everything inbetween

should have painted 0p smh

It's time to decide on the 5th Annual Popcast Awards! Show will be Monday Dec 29 at 6p est. Leave your nominations for the best ____ of the year: Team Captain TO Production Most Improved Team Play (include clip) Match Upset Worst Pick Up name Most wholesome team Breakout commentator

The dancing fruits worshippers get not 1st in Gold Bracket of Tristrike Tuesdays! @mantypanty.bsky.social - saved us from playing mahi zones @sneakee.bsky.social - wasnt playing bows for once @rosellei.xyz - i'm carboning it Intel - ZONES MAKO!?!??!?!? #compsplatoon

splatoon but its valorant but its a stream overlay #compsplatoon

Finally got this account working ^^’ WE WON -L BRACKET IN THE +L TOURNAMENT!

Should I go all in?

Major 6th (3/4 of Octaves) gets 🥈 in +L Tournament #2, GGs to all the teams we faced! @sneakee.bsky.social - i'm bowing it @rosellei.xyz - i'm sharking it @mr-pigthe2nd.bsky.social - i'm tenting it but bad @paper4haper.bsky.social - i'm dreading it Spencer - i'm tenting it but good

this happened a while back but has anyone seen this happen before? i killed the person in the clip, they were lagging, and i froze just standing there. playing on switch 2 btw. #splatoon anybody who knows?

repost if you love woman

If the Epstein files were any blacker the police would have shot them by now

Rosellei has a great point here! vMini, Zimi, and rMini all have kits with different use cases while STILL being super good. vMini especially is very different from the other too it reminds me of Stamper! what guns do you all think have unique kit-sets like these? #splatoon3 #PinkPuffyPuzzles

almost burnt my room down 👍

can confirm this is true