Tis the happiest season of all defector.com/the-2025-hat...

Brother Herbert's Big Onion

this is just brutal and I'm old enough to know it's true

charlie kirk lived and died in the america that charlie kirk wanted to exist

Btw; just to break toxic fanboys brains: here is Gene Roddenberry literally saying he wished he had gay sex and wishing that he was nonbinary.

"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?" A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons. Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.

Thank you and goodnight, everyone!! Thanks again for playing #Masquerade Bingo with us! See you in 2026!! #dragoncon #dragonconmasquerade

Yessssss, Wing Mommy for the win #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

I would be so pissed if I entered masquerade and lost to a fucking inflatable costume 🙃 #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

They're maybe masquerade winners, but remember we're all losers for watching. #dragonconmasquerade #masquerade

Tony, nobody gives a fuck about your BMS. Keep them to yourself!! #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

It's duck time #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

Once upon a time, masquerade was about costumes *and* presentation, not just throwing something on & lip synching one's favorite song. #dragonconmasquerade

Guys, we're almost free. There's only one contestant left!!! #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

Wait, we're doing musical inception? NGL I kinda love it 🤷 #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

"What happens when two theater kids discover..." Suffering. That's what happens for us. #dragonconmasquerade #masquerade

Didn't we see a similar skit last year from Dragon Prince? I remember it being bad #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

I would say something snarky about this Wonder Woman but I'm pretty sure she could break me in half so I'm not gonna #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

Okay, True Olds Confession time. "Bedtime Mode" just kicked on for my phone. #dragonconmasquerade

At this point Marvin the Martian in the masquerade is kind of cheating, really. He's more con famous than the actual contest #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

Can't believe we got this far without an Epic musical skit #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

Now if this was being sung live I would give it a 100 marks, but since they're barely lip syncing -50

Tony got a little too excited about teaching Eddie something #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

I have no clue who this magic card man is but he's very cool. Still doesn't beat Wing Mommy though #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

RIP Joann’s 😭

Did y'all know Tony's last name was Miriam Webster? #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

Hawk Girl Summer?? She looks cute and hasn't lip synced yet, so I love it #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

More like this weird bird skeleton who just plays vibey music please #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

What a mediocre bad skit #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

I'm so sick of saying this but church praise dancing is NOT actual dancing #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

... Why does this make me feel like we're all on a watchlist now? #dragonconmasquerade

They're talking about Star Trek and this is the most animated @yetanotherskip.bsky.social has been the whole evening #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

There are a lot of monster fucker panels this weekend, I'm just saying... This tik tik should clean up #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

I think I'm too gen x for this cosplay #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

This Magikarp cosplayer needs to be the ruveal coordinator on the next season of RPDR because they aren't revealing SHIT early and sometimes that's a good thing #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

This is not a screen accurate magic carp #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

Now I want to hear Eddie trying to pronounce Gyarados #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

A wizards staff has a knob on the end...and a broken shaft #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

This is tic toc toe's fault #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

Ohhhhhh NOW they're doing the soft core skit #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

I see the #dragonconmasquerade tag is trending, along with such classic hits as nsfw, furry, and of course the timelessly simple "cock." Love that for us.

Do you guys think she's stoned those tights? #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

Cool, I'm going to dedicate this social media tagging blitz to all the brain cells I'm killing off while watching this bull crap #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

"honor" and "you're gonner" is a goated rhyme scheme #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

I mean he is my 2nd favorite president, but WOW what a random costume to see in 2025 #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

It's like an everything bagel....gross and a little too salty #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

um wow #DragonCon #Masquerade

Meet at Eddie right now... David Boreanaz? #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

The emotional whiplash from Wing Mommy to man titty Miku was way harsh #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

Mommy? #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade