Love this! Well done @dalevince.com and the team.

So fucking true! >50% of the USA are the biggest shit stains in the world

You know its bad when the paedophile church wont visit the US until the paedophile president is no longer president.

There's not many better things in life than seeing liverpool get a good old spanking

Fucking love this. Its so good having a rational grown up running this country

If you didn't hear about this - and there's a whole media push to ensure you don't - for a good while on Wednesday, solar, wind and tidal power supplied 97.7% of the UK electricity supply. Instead you were probably lectured on how net zero is pie in the sky.

Food banks - specifically the 1,600 run by Trussel...just how busy are they? Here is the annual data for 2015 to 2025. Other than a blip due to the 1st year of COVID, usage went up in each full year under a Tory government. 2024 was half-Tory, half-Labour - and usage fell. 2025 fell even more.

Has Eddie been sacked yet? #NUFC #Eddieout

Does anyone still think Eddie howe is the man to take us forward? #howeout #nufc Surely even his wife and kids think its time for a change

I seriously expect howe to fall on his sword tonight. Hes not good enough. Tactically inept and clearly has the motivational ability of a sack of spuds

Happy clappers can fuck right off. Howe out #nufc

I fucking hate gordon #nufc

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Oh my God. What an absolute fiasco

This is why I dont think reform winning alot of council seats in may, or greens for that matter, is a particularly bad thing.

Fantastic council by-election result. Labour gain from Reform, with increased vote share for Labour. This is an area where Reform have been in charge for 10 months and it's seeing votes switching from Reform to Labour. Exactly as we said would happen when people experienced Reform!

Murton (Durham) Council By-Election Result: 🌹 LAB: 50.6% (+17.6) ➡️ RFM: 39.6% (-4.5) 🌍 GRN: 4.8% (New) 🌳 CON: 3.1% (-2.0) 🔶 LDM: 1.9% (-2.3) No Ind (-13.6) as previous. Labour GAIN from Reform. Changes w/ 2025.

Let’s stick to the facts: 📉Borrowing is down 🪙The fastest-growing European economy in the G7 ⬇️Inflation and interest rates are down, with rates cut six times 🛍️British retail sales up by 4.5% on the year The facts don't lie: Labour is delivering economic growth and stability.

Morning Matt Goodwin, We were looking at your pinned post and we have some questions, which we think the good people of Gorton and Denton deserve the answers to They shouldn't be too taxing for someone seeking to be their elected representative.... #GortonandDentonByElection

The people who are set to lose out while having a reform government are the same thickos who are going to vote them in. Oh the irony

Fucking sick of this england team. George ford is always so negative and slow. Genge is pathetic.

Well, CONGRATULATIONS President Zelensky! 😲🫢🤭😂

Wait til Melania hears about this. Ahahahahah filthy bastard.

And get gordon off, what a load of shite #nufc

Pope is finished. Absolute wank #nufc What the fuck is he trying to do there

Fuck sake, I hate to say Gordon's name on the team sheet. He could bang in 3 goals and id still hate him.

The year is 2073, Eddie Howe is 104 and still manager of NUFC as the club refuse to sack him because he won the mickey mouse cup in 2024/2025 season #nufc

#nufc Wonder what shitty lame excuse Eddie will come out with now. Seriously sick of them.

#nufc fucking sick of this shit! Eddie is done

England 43-7 up and theyve been shit.

Thoughts and prayers to scotland rugby today

Pity the media in U.K. ( Mason, LK, Rigby , Channel 4 .. Guardian etc ) , the opposition parties and the FEW Labour MPs making their own naked ambition to remove Starmer so clear , aren’t as reasoned and straightforward! She shames them all !!

I am proud to have voted tonight to lift children out of poverty in Manchester Central and across the country by scrapping the Tories’ two-child benefit cap, which pushed tens of thousands into poverty every year. Labour values in action.

This transfer has been an absolute flop and a disgrace. This is the time to be building and pushing on. Every transfer window is an opportunity. If you dont build you are slipping. Hard to see how we are showing the type of ambition to keep players like tonali, tino, hall and bruno #nufc

Interesting. This seems to have made it on to the business pages but not, yet, the front pages or to be headline news.

Don't worry as we are about the get bruno, joelinton and tino back from injuries We already have burn, botman and osula back So thats going to be like 6 new signings in January Thats how it works isn't it? #nufc

The stubbornness and belief that Eddie Howe has in a. His tactics, and b. Players is both commendable and stupid. He is just not the man to take us to the next level. We will always have games like PSV at home, but then sandwiched with dross like that #nufc

So annexing canada has died down, panama canal has quietened, venezuela is dying down, greenland is dying down. Whats the next deflection tactic going to be? Mexico, Cuba or Columbia? #Trump #epstein

The more I watch of barnes he is 95-97% garbage then pulls a worldie out every now and again He will probably get the 3rd goal #nufc

Didn't see starting line up before putting match on, and its taken 20mins to realise barnes is playing. Can tell its champs league too as gordon is chasing things down #nufc Happy though with 1-0 Joelinton has been class so far

🚨The Petition calling for by-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party is now closing on 77,000 signatures! Let’s get it to the 100,000 needed! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

The next target for bringing economic growth to the UK has been set by the government: with an aim of growing the £32bn education export industry to £40bn (a 25% growth). The new International Education Strategy will back providers to deliver UK education overseas in new & expanding markets. 1/6

🚨WOW! The Petition calling for by-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party now has almost 75,000 signatures! Let’s get it to the 100,000 needed! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

Frankly: it is ridiculous that Russia (population circa 145 million, awful demographics, GDP of about the same size as Italy) is a security threat to Europe that requires US help to manage. But it currently is. Reversing that is the first aim. And very very achievable.

🚨The Petition calling for by-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party now has 43,000 signatures! Let’s get the 100,000 needed! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

This makes no sense… An MP can wake up one morning, ditch the party you elected them for, & sign up to a completely different manifesto… No thanks If they defect to a different party, we should get a vote Sign the petition & help make that law. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

Just not our day #nufc

Harvey barnes has turned into Elanga To be fair he usually plays like Elanga, but then pops up with goals so barnes > elanga, but this is frustrating #nufc

🚨By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party - lets get this to the 100,000 signatures needed petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

PETITION: By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...