This ones still probably my favorite

Post something random or you'll have an awful december

I need this man more than I need air…preferably the air i breath while my face is shoved in his pit

I finally get to see Wicked: For Good tomorrow before my Thanksgiving plans. I'm kinda excited…

My man cheating on me with my other…

Having a crusty eye white dog means all my black clothes is covered in tiny hairs at all times…

🎶What would I give to live where you? What would I pay to stay here inside you? What would I do to see you gooning at me?🎶 Ariel - Part of Your World (Reprise)

4 sexes with 5 different people in a 72 hr period. And I only bottomed once? The Earth (my mental stability) is healing (getting worse)

Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, da-da Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, here Mocha Chocolata, ya-ya Creole Lady Marmalade

Raw. Just spit. Next question

Mamdani is so hot he made Tr*mp think about being bi again.

Affirm the next 3 months with the first 3 words you see: • Love • Progress • Opportunities

I'm sorry I've been horny today. I just had to get the poison out with a 6'5" curly-haired beefy dude who called me "Man".

They have been posting Grade A slutty content and I would like to thank them for the their service by offering my boy butt.

Okay so this will be my second "Substance" joke in a week, but I swear for God, this looks like Liza Minelli on the Substance. I'm not wrong!

Elphaba gets her real estate license, call that greenhouse

The Substance but its a lateral move

Oomf is coming into NY and I want him to turn me into a Krispy Kreme, but also wouldn't mind going out for drinks...and then turning me into a Krispy Kreme.

This man coming back to NY and ****ing me for multiple days straight would cure my depression I think…

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Is this a bad thing?

Cumdumps after their fifth hotel stay

You guys…men are so fucking hot!

#FCF to see if showing off will give me the serotonin I've needed for months

Until it remembers the shape

The face X the cheeks

Mamma Mia: Here We Goon Again

Just got ****** by this hot Filipino and after he left I made Spam, rice, and eggs. Its contagious yall

Watching the Monet Talks with Shea and if God were good, she would explain the Fall of the House of Coulee and why she randomly cancelled her Brooklyn Halloween party.

The problem with this is is its genuinely funny. I can't stop laughing at this even if I don't think he will ever see the Gates of Heaven…

I'm on my lunch so I got the time to be crazy

Ohhh thank God its not J*mes C*rdon

Bloomf who i've had a crush on since I had a tweeter just liked a good chunk of my thotty skeets. Should we have a fall or spring wedding?

2 meetings today

Me supporting everybody who participates in posting on #FCF

I have n*tted so many times today and still the serotonin is not hitting

I've been barely functioning all day so this is getting me through the last bit of the day

When my regular depression meets my seasonal depression

asking strangers for c*ke

@squallleonhart.gay might have competition for most deranged skeet on this Hod forsaken app…

My favorite part about public transit is watching people do things that require a steady hand. Just watched a man roll a joint so expertly on this rickety ass B train.

When people finally appreciate the things you've loved for forever

Just br*d this 5'0" Columbian bottom twice and we kiki'd after. Tell me why this hole called me Barbie as I step out of his apt.

Yooooo....depression SUUUUCKS!!!!

God, please save my friend. I don't think he's getting into Heaven and I need you to help him. Amen

I think we as a society created this idea that loners are only alone due to other's cruelty, when in actuality, sometimes the reason you don't have friends is because you are so ungodly unlikeable. Like I don't hate you because I'm a bully. I hate you because you fucking suck as a person.

I have never felt more seen a day in my life…

Where are all the conservatives angry that they made Mother Gothel Asian? Too much woke.

@cosmicprince3.bsky.social gonna need you to take more unconscious pictures of my ass please

Fell asleep on the couch in my jock last night and my roommate took a pic to make fun of me. Jokes on him, my ass looks TOO GOOD!