Which brings me to my hot take: I have come around to thinking “Little Rabbit Foo Foo” was a failure. Foo Foo is supposed to be a monster but the melody makes him read as cool enough that misguided people see him as admirable. An amoral song that ages phenomenally poorly.

Oh no, not he, he never lost control

Unrealistic, he’s taking off his pants to shit

Too many people talking about Will Stancil, not enough talking about *Should* Stancil, imho

How do you think those southern cops used those giant fire hoses to spray down those civil rights marchers and their children? They didn’t just figure that out on their own

Greg Bovino won’t see your posts about him. He’ll try to, but his phone will flop forward onto him, pinning him to the ground. And he’ll stay there until he’s rescued by a family of magpies who carry him off to their nest and put him with their hatchlings & feed him regurgitated worms every morning.

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

ICE on ice needed the Blue Monday treatment

You know what happens when you pack a bunch of snowflakes together, right?

In our hands is placed a power greater than their hoarded gold, Greater than the might of armies, magnified a thousand-fold. We can bring to birth a new world from the ashes of the old For the union makes us strong. Solidarity forever, for the union makes us strong.

On the other hand, maybe if they make us treat Grok like a person, it could be put to death? (Hasn’t worked for corporations yet, but still)

He is also literally a rapper called Young Cardamom. youtu.be/DZ1OblYm5YY

Many such cases. Canada’s shittiest conservative media baron, Conrad Black, became an abolitionist after he actually went to jail himself. (He’s been pardoned now, so maybe he’s less keen.)

My Favorite Mutiny, Winning Time youtu.be/fZ_gFyB6GnA

Assigned Rafael at Birth

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

This is maybe the heart of the delusion. LLMs are still programs. You can hit “run,” you can hit “stop.” It’s like a video game with random, procedurally-generated maps. “We didn’t program it to do that exact map, it must be magic.” No, you did program it to do exactly what it’s doing.

Fuckos: I’m here to listen

*Kash Patel stumbles out of a chicken coop, covered in straw and sucking on an egg*

i think most of what goes wrong with US unions is labor law forcing balkanization and impeding organizing so you get narrow unions that negotiate work rules to protect turf rather than labor conditions you see much less of that when unionization rates are higher and unions more, ya know, unified

so like. is there a sirhan sirhan sirhan?

They were workshopping places to do a false flag and decided the dealerships cost too much (and people would claim the cars just “did that.”)

*seizing a sword and a really good sword-sharpening kit* “I’VE SAVED 98 TRILLION LIVES!!!”

Maybe Johnny Eggs. Ayyyyy!

Here’s a fun object lesson: no matter how smart & savvy you are (and are trying to demonstrate that you are), if you take someone’s point in bad enough faith, you can still look utterly ridiculous. “The DNC” here means “establishment Democrats,” not the political organ.

The Israel attack was self defense tho! Israel is just a little guy, a smol country. It's Israel's birthday!

@bencollins.bsky.social - this as an Onion headline. Gizza job?

This…fundamentally misunderstands the Gerry Connolly issue. It was less that he needed to resign specifically and more that he oughtn’t have been elected the senior Democrat on Oversight while actively pursuing treatment of a potentially (and sadly, ultimately) fatal cancer 🤷🏻‍♂️

Is it rude to call Alberta separatism a mass cocaine psychosis? I hope so

Da body! Da blood!

Black-letter Christians

Earlier versions of this post featured Władisław Planesthatdontfalloutofthesky and Malcolm Eggs

20 minutes ago, we had Bob Pope, Kash Patel, and Casey Means…

OOOOOOO, POPE PIZZABALLAAAAA

OK, maybe this is silly, but why do we need a pipeline to go to Quebec? If the pipeline just went to Ottawa, the oil could go the two frigging remaining hours to Montreal (and its port) on railway cars or tanker trucks or something, couldn’t it? Wouldn’t getting it direct to the GTA use a lot of it?

R&B Beyoncé cover of Guillotine would go hard

My Beatles? Shitty

ahh yeah here he comes. our little hotshot peanut little PP pierre poliviver. looks like he brought a dîner à emporter, smart

This joke works so well because either a) you’re a gaslighter and it’s true, or b) you’re not and it’s gaslighting

​In Houston 20 children attacked 3 Afghan Muslim girls wearing hijab, ripping their hijabs off, pulling their hair, and beating them unresponsive: www.youtube.com/shorts/FVDVs... National Corp media is ignoring this story. I will continue to report on it. Subscribe at www.qasimrashid.com/subscribe

Yeah, this is just a continuation of a thing Cory Doctorow said. If they’re going to treat the whole world like shit, why respect their parents and copyright laws? Fuck it, we ball. Pull an inverted Banting on those fucks

I keep hearing about Occam's Razor but don't really understand what it is. I bet it's just some guy named Occam who really loves shaving and bought himself a fancy blade that became a meme. That sounds like the simplest explanation.

I'm Mr. Beast and this is the Stanford Prison Experament

Wait, hold up. So is there a chance the US is going to be sending pro-Palestinian protestors…to prison camps in El Salvador…gleefully received by the *Palestinian* El Salvadoran President? Is Nayib Bukele cool with Trump using his father’s nationality as a punchline? What the fuck is going on