Does this count as meat on Friday? #FCF

Hey yall, so my birthday is at the end of the month and if yall wanted to do something nice for me, you could but me tickets to Rocky Horror, the Jellicle Ball, AND (not or) Oh Mary with Maya Rudolph, I will be eternally grateful!

You can see my sunburn peeling on my shoulder…#HumpDay

Please accept my leftovers as I am riddled with anxiety over a job interview tomorrow.

Having "Maricon" tattooed on my body...spread those cheeks babes

Me being almost a year older than Benito has made me physically ill

I NEED to see Stephanie Hsu sing "Toucha, Toucha, Touch Me" so hard! This would make up for having to watch H*rvey G*illen give bad vibes for the like 20 mins his characters are on stage.

New Yorkers are so funny. It hits above 60° and suddenly the piragua guy is out? Relax yall.

The only non-toxic latiner to ever exist in this world. I need him so bad.

Also, making Discord walk in front of Iman was a fucking war crime…

Ciara Myst finally one a challenge and all it took was sabotaging Jane!!!

I fear I don't dress faggy enough for @anania00.bsky.social to stop me and question me about gay things at Maria Hernandez

I accidentally ate meat despite the fact that is a Friday during the Lenten season…how was I supposed to know bacon scallion cream cheese had meat in it?!?!

Who am I to deny my fans? #FCF

Just saw a white man with a mullet and a leopard print trench coat…the gentrification is coming

So Fresh, So Clean - Outkast #HumpDay

How I arrived on Bluesky

Two fierce divas recognizing and appreciating each others fiercenesz

Some days I question why I like guys when most of the problems in this world is caused by incompetent narcissistic guys. 🙄

Darlene being the real fashion diva of the season was not on my bingo card.

Getting lazier and lazier #FCF

Vers Bottoms with thick dicks are my weakness

Do I like faggy water-lizard or pre-himbo fire-dog?

Maura, I hope getting dicked down by Rob was worth that prize money diva…

These bitches dumb as hell. Just stupid as fuck. #Traitors

I'm too lazy. Have some leftovers. #HumpDay

Not sure whats up with me but I have been absolutely feral and have had sex almost everyday for the last week. Someone help me get the poison out!

Quote post yourself & your favorite #Pokemon30 logo ❤️‍🔥

what’s your favorite revenge movie? mine:

I just find it very interesting that so many Americans are concerned about the safety and political climate of PV but are silent about the treatment of the Mexican people here in the USA.

Happy Birthday Drew Barrymore!!!

Two weekends in a row where I combat my hangover with sex. Results look good.

She was getting to the bottom of who is responsible for all those ANTM war crimes

Both will wake you up #FCF

Conteoversial opinion…whats Jimbo doing here? Bitch had to leave Canada and get Ru to rig an All Stars full of early-outs just to seal the win

Natalie trying to get support from Tara at the roundtable: #TheTraitorsUS

It is always so hard to see other people living your dream...

Just got railed. There may be a video of me p***ing the l*** out but that seems to crass for this profile… #HumpDay

🚨 Hell’s Kitchen/NYC: Hosting this Sunday, 2/22, starting at 4pm. Easy access hotel on 48th street. DM me here or RSVP on @sniffiesapp (below) @bestcumdumps.bsky.social #bestcumdumps @cumdumpclub.bsky.social #cumdumpclub

Watching the ANTM documentary...yall, Tyra Banks will never see heaven.

Year of the horse do I will be doing copious amounts of K 🐴

I went to the bathroom to p**p right after I clocked in for work. What have you done today to fight capitalims?

Am I wrong?

Real quick #FCF from the Dave & Busters

I need to take a poll. If you are latino, do you refer to your mom as "my mom" when talking to your siblings? And when youre mad at her she becomes "your mom"?

Gays in STEM, look into this now!

I won gold in the laziest bottom/active top category at the #gayolympics

Losing Catherine O'Hara and now James Van Der Beek reminds me of when we lost Betty White a month after Stephen Sondheim and the world is just getting worse and worse.

In the famous words of poet laureate, Cardi B: "My back-shots sound like bongs." #HumpDay

Homosexuals, should I pierce my nipples? Would that be cunty?