Tour comes at ya fast

Sleep ended at 9:11

These 4 days just popped up fyi

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Chasing a

Can’t believe this flight to JFK actually happened

😍

Merry Christmas! Hope you all have a great day!

On fire for christmas 🥵

::drowsy Don Henley voice:: 🎶all he wants to do is sleep sleep🎶

This is all so stupid and I hate it.

Shartichoke

Forever chasing a Chalkdust in nitrous voice

The bluegrass virtuoso brings back the spirit of Tiny Desk's early days: fewer microphones to capture "the way these instruments are meant to sound." n.pr/3KD1SiI

Did you know camels originally evolved in North America?

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Scale means I need to make as much money off this before anyone realizes my terrible secret

I take it back, a Hoosier is that fucking derp of a quarterback 🙄

I love the fact that nobody knows what Hoosier means

SHANK!!!

Buckeyes are poisonous btw. They couldn’t even name their team after an edible nut

I always get a little sentimental thinking about being 8 yrs old and helping move my sister down to Bloomington for her freshman year 🥹

Oh shit they’re playin John Cougar Hoosier Mellencamp

Columbus calls ICE on Mendozas

You can’t understand a single person with a microphone, this is the best broadcast ever!

Go Cuckeyes!!!

Star Spangled Wanker

I hear ya loud n clear

It’s official!!! youtu.be/lj6pqFTLCjQ?...

There comes a point in life where you look “god” right in the eyes and say if you’re gonna end it, end it. If not, get the fuck out of my way

Artificial intelligence is not a thing btw

They’re calling him the world’s most sober man:

Trey’s a bit late on this marketing and not nearly his wook demographic

These “champions of 21st century industry” couldn’t keep a puppy alive

Pete Hagueseth

The Wizard of Oz is playing TWICE each day before these Sphere shows. This run’s official title is Dork Side of the Moon

Those three weekends Phish is gonna play along to the ai Wizard Of Oz visuals but not sync up in any meaningful fashion

This is absolutely an ode to Cher. He’s in the spot where he sang with her, which is also the last time he’s been on that stage until this run

Push On ‘Til The Day makes me wanna run through the champagne room wall at Divided Thighs™️

Trey closing the benefit shows for his drug rehabilitation center with the most coked out song ever is fucking phenomenal

A Burlington strip club called Divided Thighs

All I wanted was to play along happily, I didn’t expect to do it while bawling uncontrollably to that Traffic Light. I guess if it’s gotta come out, it’s gotta come out

After watching the polymarket dweeb, I’m 100% convinced a basic human emotion fMRI test should be required to be a CEO. That fuckstick is a full blown sociopath

I got a cutaway Circle Strings acoustic because I thought Trey did not have a cutaway Circle Strings acoustic 🤦‍♂️

Don’t wanna be an insufferable dork and make a shirt saying, “Why Haven’t You Played First Tube > Tube > Last Tube Yet?”

Jirqin in circles, jirq in a straight line