patty gay-kes
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straight wedding: over pants: off happy pride bbs- nyc I’ll be back in you tonight ☺️
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ok so these ones are a bit shorter
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beard is long, shorts could be shorter
about 21 hours ago
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Yall won’t believe who texted me this morning
7 days ago
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator
20 days ago
most unrealistic part of Heated Rivalry is the fact they completely ignore the release of E•MO•TION in 2015
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Bicep thread! This pic makes me miss summer :(
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23 days ago
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taken in the childhood bathroom before a new tat later :) !!!
28 days ago
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michael lutz
28 days ago
that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion
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for anyone with aux cord responsibilities this week- my fave elf has been collecting music that doesn’t remind you of your holiday retail work trauma
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29 days ago
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follow me for more tips and tricks on how to be the favorite sibling at Christmas
30 days ago
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absolutely strutting through the Gerald R. Ford International Airport in all black to let the midwestern gays know that the flight from NYC has landed
about 1 month ago
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Kylie Minogue tho…. we simply don’t deserve her. Not an original thought but idc
about 1 month ago
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the best way to spread Christmas cheer is by being kind to every single person working at the airport PLEASE for the love of god
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have you ever witnessed your soulmate do something they love for a bunch of people who love and appreciate it???? HIGHLY RECOMMEND 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹#thanksgiving
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about 2 months ago
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Whole Foods? More like Whole Hog smdh
about 2 months ago
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Whole Foods literally never has what I need.... more like Half Foods smdh
2 months ago
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kind of a shitty day but I made a beautiful pot of pasta e fagioli and enjoying it wit my man 🥺
2 months ago
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you’re telling me mamdani is mayor and I STILL HAVE GO TO WORK??? I should be frolicking
3 months ago
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani
3 months ago
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ugh I always forget to save my early voting sticker to wear on Election Day. What’s the point of performative democracy if I can’t get it together?!?
3 months ago
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Meteor
3 months ago
She just keeps achieving higher levels of mother never reached before every day
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cozy hangover nap time
3 months ago
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up at 5:30am with a migraine means I made some serious progress on my spreadsheet for thanksgiving dinner this year
3 months ago
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if I’m going out as a slutty little sailor tmrw do I have to shave my beard? Should I shave clean to my mustache? Help
3 months ago
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hellyeahbro20269
3 months ago
Being a Sagittarius is hardest when people make the wrong choice, especially when the one you advocated for is so clearly the correct option and also you’ve never been wrong about anything ever before.
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I feel like I could lift a car when I listen to Tension Tour//Live 2025
3 months ago
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Amber Mark on a sunny October Friday......there is good in the world
3 months ago
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early fall morning at the office :)
3 months ago
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I hope everyone got outside today. Here is a picture of a beautiful pumpkin, approx 150lbs, grown on Long Island 🧡
4 months ago
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hello from rural Canada
4 months ago
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*zooms in on his thirst traps to see what coffee table books he owns*
4 months ago
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was gonna wear this to the club last night after Gaga but went to bed instead 😇
4 months ago
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it’s mayhem day the details on the outfit are complete we are headed to the gym we are manifesting positive energy for mother’s vocal health and safety 🥰
5 months ago
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not-so-gentle reminder that there is still unbridled joy in this world !!!
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5 months ago
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limp wristed tall person
5 months ago
I’m literally just a gay
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Jae
5 months ago
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making some progress on the mayhem fit 😌
5 months ago
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fin™
9 months ago
this is my last supper
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you heard the f*g
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5 months ago
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charge up the Philips One Blade babe, we’re going to market days
6 months ago
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if I hear Can’t Stop The High at the club in the next two months, I’ll post p*le
6 months ago
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left my Celsius in the fridge at work….someone give me motivation for leg day plz quickly
6 months ago
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j a k e
6 months ago
this clip of Mariah Carey learning Katy Perry went to space has me in tears
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can AI give me a printer that fucking functions in my workplace if so I will overlook everything else just PLEASE GOD WHY IS IT SO HARD TO HAVE A WORKING PRINTER
6 months ago
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casual Tuesday texts with mom
6 months ago
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I am FINISHED with the baggy/low-rise pants trend. This fat ass and thunder thighs are impossible to shop for and I’m over it
6 months ago
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Hillary Rodham Clinton shady news and facts
6 months ago
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Bongos is a once-in-a-lifetime kind of song
6 months ago
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Squall
9 months ago
FCF stands for: Faggots for Carly Rae Jepsen Friday
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