Kirby Super Star Ultra ad (2008) #retro #art #gaming #Kirby

what do you remember troy mcclure from?

Goddammit it Jaxson Dart...

FUN FACT: I NEVER miss a movie that has "GROGU" in the title. #MustSee 👀

Hell Yeah Science☄️💥⚡️💯

Every single bee makes a huge difference for our planet! Plant flowers, avoid pesticides, provide safe habitats, and protect pollinators so that nature can thrive. Together, we can create a greener, healthier world—full of blooming gardens, fresh food, and buzzing life—for future generations.

♉️ You're handed a simple, clean solution - you just need the guts to take it. Where is money, work, or effort wasted? Cut the nonsense, tighten things up, and watch how fast your situation improves.

One more day to get through until the weekend.

Thoughts of two ex-boyfriends kept me up a lot last night...not sure what that means.

26 years ago today, May 21, 2000, #TheSimpsons episode “Behind the Laughter” first aired on Fox.

31 years ago today, May 21, 1995, #TheSimpsons episode “Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)” first aired on Fox.

Fuck Alpha male ideology! Boys, you want an intense love story and satisfaction in your love life? THIS IS WHO YOU SHOULD EMULATE, not losers like Andrew Tate or Testicular or whatever his name is...

Don't let anyone tell you how to live your life.

Three years today since my mom passed away...

♉️ Enough dreaming, Taurus - build something real. The Sun shifts gears and draws your focus straight into money, value, and what you're actually doing with your life.

♉️ You're nudged to embrace teamwork today. Sure, you can do it all yourself - but should you? Be real about what you can and can't handle.

For this grounded Earth sign, Gemini season is always chaotic af for me.

Anxiety is bad today - haven't had one of these days in a while.🫠

Not really happy about Samsung forcing AI usage into my phone when it's the last thing I asked for in an update. 🙄

30 years ago today, Bart Simpson got the “dud” while playing a game of Mystery Date with Milhouse and his parents. #TheSimpsons episode “Summer of 4 Ft. 2” first aired May 19, 1996.

30 years ago today, May 19, 1996, #TheSimpsons episode “Homerpalooza” first aired on Fox.

People forgot what the economy was like after Covid.

One of those days where I'm about to go Super Saiyan on the douche nozzles around me.

I just ate at a Friendly's for the first time in about twenty years. 😋

Tom Kane has sadly passed away at the age of 64. He was best known as the iconic narrator of ‘Star Wars: The Clone Wars’, as well as the voices of Yoda and Admiral Yularen. Kane also voiced Professor Utonium in ‘The Powerpuff Girls’.

Criminy, Mortal Kombat II sucked. What did they do to my boy Kung Lao?

27 years ago today, May 16, 1999, #TheSimpsons episode “Thirty Minutes over Tokyo,” the Season 10 finale, first aired on Fox.

18 years ago today, May 15, 2008, The Simpsons Ride officially opened at Universal Studios Florida, replacing Back to the Future: The Ride. #TheSimpsons

Igor Mykhaylovych Lytvynchuk, 38, from Seattle, was filmed throwing a large rock at a Hawaiian monk seal. When confronted, he said, “I’m rich. I can pay the fines.” He was arrested and faces up to two years in prison and $70K in fines. people.com/man-charged-...

31 years ago today, May 14, 1995, #TheSimpsons episode “Lemon of Troy” first aired on Fox.

37 years ago today, May 14, 1989, “TV Simpsons” — #TheSimpsons final short from The Tracey Ullman Show — first aired on Fox.

"Dad ? 😳"

When the hell did fucking GARDEN STATUES become so expensive? $180 for a fucking turtle statue?

Happy birthday to me.

We are fucking screwed. www.reuters.com/business/hea...

happy mother’s day to mother earth 🌎💙

I did my civic duty today and taught a 21 year old how to brew a pot of coffee.

Michelle Obama warned everyone. Kamala Harris warned everyone. Hillary Clinton warned everyone.

Just squished my first lanternfly nymph of the season.

Sigh. I really want to watch All Stars 11 but I told Paramount+ to go kick rocks.

I am legit concerned about the hantavirus and do not feel safe because this country is led by a complete fucking moron and a gaggle of sycophants.

I haven't even started my work day yet and I already want to go home. 😖

Most relatable comic of all time?

Fucking hantavirus - I cannot do this again, especially with that fucking piece of shit running things.

10 Reasons to Love Forests. 1.They produce our oxygen. 2.They absorb CO_2. 3.They host millions of species. 4.They prevent floods. 5.They stop soil erosion. 6.They cool the local climate. 7.They provide wood & fiber. 8.They offer recreation. 10.They improve mental health

Kurt Loder turns 81 today. We are old as fuck.

Happy Revenge of the 5th to those who celebrate.