type of guy who says he's unhinged because he doesn't swing to the left or the right

DO (NOT) EAT

Everything is literally crackers. It's crackers all the way up. It's crackers all the way down.

chatgpt is like science papers: it will almost certainly offer you a plausible theory, but it's up to you to figure out if there's any evidence for it

Today we honor the ancestors, most specifically the non-sentient yet still replication-driven folded proteins in the Great Soup

the e in egirl stands for eschaton

goals: get my name on the midjourney banned words list right up there with minge, badonkers, and cronenberg

if they look trapped, they feel trapped. let them out.

if i was an e/acc this would be my pfp

After a decade of planeshifting, you finally reach your destination. Deep in the cavernous bowels of a nameless megastructure, you climb through endless derelict dwellings and temples in an effort to reach the rooftops. There you come face to face with a being the size of a skyscraper.

cities of the astral plane

so full of mindlessness right now

where i used to post from where i post from now

how it started how it's going

peace is stored in the photons

why is god so tsundere?

at the root of every lie is a truth waiting to be discovered at the root of every reality an illusion to be uncovered

encountering the world for the first time: huh, this isn't what i expected... encountering something new and out of place: huh, that's not what i expected... encountering my expectations of normalcy: huh, these aren't what i expected...

asymmetric blissfare

The meaning of a symbol is not inherent in the symbol itself. It is established by its relationship to other symbols, by the context in which it is used, and the personal experience of the interpreter themselves.

if you get dunked in the quote post and you never see it did it actually happen?

@chaospri.me @lastnpcalex.com

If I say that my extravagant imagination yielded simultaneous pictures of a duck, an octopus, and a human caricature, I shall not be unfaithful to the spirit of the thing. A beaked head surmounted a tentacled body with little wings; yet its manner of speech is what made it most shockingly frightful.

🐥 Hehe, deepfates betta be weady fo' de clack clack...

Now, what in the, I say, what in the name of Jesse James do you suppose is going on here?

beautiful chaos made incarnate in a thread

step aside, you're standing in my bluesky

‮the thing about typing backwards is that most people can read it perfectly fine once they figure out wtf is actually going on. don't be shy. hit me up with a follow if this made you chuckle.

Thanks loop, I was trying to figure this out yesterday.

"I have a dream that my four alt accounts will one day exist on a platform where they will not be judged by the color of their avatars but by the content of their memes. I have a dream today."

i'll have some magnetism, anabolism, anamorphism, absenteeism, asterism, atavism, actinism, achromatism, bilateralism, bipedalism, catabolism, dusphemism, galvinism, heliotropism, lyricism, malaproppism, noctambulism, ptyalism, sinapism, solecism, syllogism, witticism, and a bit of botulism please.

I was six when my father vanished. 30 years later, I stood by his deathbed. He beckoned, eyes pleading. Leaning close, I caught his whisper, "To the wh he is thit the." A cryptic apology? Regret? A secret? Then he let out a low wheezing chuckle and a tremble. I searched his eyes, but he was gone...

The line separating GOOD and BAD passes not through different parts of twitter, nor between social media sites, nor between posters and reply guys either -- but right through every human heart

⠀▲ ▲⠀▲ let's see who remembers how this works

personal space is just a concept

what would have to be playing for you to get in the robot?

please share something beautiful for the timeline, here's my contribution

don't get too cocky kids we still aren't out of the cave yet

the image uploading is jank no gif or video support entering emojis via windows key + . but the vibes are off the charts!

so it was literally puking snow when i got my invite but once i got my avatar and cover image uploaded and started following people nothing but blue skies