Trump is a real piece of shit, but I did laugh when I saw the picture of the autopen.

Guys I am not in the Christmas spirit. This year has been tough. I am poor. I am exhausted. I feel like I don't have time for my kids or for myself. And I'm just gonna put it out there into the void because I don't know what else to do right now.

Tomorrow my kid's school is doing "cozy sweater day." Can't go wrong with a cozy sweater in mid-December. Ope!

MIKE JOHNSON'S SON: dad I just got a notification, what's up MIKE JOHNSON: it's not my fault, son, I'm stuck in someone else's fantasy where I'm the cuck

The Few. The Proud.

Snow day Friday, snow day Monday, 2 hour delay today and then after only an hour at school I get called to pick up my kid because she has lice. As of Thursday I was almost caught up at work. So much for that.

I have several turn-ons (i.e. knowing when to use "i.e." and "e.g." and breaking the rules)

This is true. In 2005 Indiana increased the speed limit on most interstates to 70 mph, ending most speeding. It also decreased the lethality of any crashes that happened at 70 mph.

I so desperately need a day off to myself. Or even just half a day. No work, no kids, no chores in the house.

This has long been one of my pet peeves.

ICE blocked from grocery entrance ✊ 12/11/25 St.Paul, Minnesota

Love to have multiple streaming services but still be unable to watch a local college basketball game

Drove in the snow and though multiple trucks were behind me at various times, none of them tailgate me or sped past me at unsafe speeds. It's a Christmas miracle!

Drove out in the snow and less than great roads to go to a kid birthday party. I thought, "the snow will stop and they'll plow the roads in the 2 hours we're at the party." One hour down and the snow is still coming down....

I'm sorry. What??

Will never get over the uncle in Home Alone who calls Kevin a jerk. And nobody says anything.

That damn apple cider at it again.

If I had a nickel for every GOP politician from Columbus, IN who got death threats from their own party I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but weird that it happened twice.

I love mayo. Mayo on sandwiches, tuna salad, even Waldorf salad. But mayo with BBQ or Pico de gallo? Wild shit.

I'm just gonna say it. People who prefer cream filled donuts to custard or jelly filled are inferior.

Terry Gross Conducts ‘Fresh Air’ Interview On Bluetooth During Uber Shift https://theonion.com/terry-gross-conducts-fresh-air-interview-on-bluetooth-during-uber-shift/

Me (a ventriloquist): what’s your favourite games console My dummy:

Very funny to me that my repost of this popular comic got pulled into a completely different thread 8 months later.

Obviously it's not actually important, but I think awards for podcasts should not go to people already famous for something else.

You know those maps that show where people say pop or soda or coke? I want one of those based on if you say "and you don't get upset" or "and you don't throw a fit."

It really is amazing that they took a movie that starts with a bumbling single dad killing Santa and made a hit franchise. That's the Judge Reinhold effect.

In my lifetime (43 years), Indiana has had 12 seasons of .500 or better.

Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.

Thinking about getting on Facebook just to taunt an old friend who graduated from UVA

cool thing about indiana winning the big ten is that the demons are taunting bobby knight about it in hell

i don't think that they should put indiana in the playoff

Bloomington, Indiana AKA Football Country

Dad is cold-blooded

Oh my god. I love Me doza as a QB but I never want to see his face or hear his voice again.

He shanked the FG!!!!

IU got the stop! Let's go Hoosiers!

ooooooh what a ball from Mendoza

These penalties sure aren't helping IU

If I can't figure out a way to watch the IU game tonight I'm driving go Curt Cignetti's house

Open the Sunday Schools

Need to take my daughter to her friend's house, but Dustyn has other ideas

This morning while taking my daughter to school @steveinskeep.bsky.social mentioned sports teams from his home state doing great this year. I said, "I didn't know Steve Inskeep was from Indiana." And my daughter said, "He says it all the time: I'm Stevinski, and I'm from Indiana.'"

Oh no I'm in a Zoom training and turned on my camera. But I'm the only one except presenters. Now I feel like I can't turn off my camera, though.

Call me SirPaul Cheeks the way I slap that booty like a bass.

Saw the headline and thought, "this is probably bad, actually," and was immediately proven right.

While I don't disagree with what many people in the replies are saying, I also think it's a pretty common thing for adults to lose touch with that magical feeling of Christmas. It's not new. And I'm not sure it warrants a bunch of people yelling at someone who won't even see it.

Umm actually he's just called The Doctor

They are talking about your mom on the news.

Nothing quite like the look on a kid's face when you tell them it's a snow day.