George Carlin would never have taken blood money to perform comedy for a Saudi Arabian tyrant.

Nationalize all Golf Courses That way, when government shuts down, so does golf. You'll never see another shutdown again.

Spot on.

Fuck. If this isn’t me the past two years. 😅

Anybody want a shish keprostate? 😆😂

Gavin Newsom is being extraordinarily mean to Donald Trump. So I just sent him a donation.

The imperial boomerang is coming home.

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The US is deporting a journalist today Mario Guevara was live streaming ICE atrocities They grabbed him Detained him for 100 Days and are sending him to El Salvador without letting him say goodbye to his family The ACLU confirmed he was working in the US legally They’re attacking the free press

He's not just unfit to be president, he's unfit to be a human being. He’s unfit to be a carbon based life form. He’s a waste of cytoplasm.

"why don't the police arrest ICE?" same reason the SS didn't arrest the gestapo, dumbass

This sign wins the day 🏆

Same guy who declared bankruptcy 6 times shut down the U.S. government 4 times in 5 years of being President. They wanted him to run the government like his businesses and that’s exactly what he’s doing.

Fall is in the air.

Halloween season! 🎃 Flashbacks to last year's #Minterland crew! Watch the Origin 60sec video. Please share & donate → linktr.ee/Minterland www.youtube.com/shorts/uZkv6...

“Catch The Wave” by Ukranian pop-surrealist Anastasiia Atamanchuk (2020)

Washington Post dismantled the platform Jamal wrote on. Discarded the fellowship they created in his memory. They fired me unjustly for speaking the truth. But I’ll never stop talking about my friend, writer, and amazing human, Jamal Khashoggi. RIP, Jamal. open.substack.com/pub/karenatt...

"The least I can do is speak out for those who cannot speak for themselves" Rest easy Jane 🫶🏽

This is Denni. She took an unexpected babysitting shift when she found a baby koala in her yard. She cheerfully delivered the joey to her human, who put them back in the tree to be reunited with their mom. 14/10 (FB: Steve Lamplough)

Oh, that’s a good one.

The weekend is almost upon us, prepare the books and blankets! - Michael

A little scrungly but I could watch this all day. (Video: Cloud, an orange tabby and white kitten, and Nettle, a brown tabby kitten, scamper and pounce each other on top of a felt donut cat cave)

If this country was truly “pro-life,” we would have Medicare for All, a Green New Deal, gun reform, universal child care, and a living wage. The right-wing agenda isn’t about “life.” It’s about control.

Who TF is actually going to believe this was a suicide?

Remembering that one time I was in an uber in Paris and the driver played “Immortality” by Celine Dion on repeat for the whole 30 minute drive 😂😂😂

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They’re baaack. 🤣 Repairs and all…

BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador. Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.

Good morning spooky month fans!!!

I'll never forgive my fellow Americans for electing this utter piece of shit. They enabled an entire government full of the worst human beings imaginable and most Americans are too ignorant to even understand what they've done.

Barbra Streisand is joining Jane Fonda and 600+ entertainment figures in re-launching the Committee for the First Amendment. Fonda announced the revival of the organization, initially founded by her father, Henry Fonda. The organization was founded in the 1940s to defend free speech against fascism.

Done staring at a screen [professionally], I think I’ll relax by staring at a screen [recreationally]

PM of Albania having a good laugh with President of Azerbaijan and Macron about Trump repeatedly claiming that he ended the war between their two countries which were not at war with each other.

Swear her in.

“It actually doesn’t take much to be considered a difficult woman. That’s why there are so many of us.” ― Jane Goodall 💙 RIP to a real one. My childhood hero

Empathy + Action = A Better World Thank you, Jane Goodall

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The fact that paperwork processing and a the criminal justice system is involved when you have a burnt out headlight instead of the cop just replacing the bulb is absolutely insane to me.

91 years is a good long run for most but too short for someone like Jane Goodall. Damn.

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OMG look what Gemini/nano banana did! 🎃