I'm going to vibecamp, I will tell bsky bc it feels cozier here

it's baby time

send your mutuals baked goods

always be fomenting

Happy Thanksgiving! I am thankful for Twitter

I wish I could find somebody to fight with on bluesky

トゥワイスのミナちゃんが必要なんだ

thrust by untoward circumstance into the bluest of skies

if you even make one mistake I'll eat you alive

I only respect good people who pretend to be bad people badly

my twitter wife is presently chatting on the phone with someone of whom I do not approve

please don't feed me after midnight

me: AI is highly likely to destroy the world in just a few years my students: interesting also me: someday you will be able to turn your nose into a functional dog snout my students: WHAT that is IMPOSSIBLE

oh the android app has dark mode. ok I live here now

300 characters is insane. I don't know what to do with this. I'm so over optimized

I parsed a sentence once. wasn't for me

mastodon is for predators and bluesky is for prey

I forgot to check bluesky for two days what'd I miss

I haven't yet gotten the sense that bluesky is a particularly welcoming place for evil

some people take pride in their work. this is a sign that they are underpaid

I'm in Colorado and everything is quadrilateral

the solution to the system is to systematize the solution

For you, the day Lithros graced your feed was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Monday.

people post on bluesky like they're desperately trying to get an invite to bluesky

who out there in the great blue yonder is going to vibecamp?

my friend is asking me for tips on getting into numbers stations, I guess because I seem like the kind of person who is into numbers stations

they gave me a bunch of invite codes and now I'm thinking the drama of introducing my bluesky wife to my twitter wife might be fun

I'm not going to post gf who here and you can't make me

when you just got raptured to bluesky and wow hey everyone recognizes you

tempted to just make my own atp client

oh hey! welcome to bluesky! don't worry, it's not my blood!

A Twitter over full Irked our brains in whispers. As each rose and fell He passed the stages of his age and youth Entering the bluesky                                    Gentile or Jew O you who poast your takes and look to windward, Consider Phlebas, who was once on the waitlist as you.

bluesky has real strong feelings about what aspect ratios are acceptable for images

cool thanks good to know

I heard if you're on bluesky you don't have to pay taxes

my twitter wife is trying to come between me and my bluesky wife

bluesky inspires me to work harder at my job

ok she isn't on here so I can finally come clean: I love my wife so much, she is the most beautiful person in the universe

saving all my A material for bluesky and also for twitter

I just glanced at the app and I had 30 notifications and every last one was from @beast.bsky.social

cool I am @lithros.vibe.camp now

my official policy towards twitter is now one of revanchism

I don't have time for this I'm going back to grading papers

I hear gears squeaking when I scroll the TL

what

even here, I am expected to know things

I am not cheascake

I am being limited for making the rest of the class look bad