New sleeping position achievement unlocked

"gonna finger bang bang you / into my life"

Nominative determinism is one of the dumber pseudoscientific beliefs, but man that broken clock may be on the right time here.

Hit dog will holler about how he could be the biggest pedo in the world all on his own but it’s boring actually because he’s too smart for that

Ctrl+F on fox news dot com right now

After I went on Nextdoor dot com and searched for “ICE”

I would pay real money to read an Anthony Lane review of this one.

tennis

They could probably hide the Epstein files in Melania’s new documentary.

Ask and ye shall receive. Thanks, Boss

Last crusade beat of the three Indy movies don’t at me

Ezra.

I’m happy for @lukeoneil47.bsky.social and not one other person

Singer-songwriter Lucinda Williams tapped into America's current period of struggle on her latest album, a collection of protest songs called "World's Gone Wrong."

“Rockin thighs, bro!”

Paul Skenes of pro squash

My “Not involved in the Fourth Reich” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

My father weighing in on broadcast quality.

Stroud, you gotta hold the B button down a little longer on those tosses buddy.

CJ Stroud is broken.

For anyone wondering, yes, I have Chosen Love.

Dem boyz

TFW I’m straight causin a ruckus

Maybe Kate McKinnon could sing another piano song.

Not quite “our nation turns its lonely eyes to you” time here or even if this would be the guy, but Jesus, Bruce, throw is a bone here. The past week makes 41 Shots seem goddamn quaint.

I know TV isn’t real but there’s only so many times one can watch suits and not suspend disbelief when a character takes what must have been a 37 minute cab ride to hold a 26 second conversation then turn around and walk out with no clear resolution or next steps.

Eddie.

Did the standard check in on my 12-year-old’s texts yesterday and when asked if he liked her, he told a girl “lowkey no”.

Aikman just called losing in the first round “demortalizing”.

As an aging man who developed this opinion solidly into adulthood I will never not abandon the “they never call false start on early drops into pass protection anymore” take.

SMOKE EM IF YOU GOT EM

Love how folks can simultaneously be avid bootlickers while being anti-government because they may “take our guns”. Bitch, these ARE the same people who would take your guns. You think they’re gonna send the Department of the Interior?

So great to have been on the right side of history when thinking that the Boston Massacre was rad and lit, actually.