Technologically advance a band: Florence is The Machine

Cum and porn to conservatives is like garlic and crosses to vampires.

It is fascinating that it only took 3 years for gaming industry to go from Doom to Half-Life Doom will forever be retro, while HL will forever be modern. 3 years is the fundamental divide between 20th and 21st century.

Irish folk songs 🍀

Wonderful review about what some call the „dawn of a new age". There is only one way against the Cringe and the nihilism of the memefied Groypers — and it's Furry!

Huff huff

Swedes have the best word for a computer: dator Just slides over your tongue. So much minimalism and subtleness, yet somehow manages to fully explain the thing even to those who don't know Swedish.

This reminds me of the photos I saw at the moma yesterday by Hal Fisher where he documented the semiotics of gay stereotypes.

this is money cat, repost to get money

I love Tumblr. I’ll just be scrolling and then see this…

41 and counting

Frodo being middle aged is the whole point! "Hobbit living in a hole" that's an average Tolkien reader: middle aged, introvert, inexperienced, socially awkward, unkempt mess of a person. What you should learn reading LotR is you HAVE to get out, connect with people, go to adventure, and touch ass

Ratatouille meets Time Variance Authority

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

I really hate the term "sideloading". I preferred the original term, which was "installing software on a computer that you own"

Internet wasn't always the trollbox! 🧵

happy windows95mas

EXCUSE ME????

Here's a good analogy for not being political. And also a sort of retelling Martin Niemöller's poem. (Translation in alt text)

climbing toward you for a kiss

On the left: places where people all over the world want to live in On the right: places where people live only because they can't leave

N - Budapest, Hungary - 2002 S - Athens, Greece - around 2003 E - Sofia, Bulgaria - 2015 W - Stuttgart, Germany - 2012 Who really needs traveling, when you have Google Street View to explore the world, and Internet to meet new people? Move information, not meat!

But mom I want to go visit Chernobyl NPP, it's so sad and cool and abandoned Mom: we have Chernobyl at home Chernobyl at home: www.reddit.com/r/serbia/s/Z...

UK: "WE MUST PROTECT THE KIDS AT ALL TIMES!!!" Meanwhile in Serbia: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OVY... Meanwhile in Gaza: ....

Today I am one year older than I was yesterday

Who's using Viber messenger? It seems like only the people of the Balkans are still on that crap software from mid 2010s, where messages arrive unreliably and at random, anywhere from 10 seconds to 2 hours.

Tron universe stands high above, beyond all Internet's jabber, light years away from the mire of memesphere and perpetual corporate reboots and cashcowing. It's your childhood preserved in amber, unsulled by the passing of years. It's the original Casio F-91W, built perfect from the day one.

Depending on the provider, these age checks (which would be costless if utilizing ISP-level content filtering until the account's verified as used only by an adult) can be like £0.25 a go. If a law comes in and immediately hands someone around 1.25 million a day, shouldn't that, uh... be looked at?

Some Lab Rats don't have a kingdom to come home to 🐀🏰 To raise awareness of animal adoption we're giving away three keys to Tails of Iron II: Whiskers of Winter. To win, simply like, repost and comment below.

Well, yeah, it's kinda weird when your day job seeps into the bedroom.

Every "Live in XYZ" album cover really just reads like "Come stay and live in our beautiful country XYZ"

Until the Epstein files are released, Everything is a distraction.

Unless you're offered 300K/yr careeer, there is zero (0) reason to live or move into the States. Nothing US makes is crucial for human survival. It is redundant.

@bsky.app needs a "I'm in a safe place" button which temporarily shows all NSFW media. Once you close the app or refresh the web browser, or like 5 minutes pass, it reverts back to click-to-reveal.

Lemme give you an example: In Serbia, 1 kg of raw wheat costs $0.15 at the farm. But in the city, one single 0.05 kg croissant costs $3.

Never change, England

EVEN IN DEATH, I SERVE THE OWOMNISIAH

You helped will this into existence, you know...

Switching to Linux is the only sensible choice. Once Windows drops below 80% all desktops, they'll either return "to the basics" or perish.

'The New American Gothic', Oil on Canvas by Criselda Vásquez

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If you turn up the AC thermostat a few degrees, you can help save the planet!

Stay with your parents as long as possible (unless they're abusive or want you out). Italians aren't stupid. Living with family is great. You save up all the money you'd instead waste on rent. You always have someone to talk to. And when you grow old, your family will take care of you in return.

Don't get fat and exercise often. Medical insurance companies love fat old people because they make more money off them. Also: retirement will be gone as a concept, so you'll have to keep a job until death. It'll be much easier if you're a healthy old man, than a weak old man.

The year is 2035. Gen X granny is reminding her Gen Beta kids to enjoy the classics of 1996 (the recipe is 40 years old).