you’re telling me mamdani is mayor and I STILL HAVE GO TO WORK??? I should be frolicking

ugh I always forget to save my early voting sticker to wear on Election Day. What’s the point of performative democracy if I can’t get it together?!?

She just keeps achieving higher levels of mother never reached before every day

cozy hangover nap time

up at 5:30am with a migraine means I made some serious progress on my spreadsheet for thanksgiving dinner this year

if I’m going out as a slutty little sailor tmrw do I have to shave my beard? Should I shave clean to my mustache? Help

Being a Sagittarius is hardest when people make the wrong choice, especially when the one you advocated for is so clearly the correct option and also you’ve never been wrong about anything ever before.

I feel like I could lift a car when I listen to Tension Tour//Live 2025

Gay guy music video night is great as long as someone has paid for YouTube premium

Amber Mark on a sunny October Friday......there is good in the world

early fall morning at the office :)

I hope everyone got outside today. Here is a picture of a beautiful pumpkin, approx 150lbs, grown on Long Island 🧡

hello from rural Canada

*zooms in on his thirst traps to see what coffee table books he owns*

was gonna wear this to the club last night after Gaga but went to bed instead 😇

it’s mayhem day the details on the outfit are complete we are headed to the gym we are manifesting positive energy for mother’s vocal health and safety 🥰

not-so-gentle reminder that there is still unbridled joy in this world !!!

I’m literally just a gay

True

making some progress on the mayhem fit 😌

this is my last supper

you heard the f*g

charge up the Philips One Blade babe, we’re going to market days

if I hear Can’t Stop The High at the club in the next two months, I’ll post p*le

left my Celsius in the fridge at work….someone give me motivation for leg day plz quickly

this clip of Mariah Carey learning Katy Perry went to space has me in tears

can AI give me a printer that fucking functions in my workplace if so I will overlook everything else just PLEASE GOD WHY IS IT SO HARD TO HAVE A WORKING PRINTER

casual Tuesday texts with mom

I am FINISHED with the baggy/low-rise pants trend. This fat ass and thunder thighs are impossible to shop for and I’m over it

Bongos is a once-in-a-lifetime kind of song

FCF stands for: Faggots for Carly Rae Jepsen Friday

what's everyone's favorite beyonce track pre-self titled??

dropped my emotional support cold brew and the jar shattered in the middle of the office

how am I supposed to leave for the gym in 15 minutes when my bed is this comfy??

Chappell Roan coming up with her last 2 singles

straight people should be banned from asking gay men what they did over the weekend on Mondays at work

Top 5 bugs we don't squash: 1. Ladybugs 2. Dragonflies 3. Bees 4. Butterflies 5. Pill bugs

I simply cannot believe how f*ggy this clue/answer is

craisins are a top-tier salad topping. I will not back down on this

giving things away on my local FB Buy-Nothing page vs. throwing them in the trash

Mood

If you think Joyride is “weird” or “intense” then you are BORINGGGG bc like, duh that’s the point

just got some film developed I stg if there isn’t a cute pic of me …..

See a pit, post a pit 😌

it’s always a good day when the mandoline comes out to play

I’ll say it: baggy sweats and a tight ribbed tank is a sexier gym outfit than short shorts !!

I'm actually doing so much work today like what?? why

when my husband is out of town