fuck meeee the new muna is so good 🥹

mustache prompt + I hit myself in the face with a piece of plywood this morning

I was bullied into posting this. And I love being bullied…

wow a LOT of dick on the timeline today 🥵

me flirting: “Did you know this tree is super invasive?”

can’t believe I got to hear Elmo say “habibi” today 🥹

gay as in would die for gaga, queer as in would die for MUNA

When Roxy and Velma get a little hungry

a three-week l*ad just hits different

New fave camera angle doing wonders

Took a slutty pic in the sauna today, thinking about posting…. this weather got me acting up

today is a fabulously gorgeous day to be a faggot in New York City

stopping by to gas up my amazing husband who is working so hard to become an incredible DJ !!! If you hate disco and irresistible grooves and xtina then stay AWAY from this mix he just dropped

huge new leaf opening on our monstera

ngl just got a whiff of my pit at the gym and it twitched 😳

I am sitting in my lil cutoff tank top drinking a tequila soda listening to my husband mix my favorite disco songs and sometimes life is both gay AND happy at the same time

I was mentioned by name on Martha Stewart’s blog today. Is this how it feels to be famous? Should I get a manager?

Pitt style show but it’s Trader Joe’s on 72nd before a weather event

there’s so much more to me than my *** ****

feeling particularly ***** yoday

vday gym energy

oh I dunno why not #fcf

considering a #fcf today since I have a brand new couch and a weekend riddled with MDMA ahead of me…things are looking up

giving trade at work today (below freezing temps and heavy snowfall are causing overhead panes of glass to shatter unpredictably)

the country is both burning and freezing. I am searching for every distraction from doom!!

ok so these ones are a bit shorter

beard is long, shorts could be shorter

Yall won’t believe who texted me this morning

most unrealistic part of Heated Rivalry is the fact they completely ignore the release of E•MO•TION in 2015

Bicep thread! This pic makes me miss summer :(

taken in the childhood bathroom before a new tat later :) !!!

that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion

for anyone with aux cord responsibilities this week- my fave elf has been collecting music that doesn’t remind you of your holiday retail work trauma

follow me for more tips and tricks on how to be the favorite sibling at Christmas

absolutely strutting through the Gerald R. Ford International Airport in all black to let the midwestern gays know that the flight from NYC has landed

Kylie Minogue tho…. we simply don’t deserve her. Not an original thought but idc

the best way to spread Christmas cheer is by being kind to every single person working at the airport PLEASE for the love of god

have you ever witnessed your soulmate do something they love for a bunch of people who love and appreciate it???? HIGHLY RECOMMEND 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹#thanksgiving #gay

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Whole Foods? More like Whole Hog smdh

Whole Foods literally never has what I need.... more like Half Foods smdh

kind of a shitty day but I made a beautiful pot of pasta e fagioli and enjoying it wit my man 🥺

you’re telling me mamdani is mayor and I STILL HAVE GO TO WORK??? I should be frolicking

ugh I always forget to save my early voting sticker to wear on Election Day. What’s the point of performative democracy if I can’t get it together?!?

She just keeps achieving higher levels of mother never reached before every day

cozy hangover nap time

up at 5:30am with a migraine means I made some serious progress on my spreadsheet for thanksgiving dinner this year

if I’m going out as a slutty little sailor tmrw do I have to shave my beard? Should I shave clean to my mustache? Help