Can I also say I appreciate how we all kind of collectively said "Fuck Twitter" in one voice without previously saying as much? #dragonconmasquerade

Me actively watching this bit... #dragonconmasquerade

Why did they lie to us?!? I thought that was the last one!!! #dragonconmasquerade

Are there ghosts of Masquerades past just wandering around the stage? #dragonconmasquerade

I'm genuinely surprised it took this long for a Wicked skit. #dragonconmasquerade

I've heard better audio on a 1980s answering machine. #dragonconmasquerade

Did they steal that chair from the back of the Marriott atrium ballroom? #dragonconmasquerade

Asscon 2025. #dragonconmasquerade

You know what could improve this skit? A ribbon dancer. #dragonconmasquerade

OH!!? Here's your softcore @wizzardofxxxx.bsky.social #dragonconmasquerade

Someone tell the Gen Zs this isn't tiktok. What is this?!? #dragonconmasquerade

"I'm not gay, but willing to learn." DID HE READ MY FANFIC?! ITS ALL HAPPENING!!!!!! #dragonconmasquerade Encounters in the Arby's Bathroom, an erotic Fanfic by Shannon.

Okay. Love it MTG guy. 10/10 #dragonconmasquerade Doesn't mean that Eddie doesn't still eat dumpster Arby's. HAH! STILL ROASTED!!!

Is this what's passing for banter these days? This really is the Bad Place™️ #dragonconmasquerade

Dummy thick cheeks for some random reason? #dragonconmasquerade

We can't read fucking Latin, dude. #dragonconmasquerade

It is clear Tony is ✨done✨, and so are the audio people. #dragonconmasquerade

More like Try Hard Gun. AMIRITE?! #dragonconmasquerade

@professional-rage.bsky.social has figured it out. "Whenever Eddie doesn't want to read something, he affects an accent." #dragonconmasquerade

... Why does this make me feel like we're all on a watchlist now? #dragonconmasquerade

Never. Only ever Arby's dumpster food. #dragonconmasquerade #masquerade

"We want to read each thing with energy and zeal." Exactly what he says when reading Beefy Cheddar Roast Beef and Curly Fries at the Arby's Drive thru. #dragonconmasquerade

Eddie saw Gyrados and couldn't pronounce it because all he has seen before is giardia on lab test results. #dragonconmasquerade #masquerade

Nothing could have prepared me for a magicarp costume after that journal entry. Wtf. #dragonconmasquerade

Way to bring the room down, Mikey. #dragonconmasquerade

If Saruman busts out a fucking ribbon dancer, I'm jumping off the 28th floor of the Hilton. #dragonconmasquerade

I hope he means as funny as ✨WE✨ are. Them bitches haven't seen funny since their bubble guts at their last Arby's horsey sauce gorging. #dragonconmasquerade

"Youuuu willll bouuunce on it.... Craaaazy styyyyyle." #dragonconmasquerade

"In a performance inspired by." "Ughhhhhhhh" Things heard in the room. #dragonconmasquerade

What you did there, I see it. #dragonconmasquerade

WHAT IS WITH ALL THE RHYTHM GYMNASTICS?! #dragonconmasquerade

Their parents better watch it and be proud.

This man woke up and chose poi... And violence. This tweet is for @professional-rage.bsky.social and @gb282.bsky.social and them alone. #dragonconmasquerade

La Roach said nothing of the sort, Tony, don't even. #dragonconmasquerade

"We went through pronunciations back stage.". There was no prep work done on this shit, don't lie. #dragonconmasquerade

Who had thiccc cake on their bingo card? Good God. #masquerade

He's got a Master's...baters degree. #masquerade

Living under the bleachers doesn't count as six years of college Eddie. #masquerade

This is causing my arthritis to flare up... Wtf are we watching? Tiktaks? #masquerade

Is that a cue card they're bringing in for them #masquerade

Game over. We can wrap it up, guys. Winner winner. #masquerade

SQUARE OF DEATH!! SQUARE OF DEATH! SQUARE OF DEATH!!!! #masquerade

Why is there so much ballroom dancing this year?! #masquerade

..... I love the song... This weird AI reading is based off of. #masquerade

Have you guys had the cake at Seer? I found one in the dumpster out back and fought a rat for it. #masquerade

Wake me up when this is over, guys. #masquerade

Legit disappointed this is not just a soft core porno right now. I love Rogue x Gambit #masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

I remember playing guitar hero too. 😒 #masquerade