patty gay-kes
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straight wedding: over pants: off happy pride bbs- nyc I’ll be back in you tonight ☺️
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you’re telling me mamdani is mayor and I STILL HAVE GO TO WORK??? I should be frolicking
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani
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ugh I always forget to save my early voting sticker to wear on Election Day. What’s the point of performative democracy if I can’t get it together?!?
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🦃🙏 Meteor 🙏🦃
10 days ago
She just keeps achieving higher levels of mother never reached before every day
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cozy hangover nap time
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up at 5:30am with a migraine means I made some serious progress on my spreadsheet for thanksgiving dinner this year
19 days ago
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if I’m going out as a slutty little sailor tmrw do I have to shave my beard? Should I shave clean to my mustache? Help
20 days ago
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hellyeahbro69
29 days ago
Being a Sagittarius is hardest when people make the wrong choice, especially when the one you advocated for is so clearly the correct option and also you’ve never been wrong about anything ever before.
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I feel like I could lift a car when I listen to Tension Tour//Live 2025
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tall and sleepy
about 1 month ago
Gay guy music video night is great as long as someone has paid for YouTube premium
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Amber Mark on a sunny October Friday......there is good in the world
about 1 month ago
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early fall morning at the office :)
about 1 month ago
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I hope everyone got outside today. Here is a picture of a beautiful pumpkin, approx 150lbs, grown on Long Island 🧡
about 1 month ago
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hello from rural Canada
about 2 months ago
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*zooms in on his thirst traps to see what coffee table books he owns*
2 months ago
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was gonna wear this to the club last night after Gaga but went to bed instead 😇
2 months ago
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it’s mayhem day the details on the outfit are complete we are headed to the gym we are manifesting positive energy for mother’s vocal health and safety 🥰
2 months ago
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not-so-gentle reminder that there is still unbridled joy in this world !!!
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limp wristed tall person
3 months ago
I’m literally just a gay
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Jae
3 months ago
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making some progress on the mayhem fit 😌
3 months ago
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fin™
7 months ago
this is my last supper
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you heard the f*g
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3 months ago
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charge up the Philips One Blade babe, we’re going to market days
3 months ago
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if I hear Can’t Stop The High at the club in the next two months, I’ll post p*le
3 months ago
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left my Celsius in the fridge at work….someone give me motivation for leg day plz quickly
3 months ago
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Jake
3 months ago
this clip of Mariah Carey learning Katy Perry went to space has me in tears
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can AI give me a printer that fucking functions in my workplace if so I will overlook everything else just PLEASE GOD WHY IS IT SO HARD TO HAVE A WORKING PRINTER
3 months ago
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casual Tuesday texts with mom
3 months ago
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I am FINISHED with the baggy/low-rise pants trend. This fat ass and thunder thighs are impossible to shop for and I’m over it
3 months ago
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Hillary Rodham Clinton shady news and facts
3 months ago
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Bongos is a once-in-a-lifetime kind of song
3 months ago
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Squall
6 months ago
FCF stands for: Faggots for Carly Rae Jepsen Friday
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what's everyone's favorite beyonce track pre-self titled??
3 months ago
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dropped my emotional support cold brew and the jar shattered in the middle of the office
4 months ago
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how am I supposed to leave for the gym in 15 minutes when my bed is this comfy??
4 months ago
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Joao
4 months ago
Chappell Roan coming up with her last 2 singles
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CAHSR stan (single issue voter for HSR)
4 months ago
straight people should be banned from asking gay men what they did over the weekend on Mondays at work
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Jorge Caldera
4 months ago
Top 5 bugs we don't squash: 1. Ladybugs 2. Dragonflies 3. Bees 4. Butterflies 5. Pill bugs
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I simply cannot believe how f*ggy this clue/answer is
4 months ago
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craisins are a top-tier salad topping. I will not back down on this
4 months ago
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giving things away on my local FB Buy-Nothing page vs. throwing them in the trash
4 months ago
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𝕵𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖊 🖤🎃
4 months ago
Mood
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If you think Joyride is “weird” or “intense” then you are BORINGGGG bc like, duh that’s the point
4 months ago
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just got some film developed I stg if there isn’t a cute pic of me …..
4 months ago
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See a pit, post a pit 😌
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4 months ago
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it’s always a good day when the mandoline comes out to play
4 months ago
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I’ll say it: baggy sweats and a tight ribbed tank is a sexier gym outfit than short shorts !!
4 months ago
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I'm actually doing so much work today like what?? why
4 months ago
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when my husband is out of town
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