Snort Coke Off Peter Kay's Manboobs It's 4:00PM

Religion Free Zone, Logic Prevails Here!

The problem with capitalism is that eventually you run out of other people's stuff to sell.

A la 2021 By Mike Peters

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This starfish has a great view of the #sunrise on a beach on the north Oregon coast. #nature #love #marinelife #pnw #beach #seastar #photography #goodmorning #Oregon #nokings

🧵The man lost his hand when he and his gang of poachers were caught out at the spot known as Bloody Shard Gate. The sergeant lost his hand but luckily not his life. His severed hand was reportedly buried at Pimperne Church with full military honours and haunts the graveyard looking for its body! 👻

I had to look twice. #Cat #Caturday

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Alexa, Beat Me On The Bottom With A Woman's Weekly It's 5:00PM

🌹 Rembrandt b. July 15, 1606 #botd #Rembrandt 🖌️ Honoring the Master on his birthday 🌹 “ Landscape with a Stone Bridge” -Rembrandt #Art

Here's a red shouldered hawk in flight, in 12 frames. Processed in lightroom and edited in photoshop. Higher resolution: drive.google.com/file/d/1BN9Z... 🪶

Nah That’s Elon

New to me, but I've got to say "I like it"

Bugger Me Rigid With A Bratwurst It's 4:00AM

A reform councillor from the Kent area speaks out! This is fascinating but not surprising is it youtube.com/shorts/OJqi4...

The strangest thing happened today. We went to the uninhabited island of Lunga, west of Mull, to look at the puffins nesting there. I was just taking photos when I felt a thump as something landed quite heavily in my head. It was a puffin! It stayed for about a minute before flying off.

He Looks So Nice And His Coat And Hat Are Smart But By God Paddington Is Brutal With A Strap-On It's 1:00PM

Passing this most excellent image on

A video of a ‘migrant’ on a small boat has been altered using AI to make it appear as if he’s waving a machete. The fake video has been shared thousands of times online, including by the leader of the London Assembly Conservatives, Susan Hall.

@eugeniat2.bsky.social Good Morning my Friend 😎 If you own a cat expect a catastrophe..

Cartoon by Dan Collins

Since apparently this isn't making it beyond UK news yet, Rockstar petitioned a British court to section an 18 year old autistic kid under the mental health act for hacking their server and leaking a short GTA 6 clip a couple of years ago. No trial, no term of sentence, just locked up in hospital.

Shit In Reverse It's 6:00PM

It's a day of fab asteroid news! 🤩 Image drop from yesterday's Japanese Space Agency JAXA high-speed close flyby of asteroid #Torifune (~450m across). This is the extension mission of #Hayabusa2, after its successful 2020 asteroid-sample collection from Ryugu. Next stop: another asteroid in 2031 🤩🔭🧪

New shelving in place, synths moved and mixers racked.

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Trump doesn’t want aerial photos of The Great American State Fair to be posted on the White House social media accounts anymore. Oh well.

“Awareness is certainly important; early identification saves kids. But acceptance is harder. It means your autistic kid doesn’t have to perform neurotypicality to be loved, included or taken seriously.” www.sltrib.com/opinion/comm... #autism #parenting #neurodiversity

I've just been followed by an account claiming to be Elon Musk🤢. Needless to say, it was swiftly reported as spam/bot and blocked, before my gorge could rise further.

«Owls are just bird hardware running cat software» Original post

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1/ I decided to rackmount my mixer and a couple off effects units. Bought shelving which was just the right width for the space, and suitable racks. *Did not* consider that the uprights, being round, projected into the width of the space and prevent me from putting my MS-20 on the shelving.

They Did The Gash, They Did The Monster Gash It's 5:00PM

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Just remembered something funny from Saturday's cricket: the last two bowlers before we scored the winning runs were called Chas and Dave. When the required runs were scored- I was scoring- I called out "that's it- GERTCHA!"

Donald Trump's Pissy Bedsheets It's 8:00AM

Apologies to anyone who's looking for new music on my Bandcamp or Ampwall pages: I can't keep my leg with fractured ankle properly elevated in the room where I make music, so haven't been about to work on more than sketches on the Circuit. Abnormal service will resume as soon as possible.

Milk My Cat's Nipple's It's 6:00AM

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Fart Into A Balloon Then Pop It At A Family Event It's 11:00AM

I Shat All Over Your Towel It's 9:00AM