Happy Mother's Day 💐🐝 #Pokemon #Vespiquen #Combee

My bones are appeased. They've stopped threatening to hatch... For now. Someday, but not now. Time to finish fridging homemade pickles, then bedrest for the evening o7

This just in: eating 12 Pizza Pops in 24 hours - unwise? Seems so, according to eyewitness report from poster.

Since hungry, I post about food. Leftover oatmeal is notoriously... Not Great™️. Its overthickened with starch. BUT Lemme tell you pancakes make with leftover oatmeal? That's a whole new thing and I love 'em. Let 'em cool so the texture gets more even, and I found they taste better than standard!

Fun D&D hack, make people in town good to folks. When the philantropist was reported missing 'cause his horse came back alone, late, I didn't expect someone to yell I CAST SPEAK WITH ANIMALS AND COMFORT THE HORSE. I could hear their hearts breaking when horse said "They took dad... I'm scared..."

Today I ran D&D for the first time in years.. Party was a twink archer, a smol queen, a busty redhead lass, and two women over 7 feel tall. I think my party is trying to kill my gay ass lmao

Oh thank god, seems the AI bro finally gave up for a bit. Whew.

Ok so it turns out I need to watch more period pieces. If anyone wants a French Revolution era show with a MC who's an inspiration to D&D social rogues everywhere, The Scarlet Pimpernell.

I noticed Discord still has their spooky sounds and tbh I appreciate the Halloween season creeping forwards WAY MORE than the ever-earlier advance of Christmas. With any luck, someday when people say "Happy Holidays" it more means Halloween.

Reminder to folks in Northern hemisphere: If root veg is affordable, it's healthy and makes a great huge tray of varied veg. The leftovers? Puree it with walnuts, spices, oil, whatever seasonings your heart desires, and serve on pasta - pesto-style! Is tasty.

My friend and Inwere talking about the difficulty curve in cooking vegan food and how vegan food can be good of its own right, ifc. I mentioned how learning more techniques to cook with is a good thing and he said #GetGoodScrub #GetsGoodGrub

Given September 11th just passed, I'm thinking ahead. Thinking of the irony of the inevitable celebrations of the end of WW2. November 11th will feel extra-weird this year.

I don't often do much on social media And I post pretty rarely And don't tend to make posts to complain, or express negative feels ... But man cities are hell, I miss living in a bog over city life.

Hey! Have you seen the new Isekai "Holy shit! I Died and was Reincarnated as a Sloth!?!" Season One is a bit long, five months if you binge it, but it's soooo good! It's a slow burn! They have to do a lot of ground work. I can't wait for Season Two! Comes out in eight years. Counting the days!

Finally watching Castle in the Sky! Solid candidate for fave Ghibli movie. The action is campy, the men are himbos, the engineers look like Robotnik, the music is PS1 Final Fantasy era, the legally-distinct Nazis are the obvious villains, the food looks delicious... Everything is as it should be.

Good morning 🌞

The LGBT+ urge to be a Herbo and flex at friends as a vehicle to change topic needlessly.

❌ You fidget ✅ You have an idle animation

Who wants to hear a nuanced take too late I think preserving food is good. Dry fruit, jerky, fruit leather, yom. Salted kippers, pickling, hell yeah. Frozen and canned food is just fine. Even chemical preservatives, hey, better than mold. Because I'm against *food waste*, w/ food insecurity rampant.

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

The latently bisexual urge to have a third nap today despite plans happening in 15 minutes... (Dw I don't actually assign this as bihavior but I am gay and tired)

"iT's bAsIc bIoLoGy" - hate to tell you but advanced biology gies way deeper and corrects the general, basic knowledge. Do you take basic algebra and ignore the existence of statistics- OH GOD OH NO IT MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE IT'S TOO REAL PUT IT BACK

Heu folks! Friendly reminder! This MSG take is not arguing on the internet! I'm issuing information, and encouraging folks to omit it if they don't like it. It's not a toxin in the same way water isn't USUALLY is! If people like it, they like it! If your mouth no likey, don't add it to your dish!

Hi folks! "Hot" MSG accuracy take! It's salt plus glutamic acid! It's sometimes extracted from seaweed. Salt a tomato, it's got MSG now! She didn't "nEeD mSg" to make this hella delicious, but MSG makes it better for her, sure! She used yuzu kosho (~ hot pepper citrus paste) as well! Sounds hella! 🧵

The red flags of quackery

My partner got weirded out by how much my new calathea plant wiggles during the day, so of course I had to capture an 11 hour timelapse of it wiggling.

Since people tend to like my pickles, here's things you can pickle! Hardboiled eggs, garlic, cucumbers (esp overripe garden ones!), parboiled eggplant (peel it first), cut up peppers, onions (esp red!), carrots (cut thin), chopped cabbage, zucchini (cut out seeds, extra good). Save our bumper crops!

Random thought floated into my head. I haven't seen any She-Hulk media at all apart fron GIFs. ... Is She-Hulk a Herbo?

This headline goes hard.

"sTaR tReK iS bEcOmInG wOkE" Ice cold, wildly incorrect take. 'Rehabilitating prisoners without actually helping them is itself criminal' seems to be the vibe of Star Trek, The Original Series, Season 01 Episode 10. MY DUDES THEY ALWAYS WERE TALKING THE RIGHT IDEAS PAY ATTENTION

The mose bewildering experience of all is to go to bed when it's still daylight and sleep little enough that when you wake up it's morning instead of evening. I thought I'd just had a nap and then I realized it was 8AM. I might just get a coffee and see what happens.

And yet it sounds likely @schumer.senate.gov and the rest of the invertebrates are going to let them pass it anyway just to avoid it. The rule of law is out the window and democratic leadership is worried about how they look. WTAF? It was a good run, America, but Kruschev seems to have won. #Krasnov

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Upon further consideration, Die Hard and Home Alone being argues for or against being Christmas movies is besides the point... They're One Man Army movies. Set at Christmas. Christmas enables them to be One Man Armies, thus they are Christmas-movie-adjacent One Man Army movies.

Hey folks? I'll go to Mars for ya. I'd miss hugs but think of all the science I can do! "You'll miss human contact!" Idk, will I? (Aside from hugs) "It's one-way, we can't bring you back to Earth!" I'm already sold, no need to add icing to the cake. THINK OF ALL THE SCIENCE I COULD DO.

People can work from home. We don't need offices. People can't live at work. We need homes.

I’m writing about all the things I ought to do before I die. It’s called an oughtobiography.

Straights really do portray gays and lesbians in media as relentlessly hitting on you no matter what or no katter what your orientation is... Then hit on us lesbians to be like "c'mon babe you'd love a "real man" (quotes are my editorialization) like me" And expect us not to notice...

We are experiencing an assault on science unparalleled by anything I’ve seen in my life. It’s not one issue or another anymore, the entire institution is under attack by the most powerful individuals in the country. This Friday, where will you be? standupforscience2025.org

Any Foley artists need crackling and popping noises for falling damage? My rates are great.

I did the dang thing.

Kindly reminder, Ontarians: If the Conservative parties cared about their workers... They'd have adequate healthcare to prevent sick day usage. Have enough sick days to prevent needlessly coming in sick. Care about unions to ensure their workforce is fairly represented. Quite the opposite, no?

Exhausted Friends Slowly Realize They Were Playing Board Game Wrong Entire 6 Hours

Hey, while we're at it, folks - let's all remember that statistics, charts, heatmaps, and quotes are all tools. They're very useful in demonstrating a point, but we have to be aware of the context they were generated in. This is why critical thinking, math skills, and providing sources are so key.

#NeverPoilievre #NeverVoteConservative #DontLetItHappenHere #SecurityClearance #WomenAgainstPoilievre