Sam
@phichigan.bsky.social
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Facts all come with points of view
Feel like the Spurs have led 90% of playing time and won ::checks notes:: 1 game
10 days ago
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Nobody wants to have kids anymore because of shartphones
10 days ago
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Get the fuck up you wanker
11 days ago
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Rubio hates immigrants so much because he has the ears of a sub Saharan African elephant 👂
11 days ago
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OH FUCK MY ANKLE’S BROKEN! No wait I’m fine ::jogs along::
11 days ago
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Floppers are chompers Chompers are floppers
11 days ago
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I wouldn’t play defense either if I can lazily draw an offsides
11 days ago
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They should get russia to do a drone show during that ufc fight
26 days ago
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Ya know what prevents 20pt leads and makes the nba watchable? Defense
28 days ago
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Depresh sesh
about 1 month ago
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🎶the industry plant into rock!🎶
about 1 month ago
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Sam
Sittin’ on the Doc of the Hackenbush
about 1 month ago
WHERE DO I VOTE
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I think the reason we haven’t successfully simulated the spark of life in the lab is because it’s dependent on frequent asteroid/comet impacts
about 1 month ago
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Huge JT putt to post. I think -7 or -8 will win it but still
about 1 month ago
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I think I’m officially desensitized to the existential dread
about 1 month ago
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Schmid is mid
about 1 month ago
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Sports can be problematic, sure, but at least it has authentic human drama and emotion. You know what doesn’t? Reality TV 🚮
about 1 month ago
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This chickenshit butchered my parents one by one right in front of me. It’s only fair that I get the chance to murder and dethrone him
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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🚨🚨🚨 WHITE PELICANS ON LAKE MICHIGAN THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨🚨🚨
about 1 month ago
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Scottie Scheffler get bent with yer aw shucks bible bonkin bullshit
about 1 month ago
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A golfer named Schmid is too hilarious to comprehend
about 1 month ago
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America farced
about 1 month ago
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Haven’t felt this sad, enraged, and hopeless since mom died
about 1 month ago
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I love that you’re always one step ahead and everything works out for you, extremely online person I don’t know
about 1 month ago
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They’re pumping and dumping the global stock market
about 1 month ago
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Tried to make a fanta virus joke involving juggalos but I guess they love faygo 😒
about 1 month ago
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Fight me, jesus
about 1 month ago
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I coulda bought my own house if it weren’t for Jon Fishman
about 2 months ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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Says the guy allergic to his own nut
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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No repees
about 2 months ago
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Took a red eye to Charleston to help my buddy move because why not
about 2 months ago
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reposted by
Sam
s🍣th
about 2 months ago
I fucking love
@phichigan.bsky.social
. So great to wrage that whole show with you my man 🫶
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I’ve been wading in the sloppy sea
about 2 months ago
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loading . . .
about 2 months ago
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It’s Night Zero all over again 😵💫
about 2 months ago
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Turned to my buddy during Bug and said, “You ready for the First Tube?” He lifts his leg, slaps the side of his Hokas, and says, “Fuck yeah, I’m ready” 💀
about 2 months ago
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BEST NIGHT OF MY FUCKING LIFE
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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Now’s the only time you’re allowed to woo tonight btw
2 months ago
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Fish said NO
2 months ago
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Shphere is Yiddish for “doing drugs inside an orb”
2 months ago
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Dork Puddle
2 months ago
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After Tube they didn’t start taking off their instruments so I yelled, “Oh, there’s more???” followed by, “Ah fuck, I didn’t mean More!!!”
2 months ago
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Can’t believe they passed around the collection plate during More ⛪️
2 months ago
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2 months ago
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Maybe so and maybe slop
2 months ago
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Might move to the high desert simply because my hair looks amazing
2 months ago
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Hummingbirb at the pool! 😍
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2 months ago
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