You can just say things.

whats truly amazing is the “resistance” frauds in the “opposition party” are more for this war crime than theyve been about universal healthcare, forgiving student debt, defending protesters, passing a livable wage, stopping trump judges, securing the election. the warcrimes uniparty always wins.

he’s gonna audibly shit himself during the state of the union and vance and johnson will still run cover for him all day tomorrow. and the “liberal media” wont even bother to talk about it during their gin up to war w iran. even though “the shart heard round the world” will be right there for them.

Britt started watching love story so now im watching love story and a few thoughts… I havent smoked cigarettes in decades maybe, but ive never wanted to smoke cigarettes more in my life. these people are all too attractive to be real. they did daryl hannah diiiiiirrty. does anyone have a cigarette?

Every single element of life is either more deadly, more expensive or more inconvenient (often all three) today than it’s been in decades & it’s purely because our robber baron overlords decided to dedicate the entirety of the US apparatus to doing barbaric & culturally suicidal white nationalism

Indiana Jones & the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. My brother & i were getting texts from our older brother from the theater while he was watching it. We were not at all planning on seeing it but there was so much rage in his texts we had to go, just as a joke. Even w that intro, i still left furious

Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?

This is some genuinely psycho shit...

"Why are you protecting pedophiles?" PAM BONDI:

yeah bro, it is the dancing that is disgusting for the kids

"Jeffrey Epstein's island simply happened to be on my way to where I was going on my yacht" is such a simple and relatable explanation that could happen to anyone

People are calling Kid Rock’s halftime show Klanchella 💀

trey had dancers do this after tab in like 2002 at radio city and it was awesome and we raged outside and it was fun just like bad bunny was fun but only one killed your racist uncle lmao

at least the ads were also awful

is it legal to execute your own offensive line?

this is karmic payback for Robert Kraft using Epsteins lawyer to get him off for prostitution & destruction of the rub & tug tapes, for letting the Pats plane be used for ICE operations, for giving a million $ to Trumps inaugural, for opposing BDS… I love the Pats but despite the glow, RKK is gross.

theres still hope for a shart attack guys!

1 first down since the first quarter but at least bad bunny killed your uncle from Somerville

milton finally getting it.

maye will eventually have a good playoff game this season

Bad Bunny broke Twitter with that amazing halftime show

He lost me after ¿Donde esta la biblioteca? thanks a lot Classical High School in Providence, RI

using charlie kirks obituary to cover my erection to own the libs

collinsworth is gonna give me a stroke

when do the good ads start?

Britt sitting next to me completely uninterested in anything that isnt Bad Bunny. Although she does love football porn from the announcers. She could. not. handle. “Thinking about coming in the slot” Like i lost her for a few minutes.

This country is such a fucking mistake.

Super Bowl LX Begins With Moment Of Silence For Failed Bay Area Startups

The Pentagon hasnt passed an audit in 30 years.

all the pats fans booing eli manning i fucking love it lmao

i hope bad bunny stops his heart and he has one last shart and then its over. if there is a god this is how it goes down.

Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries. One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home. Abolish the billionaire class:

We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

i know it is a waste of breath but if biden had shit his pants live in a room full of cameras would it be covered this little?

BARI WEISS: I think it's so telling. Liberals only want to talk about the bad bunny. Whereas rational people like you and me, I think, people who can agree to disagree, we want to talk about the good bunny. BILLIONAIRE CHILD RAPIST: [nodding]

This is like a dark version of a Seinfeld episode when all the storylines dovetail together.

its honestly funny that they honored the guy from sanford & son but not bob weir. i blame fish, but maybe trey. he’s tapped in to the scene so he prob saw all the covers & didnt want to repeat what other bands did. but for the post show music not to be one more saturday night? shame phish inc, shame

and the best venues ever in a row tour rolls on, hampton, msg, mexico, sphere… summer needs to open on the moon or bob weir’s house, or at the very least the gorge to keep the streak alive! . . . . . . . (i know its like some arena in wisconsin but humor me)

wait did keith die?

One More Saturday night actually makes the most sense come on “boys” this is it

i take it back starting early is great lets have two amazing 90+ min sets all good

like if there was an assembly line of demonic cyborgs it would sound like this im just saying

ASIHTOSBASOS60MINSOMFG

omg tab dc 1999 ooh child tease

we have entered the cyborg assembly line portion of the show