ok so these ones are a bit shorter

beard is long, shorts could be shorter

Yall won’t believe who texted me this morning

most unrealistic part of Heated Rivalry is the fact they completely ignore the release of E•MO•TION in 2015

Bicep thread! This pic makes me miss summer :(

taken in the childhood bathroom before a new tat later :) !!!

that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion

for anyone with aux cord responsibilities this week- my fave elf has been collecting music that doesn’t remind you of your holiday retail work trauma

follow me for more tips and tricks on how to be the favorite sibling at Christmas

absolutely strutting through the Gerald R. Ford International Airport in all black to let the midwestern gays know that the flight from NYC has landed

Kylie Minogue tho…. we simply don’t deserve her. Not an original thought but idc

the best way to spread Christmas cheer is by being kind to every single person working at the airport PLEASE for the love of god

have you ever witnessed your soulmate do something they love for a bunch of people who love and appreciate it???? HIGHLY RECOMMEND 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹#thanksgiving #gay

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Whole Foods? More like Whole Hog smdh

Whole Foods literally never has what I need.... more like Half Foods smdh

kind of a shitty day but I made a beautiful pot of pasta e fagioli and enjoying it wit my man 🥺

you’re telling me mamdani is mayor and I STILL HAVE GO TO WORK??? I should be frolicking

ugh I always forget to save my early voting sticker to wear on Election Day. What’s the point of performative democracy if I can’t get it together?!?

She just keeps achieving higher levels of mother never reached before every day

cozy hangover nap time

up at 5:30am with a migraine means I made some serious progress on my spreadsheet for thanksgiving dinner this year

if I’m going out as a slutty little sailor tmrw do I have to shave my beard? Should I shave clean to my mustache? Help

Being a Sagittarius is hardest when people make the wrong choice, especially when the one you advocated for is so clearly the correct option and also you’ve never been wrong about anything ever before.

I feel like I could lift a car when I listen to Tension Tour//Live 2025

Amber Mark on a sunny October Friday......there is good in the world

early fall morning at the office :)

I hope everyone got outside today. Here is a picture of a beautiful pumpkin, approx 150lbs, grown on Long Island 🧡

hello from rural Canada

*zooms in on his thirst traps to see what coffee table books he owns*

was gonna wear this to the club last night after Gaga but went to bed instead 😇

it’s mayhem day the details on the outfit are complete we are headed to the gym we are manifesting positive energy for mother’s vocal health and safety 🥰

not-so-gentle reminder that there is still unbridled joy in this world !!!

I’m literally just a gay

True

making some progress on the mayhem fit 😌

this is my last supper

you heard the f*g

charge up the Philips One Blade babe, we’re going to market days

if I hear Can’t Stop The High at the club in the next two months, I’ll post p*le

left my Celsius in the fridge at work….someone give me motivation for leg day plz quickly

this clip of Mariah Carey learning Katy Perry went to space has me in tears

can AI give me a printer that fucking functions in my workplace if so I will overlook everything else just PLEASE GOD WHY IS IT SO HARD TO HAVE A WORKING PRINTER

casual Tuesday texts with mom

I am FINISHED with the baggy/low-rise pants trend. This fat ass and thunder thighs are impossible to shop for and I’m over it

Bongos is a once-in-a-lifetime kind of song

FCF stands for: Faggots for Carly Rae Jepsen Friday