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Justin Ellis
9 days ago
Tis the happiest season of all
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The 2025 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog | Defector
[Opens front door while holding a toy corgi in one arm] Merry Christmas! Oh my God, you made it! I thought you might be stuck at the airport for weeks! Well, because it’s such madness out there. Piper...
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ascalaphid
3 months ago
Brother Herbert's Big Onion
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the Mountain Goats
3 months ago
this is just brutal and I'm old enough to know it's true
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Micah
4 months ago
charlie kirk lived and died in the america that charlie kirk wanted to exist
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Jessie Gender
11 months ago
Btw; just to break toxic fanboys brains: here is Gene Roddenberry literally saying he wished he had gay sex and wishing that he was nonbinary.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani
4 months ago
"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?" A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons. Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
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Jaime
4 months ago
Thank you and goodnight, everyone!! Thanks again for playing
#Masquerade
Bingo with us! See you in 2026!!
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Yessssss, Wing Mommy for the win
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4 months ago
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I would be so pissed if I entered masquerade and lost to a fucking inflatable costume 🙃
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Jaime
4 months ago
They're maybe masquerade winners, but remember we're all losers for watching.
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Tony, nobody gives a fuck about your BMS. Keep them to yourself!!
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4 months ago
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It's duck time
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It's bitchy babes!
4 months ago
Once upon a time, masquerade was about costumes *and* presentation, not just throwing something on & lip synching one's favorite song.
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Guys, we're almost free. There's only one contestant left!!!
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4 months ago
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Wait, we're doing musical inception? NGL I kinda love it 🤷
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4 months ago
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Jaime
4 months ago
"What happens when two theater kids discover..." Suffering. That's what happens for us.
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Didn't we see a similar skit last year from Dragon Prince? I remember it being bad
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4 months ago
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I would say something snarky about this Wonder Woman but I'm pretty sure she could break me in half so I'm not gonna
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4 months ago
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Brian Proffitt
4 months ago
Okay, True Olds Confession time. "Bedtime Mode" just kicked on for my phone.
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At this point Marvin the Martian in the masquerade is kind of cheating, really. He's more con famous than the actual contest
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4 months ago
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Can't believe we got this far without an Epic musical skit
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4 months ago
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Now if this was being sung live I would give it a 100 marks, but since they're barely lip syncing -50
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Tony got a little too excited about teaching Eddie something
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4 months ago
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I have no clue who this magic card man is but he's very cool. Still doesn't beat Wing Mommy though
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4 months ago
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4 months ago
RIP Joann’s 😭
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Did y'all know Tony's last name was Miriam Webster?
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4 months ago
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Hawk Girl Summer?? She looks cute and hasn't lip synced yet, so I love it
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4 months ago
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More like this weird bird skeleton who just plays vibey music please
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4 months ago
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What a mediocre bad skit
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4 months ago
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I'm so sick of saying this but church praise dancing is NOT actual dancing
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4 months ago
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4 months ago
... Why does this make me feel like we're all on a watchlist now?
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They're talking about Star Trek and this is the most animated
@yetanotherskip.bsky.social
has been the whole evening
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4 months ago
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There are a lot of monster fucker panels this weekend, I'm just saying... This tik tik should clean up
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4 months ago
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I think I'm too gen x for this cosplay
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4 months ago
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This Magikarp cosplayer needs to be the ruveal coordinator on the next season of RPDR because they aren't revealing SHIT early and sometimes that's a good thing
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4 months ago
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This is not a screen accurate magic carp
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4 months ago
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Now I want to hear Eddie trying to pronounce Gyarados
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4 months ago
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A wizards staff has a knob on the end...and a broken shaft
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4 months ago
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This is tic toc toe's fault
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4 months ago
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Ohhhhhh NOW they're doing the soft core skit
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4 months ago
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Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️
4 months ago
I see the
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tag is trending, along with such classic hits as nsfw, furry, and of course the timelessly simple "cock." Love that for us.
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Do you guys think she's stoned those tights?
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4 months ago
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Cool, I'm going to dedicate this social media tagging blitz to all the brain cells I'm killing off while watching this bull crap
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4 months ago
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"honor" and "you're gonner" is a goated rhyme scheme
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4 months ago
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I mean he is my 2nd favorite president, but WOW what a random costume to see in 2025
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4 months ago
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It's like an everything bagel....gross and a little too salty
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4 months ago
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Ray Radlein
4 months ago
um wow
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Meet at Eddie right now... David Boreanaz?
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4 months ago
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The emotional whiplash from Wing Mommy to man titty Miku was way harsh
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Mommy?
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