What are the Six Genders? Wrong answers only

Mystique making a date r*pe joke...gurl what the fuck?

Currently swapping between reading "The Faggots & Their Friends Between Revolutions" and scrolling through Sniffies while drinking iced coffee and listening to the OBC of La Cage aux Folles. Chat…is that gay?

Tried this diet once. Lost 15lbs and got carpal tunnel

40 year old coworker who dreses like a 5 year old is testing my patience. Wonder if HR will get made if I read the dog shit out of her...

Eating hard boiled eggs on the train should be a criminal offense…

Movie Pitch: Anne Hathaway and Emily Blunt play a lesbian couple who have been together for 20+ years. Then they bring in Simone Ashley as their third to spice up the marriage...then they live happily ever after.

Being gay is so fun.

Two cawk pics in one day? More likely than you think

How does one watch AS11 without giving money to the Ellison family?

Camera angles are heard when youre in the midst of cumming… #FCF

Need @darbylynn.bsky.social to revive "Darby Wins a Talent Show" and bring it to NYC with Alexis as a Stage Manager in roller skates. If God is real (probably not), Darby and Alexis will give this to us.

Yall, if someone left work early for a dr appt and the doctor cancelled without notice for the 2nd time in two visits, would I be wrong to burn the office to the ground?

Exclusively watching gay media has fucked up my vocab. I was talking to my boss and I accidentally said "rice rice rice" in response to a comment. She just looked at me like I was crazy

Just saw the Tony noms and damn…they really do hate Lea Michelle, huh?

Thoughts on the Met Gala: Some of these bitches would BOMB a Drag Runway.

Its Cinco de Mayo yall! If you think its Mexican Independence Day, you gotta venmo me $10. Thanks ☺️

He has my prayers. Specifically prayers that it hurts when he d*es

Nothing makes you feel more cunt than a new haircut.

I'm at work and my tummy hurts and I still gotta take a #FCF. Today is so stressful already and I am being so brave.

Bloomf and I have been flirting and this man has made me swoon. DIVA DOWN YALL! DIVA FUCKING DOWN!

When I was 13, there was only a family computer and I was unaware you had to delete your browsing history. Had to explain to my slightly homophobic father who "Sean Cody" and "Randy Blue" were...

Yay. Gonna get yelled at by my boss for something someone else fucked up. But in the famous words of Maya Angelou "Can't keep a bad bitch down."

Update: the underwear came off

I had a long annoying day at work and to cheer myself up, I'm watching Scott Pilgrim in my underwear eating Wingstop. Life might be worth living.

Getting an MRI done today and I am a lil stressed. Please send good vibes and noodies.

Need him. Viscerally.

Got my shit* WRECKED!!! *=life

I would like to talk about Devil Wears Prada 2

Why does this look like those pics of closeted queers in history?

Welp…there goes my opp's social life…

New York is so magical

It’s Monday

Last night I learned that I am too old to be fucking a 27 year old at random intervals during the night. Bottoms from Jersey are modern day succubi...

Love that bloomfs are coming back to this site and dressing thotty. This is a sign of healing

One of my favorite sexual encounters as a top, this tall, midwestern looking dude had me over. I was load #4 and as I was doing the do, he just started moaning in the butchest voice "You're fucking me bro. Really stretching my hole bro. Im gonna cum bro." It was life changing.

Been a min since I did a #FCF so heres a money shot from this morning

Life is really funny when you do mental gymnastics to blame most of your quirks and flaws on your parents. "I like to be called a good boy because my dad never told me he was proud of me." "My mom used to drink, so now I drink and do blow."

Do I want Aura, April and Shuga to win simply because I want to take them all to a room in which there are no others? For sure.

Who ready to be insanely disappointed by yet another All Stars season?!?!

Watching the new episode of Sibling Rivalry and nothing has brought me more shame than knowing the answers to all of the Harry Potter trivia they were doing. Being a millennial is a curse

Wicked but if Boq slayed

We did it Joe!

I need to bottom expeditiously. Please someone help me!

Can I come over and stare at you like this?

I very rarely go to bat for a white woman, but K better not catch any of yall comparing Sabrina to that horse girl with a rhyming dictionary…

I need Bilal Hasna's tiddies to bounce in my face constantly

Blessings to you on this Good Friday #FCF

Bloomf just added me to his alt and I have never been more feral