Doctor said I can skip my antidepressant today if Mitch McConnell dies

Gentleman caller who kept telling me "I can't c*m anymore. I am completely out." before br**ding me just asked what I'm doing tomorrow after work. I'm sapping you of your life force, babes. Thats what I'm doing.

Quick question about Mitch McConnell's health: Do you think it hurts? Teehee

I made a disparaging joke about that white horse girl who just got married to this Mexican dude on Grindr and he got mad at me. I will say once again, never trust a POC Swiftie

Please tell me about your favorite anime or Game of Thrones lore while inside me

Yall think I can claim bereavement over the Mexico loss today?

Count your days England when I’m through with you brexit is gonna be the least of your concerns

FUCK THE ENGLISH!!!

One more time yall

This is slut shaming. Yall post more hole and cawk!

In the velvet darkness of the blackest night…

Flashback to meeting the first openly gay drag queen. Now if only Ru would stop playing in her face, I can say I met the first openly gay winner of RPDR

We need to stop sitting here and pretending that Crystal Methyds looks are always good. Sometimes (a lot of the time) she looks boot nasty.

I hate this transparency trend. Just show me your cawk and hole without your headshot!

Missed hump day by 10mins…

July 1st

SUCCESS!

Me everyday of the year:

Words of wisdom

Last time i got smashed on the night of a major sporting event, the Knicks won the championship. Seeing of Mexico wins this time around

Me when post-nut clarity hits

Apparently a diet of only drugs/alcohol/coffee for an entire weekend is bad for your gut microbiome…

Flirting with insanely hot oomf has made me feral. Like im clawing at the curtains

Things I learned at the Dyke March: 1. Red head he/him lesbians all look like Ethan Slater

And heres how Mystique could still win AS11…

My coworker walked in on me singing "honeybee" and she asked if I was okay...

Having sex and then going over which Glee casts have beat Lea Michelle in getting a Tony is the most romantic thing I can think of

Just went and deleted all my smut because I applied for this job I want really really bad. Hopefully we will be back to our regularly scheduled program soon.

Fellow beaners of NY, lets make this pic real!

The fact that I'm working on Juneteenth is insane. Like I literally cant do anything today anyway!

I never thought I would defend Sam Starr, but how are these bitches trying to gaslight her into thinking she's being over dramatic about being told "You lost bitch"? Like, Kennedy giving her side eye...or is that just how her eyes are?

Best part about having a dead dad: I don't gotta spend money on the man who traumatized me this weekend

While I understand that I am toxic by virtue of being Mexican...at least I'm not Tejano.

I'm boyfriend material (I buy bottoms dinner after sex)

I like Olivia Rodrigo's new album but I couldn't finish it. What do I look like being a 30something gay man who connects with an album about failed love due to insecurity?

I feel like I'm a broken nose away from cosplaying as the narrator from Fight Club rn

Explain your @ It's a quote from Bianca del Rio from RPDR S6. I used it on my IG when I was 21 and it just kinda carried over to all of my social media.

Real Champions

Ugh I really want a wine night and charcuterie board. But all my friends are still in their 20s and only do shots with lines cut up on a mirror…

People are really excited…

Had sex with this daddy and we watched the Knicks win. I know shit about basketball but everyone seems stoked

Have yall ever been read so thoroughly by a dream before?

My favorite thing about gooner vids is always the shocked expression on their face when they cum. Like…gurl…what did you expect to happen? You can feel it happening.

Simply a hat on a hat. Like we don't need to see a twink in a "He/Him/Hole" shirt to know he's a gut bucket bottom, ya know?

The fact that its the 3rd day of Pride and instead of having sex, I have had two random crying episodes…what the fuck is up with that?!?!

Yall heard him!!!

Need this again like asap