I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999 I wanna buy a house like it’s 1999

I want all my friends on here 😩😩😩😭 i hate the musky app 😩

Same…

the way i would date me in a heartbeat, if the invent a cloning machine you will never see me on the dating market again

When yo room is freezing but you still need some fresh air

Ima eat it regardless cause I love chicken lmfao and ranch always.

It’s really storming out 😬

Ulta and Sephora easily.

Whoever created fake pockets I hope your socks are always wet.

this just unlocked a memory

shit errrbody !

Sometimes im tied of being mature and decide to take it to hell….

🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿

The kids menu been coming in clutch when I want some shit a la Carte

We don’t talk enough about the love language that is “you can smoke in here” when it’s cold outside.

SECURITY!!!!!!!

If you ever used AIM, Limewire or MySpace we welcome you #blackskyover30

optimist: the cup is half full pessimist: the cup is half empty me: which one of you bastards drank half my coffee

i’m an album girly playlists are cool but listening to an entire album in order, the way the artist intended? that’s where it’s at for me personally

Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.

Ignorance is bliss sometimes

My bed and I go together real bad

If you single stay single people out here apologizing for taking a nap 😵‍💫.

Walking away from someone who you know would be a good ol toxic time<<<<<<<<<< I commend the growth in it all but DAYUM I hate I’m missing out on that roller coaster!

That of course is the goal. The billionaire class has been jonesing for a flat tax since I was in high school. And I was in high school in the '80s.

Beystigmatism

big ole freak will NEVER get old

It’s giving cosmo and Wanda 💕💚

Wait did I spell it wrong #addtoblackskyover30

Snorting it like a line >

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Morning pee…then i decided to wake and back…and then i got hungry 😂😂

i cant kiss for to long i be ready to get active

All I want is the love of a healthy relationship and the sex of a toxic one 😩.

I have 397k followers on Twitter. I have 31k on Bluesky. My engagement is way higher on Bluesky.