To the guy who took three loads outta me this morning….thank you 🤤

Your duo is a dad now

This man is a liar he’s well into his 30s 🤣

Barefoot lady getting off the L train told me that no one is coming to save me. Thanks…I knew that…

My husband as in we live together, I cook and clean for him, and we do not have sex.

My husband, @cosmicprince3.bsky.social, said he was buying us a Switch 2 and I don't know whether I should believe him or not.

WHY SO SEXY IF SO DUMB AND HOW SURVIVE THE EARTH SO LONG?!?!

Hung out with 3 different friend groups since Friday..it’s been fun but now I need to go into hermit mode for 5 days 😌

save me bisexual lighting and giant mew plush save me

Someone being attracted to me is regular. Someone seeing & understanding me is rare. 💡🔌🔌

Omg 🤩

Listen…. The older I get, the more I realize that being horny ALL DAY is crazy 😂😂 like damn you ain’t sensible for even 30 mins ?

Living my best left making out and getting head while my roomie and his boo are in the other room 😍😝

We gotta move the plot forward somehow

Sounds about right

Something people don’t talk about is being in love with someone and feeling like it’s not good for you

Leave it to me to play circuit party music on the office speakers at 9am xx

I cut someone outta my life and now things have just been coming up Milhouse. Yall, we really should be hating people who treat us bad more often.

Smelling another man in my bed. 😋 this was a great weekend

Mind yall, he just walked into the apt soaking wet cuz he had to smoke weed.

@wideandsassy.bsky.social to me since we became roomies

Okay I need help. New plant dad. Wtf is this and how does it need me to take care of it?

I also have beef with daylight savings time. Cause what? We just move time cause we can? Like we’re GOD?!? That person who makes the decision as to when we do that must get so aroused

One thing I’ve always been upset about. Lux. A mage who has light magic, CANT TURN INVISIBLE. HELLO?!?! But oh, here’s a shield. THA SHOULD BE AN INVISIBILITY SHIELD!

I never cleaned this mirror before I moved out and now it’s haunting my waking days

i’m a fucking slut for laying in bed for an hour after i wake up

Let’s see if I remember how to do this Twitch.tv/cosmicprince3

I bask in my loneliness. Company is overrated

Been having some dark dreams. Like..they end in explosions

Having a teenage brother really assures me that I do not miss being that age.

Dating an artist is not for the weak

Rumples character death in Once Upon a Time has to be one of the best ever period end of story

v me to wait to eat food until im on the verge of puking from not eating

If you see this post a Magic user

An experiment. Can you like this post if (and only if) you play and buy video games. Some people over on Twitter/X seem to think it's only game developers here. (reposts welcome to spread the word)

It’s Wrapped Time!!!

Older. Maybe. Happy. I’d say.

Snow?

It's been a while ( again ), sorry 😇. So here's a few favourites from the past 10 months, for my Bluesky fam 🤗. #Astronomy 🔭 #Astrophotography 🇨🇭

Going to give this bsky thing a try too…I’m learning astrophotography and trying to document my process to help others along as well. Here’s some of my photos from this year. #astrophotography

Once again, I find myself thinking that every starry night is a gift. #nightscapes #astrophotos

The Rosette Nebula (NGC 2244) is located near one end of a giant molecular cloud in the Monoceros region of the Milky Way Galaxy. Shot this weekend from my backyard. 🔭 William Optics Pleiades 111 📷 ZWO 1600 MC OSC + L-Extreme filter 🕐 2 hours of exposure #Astrophotography #DeepSpace #Astronomy

ngl idgaf if this app is an echo chamber i’m happy for the fresh start

If yall try to bring the weakly discourse on open relationships over from Tweeter, I will physically fight you.

That time of year