At a conference, managed to not have an actual meal for almost 3 days. Some hors d'oevres, plenty of drinks, bad coffee, but like no FOOD. Just ate a whole chicken parm sandwich at Bub & Pops and holy shit my guts are not happy

The YouTube algorithm is feeding me Man Man today and I am ECSTATIC

I have the same tailor as the vice president. I fucking hate that guy. I'm from Ohio, he's from Ohio, it's ok if I hate that guy. But seriously, he's a piece of shit.

LUMINARIES

If you haven't heard Carina Round, I suggest you start. youtu.be/cH9kEAV32Qo?...

I'm very good at what I do and I am kind of a luminary in my field. It's fuggin bizarre.

“assports”

Fascism only ends one way, folks. Apropos of nothing, today is the anniversary of Mussolini being shot.

@davidwain.bsky.social Wondering these days about 'Hypothetical Question'

No interest in subscribing to Paramount, but the last skit in this episode is apparently now an actual felony. www.paramountplus.com/shows/video/...

Hey DC Last night at the Hyattsville Crossing P10 bus bay our videographer’s camera bag and sd cards were stolen. We are asking for your help to get our footage back camera bag is black with red trimming. camera is a Panasonic LUMIX GH6 with a 50mm TT Artisan Lens. 4 64GB SD Cards 1 32GB SD Card

I just started watching this low budget horror film that opens on a shot of some grass and Venus flytraps. Immediately my brain goes, 'oh, this is set in North Carolina!'

Every time I'm offered an "AI Assistant" by some program or website, all I see in my mind's eye is Kevin from the 2016 Ghostbusters and I think it's spot on. A absolute useless simpleton who has gotten by because he seems attractive at a glance, but any amount of time with him will ensure chaos.

here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty

All in favor of a hard cap of age 75 for any government person? President, SCOTUS, Congress, anything? That's the age you gotta RETIRE. Which means if you're 73 and running for Congress you are a 1-term congressperson.

Ok but like, he was 80. These folks gotta retire.

I cannot believe I agree with the Cato Institute. This article is essentially just analysis, but you can read between the lines: this is stupid and inhumane. And stupid. www.cato.org/blog/uscis-c...

I play Overwatch, and I'm a Moira main. Maria has a little art tag, a "spray", that is a circular purple mandala with an eight pointed star in the middle. It looks like a butthole. I spray it before every game and spam the emotes "this area needs attention" "going in" and "this is to my liking"

Yeah so like... Do it. Just fucking go and do it. Humiliate the poor bastard. I know it's beneath you but you gotta take one for the team.

Unsurprisingly.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try." Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

Is there anybody out there

I've worked in immigration for almost 20 years and I can tell you that Catholic Charities is one of the most reliable networks out there. This is like cancelling a contract for clean water.

what’s funny about this is that tarantino wrote this “ezekiel 25:17“ for the film. it isn‘t actually in the bible. publicwitness.wordandway.org/p/hegseth-bo...

Update: sat in the chair for 20 minutes. Pharmacist hung out in the medical exam room with her college age son, just chatting. When she got out, chatted with a friend (clearly a regular customer) for 5 more minutes. When I finally got to talk to her it took 3 seconds to straighten things out.

My kid's prescription has been hanging at the pharmacy for 2 weeks. Today they told me they are "still working on it." His meds run out tomorrow. When I pushed back I was required to sit in the chair. I feel like it's the principal's office.

Anybody who fell in the Kpop Demon Hunters soup this past year should really listen to Audrey Nuna's solo stuff.

Finished 'Julia' by @sannewman.bsky.social on the train back from NYC. It's a telling of 1984 from the perspective of the eponymous Julia, a young member of The Party who gets swept into plots and shit goes terribly for everyone.

This article thoroughly explains its headline in a too-nerdy way, but it is dead on. Would be cool if someone could package this in a way to make people understand that the immigration ban isn't just 'the bad ones.' It's everyone. It's the spouses and children of US citizens, doctors, students...

Yes I know the guy that won in Hungary is also a fucking bastard, but for Orban and Vance to eat SO MUCH SHIT makes my day.

Haha, eat shit Vance.

NYT out here making the VP look like a good guy. Watch out and don't forget Vance is a conspiracy nut, misogynist, and all around whackjob. How JD Vance Tried and Failed to End the War in Iran That He Opposed - The New York Times share.google/lzUbH1MavNzM...

It's always kind of demoralizing seeing how powerful people on the left are absolutely shamed and driven out of public life for essentially moral failings, mostly stupid sex stuff, while the right, which crows constantly about morality and family values continually elects and defends these creatures

Chicago friends, go check out @soengery.bsky.social this weekend. @georgedemet.com you should get one for a belated birthday present to yourself.

Reminding myself and everyone again that it is both fun and cool that we've got people flying around the moon and also hate that. youtu.be/goh2x_G0ct4?...

Gas stations in my neighborhood frantically trying to figure out how much we can be gouged. Saw price applications of almost $1 /gal in about 2 miles.

ever wondered about what ranking officers in the us civil war were like? good news. there's not that many types of them. here you go

I wonder if we can popularize "3/15/-44" or just "3/15" as a coded rallying cry in these times.

Add food to a movie title. War Hot Dogs

ALL GOO, NO EGG

Happy Spring Fox! He comes around every year to change your clocks and steal your socks! He hides eggs and gives you chocolate bunnies so you can learn to hunt like he does! #springfox #stealsyoursocks

War is bad. Books are good.

Going to take weeks for my news algorithm to purge the AF stories

I'm new here but... My work phone is an iPhone and the screen cracked when my cat walked across it. I understand this is common.

My 12yo child has pitched a D&D character who is half-centaur, half-minotaur, and is just a talking horse. He has a sister who is apparently a normal human but has an unfortunate laugh.

Be careful folks, today is April Fool's Day, which means that the internet will be rife with misinformation and posts designed to deceive. Don't worry though, tomorrow we will be back to normal, and the internet will be rife with misinformation and posts designed to deceive.

Maybe the best development on the internet in recent years is our collective acknowledgement that April Fools Day sucks assssss.

I feel like April Fools stopped being fun in the first Trump admin. Definitely when the COVID pandemic hit. I was reading about people dying en masse in NYC and then there was something about Garfield the Musical or some shit and I just couldn't.

This is wonderful. The head of the platform comes out and earnestly explains why they did a thing that is controversial. Nearly everyone piles on with criticisms of the choice and the person and the platform. However every one of them will die to defend this place. This is to my liking.

fellas is it gay to have a war plan