Okay ever better, so I don't get arrested. I will wait. I will be in disguise. And any time Elon has a drink. I just tip it over into his crotch? Like the more time I spend setting it up the funnier it gets.

Or what if I made sure to knock over his drink in his lap? Like every moment of every day. You let your guard slip. And boom glass of water on your crotch. I'll wear fake mustaches. Bowlers. It'll be a whole thing.

Imagine being so desperate for attention you fucked Ezra Klein for free

What if just said-- here is my go fund me-- and I'm gonna beat the shit out of Elon Musk. Invest.

And there you have it. The anti trans campaign in Maine was never some "grassroots movement." It was bankrolled by billionaire Richard Uihlein, who poured over $800,000 into targeting trans kids over sports and bathrooms.

the tech industry

First ever photo of the cousins together on the set of #Superman. #Supergirl is in theaters in one month!

Hey Waffle House I got the best pitch for a movie hit me up.

Andy Serkis... why would you do this to Glen Close? Who hurt you?

No one has ever been hotter than Lee Pace in The Fall

My mom bought a new map online and is returning it because if says Gulf of America. First, respect. Second anyone know how I can get her a proper map?

My four favourite facts about the cockchafer beetle: 1. It's called a cockchafer beetle. 2. It’s also sometimes known as a “billywitch”. 3. It’s unusually loud and clumsy by beetle standards and bangs into lots of things when it flies into your house by mistake. 4. It looks like this, close up.

Got to thank @dthron.bsky.social for getting me to finally watch this movies. AND IT IS FUCKING AWESOME. Thron don't miss.

Toyota just do this again with an electric engine. You'd drink Tesla's milkshake.

Watching Sovereign Citizens get absolutely wrecked in court is the schadenfreude I need pumped into my veins.

Citizen Kane can go fuck itself

Haddeberg gets on base. Its so simple

This is upsetting. How am I supposed to go on?????

Anyway here’s the passage of Judith Butler that the Guardian censored years ago

Apparently there is a Ken is involved with the DNC. He sucks. We do not condone him.

Oswald Mosleys' grandson works for Palantir-- color me never mind its exactly what I thought would happen. Read a book other than Harry Potter im begging you

Gillian Anderson

An example of how the term LGBTQ gets used in establishment media to flatten and obscure. Frank was notoriously hostile to trans rights, and wasn't particularly keen on queer communities broadly outside a swath of gentry white cis gays. The main trail he blazed was for his own power.

in middle school, my friends and i had a pact to lose our virginities to raffi and now that’s what i think about when i hear him

Ma'am youtu.be/xg7kyCIwlm0?...

So Luke met Grogu, and Luke says he is the Last Jedi in the titular film. So baby Yoda... dies in between-- great job Disney.

Graduating with straight As

I have my poli sci final tomorrow and the power is out so now I'm out here studying like Alexander Hamilton

Everything feels like Beanie Babies these days

Galindo v MTG MMA fight when?

Gillian Anderson

So now Spirit is gone, what is the new shittiest airline?

Remake Whiplash with Dana Carvey you cowards

My biggest regret is I never got a t-Shirt for school that says "Title 9 Doesn't Say I Can't Fuck Your Mom'

Ma' *dies of "natural causes"* aM

One of my favorite me moments was landing in Austin and a dude said "remember the Alamo" and I said "I remember they lost" and then he threatened to fight me and I reminded him we were still on the airplane and he got weirdly quiet. Seems like the crowd wasn't with him.

My miniature poodle won't chase a size appropriate tennis ball-- but Whiteys on the moon.

Can we all agree we should wait to post spoilers for The Odyssey? I know it's based on a book (which I haven't read lol). But we should all get a chance to experience this untold story when we have the chance. Nolan is the best.

Got an A+ on our unhinged Political Ad for my Poli Sci class! Go team!

Did you know Fresh bread sings?

The thing about Gwen was that she was appropriating cultures for nearly her entire career, and no one seemed to understand that it was racist behavior until she came out as a republican. It’s like her long history of racism didn’t matter as long as everyone assumed she was a liberal.

I hope elon got his sock puppet mom's account something nice for today

You're Gen X. You can bring back one thing from the 80s. What is it?

MOUNTIANERRING ISN'T SOMETHING YOU GET TO DO "YOUR WAY"

Watching lots of vidoes with recreational climbers arguing with their sherpas. This is how it happens. You deeply unserious dorks.

Today, tomorrow and forever

Gonna run on the platform EAT THEM 2028