Final show.. and Stephen Colbert kept it classy He didn't have to Yes there were a few digs, but he really held his head held high And the opportunity to stand on stage, in the Ed Sullivan Theatre, and sing a song with Sir Paul McCartney is a beautiful reward for his professionalism #Colbert

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This is Keaton 🐈‍⬛ I have 12 foot ceilings No, there is no easy access - those bins are basically Jenga 🤨 I have had many B&W cats in my life They have all been exceptionally smart, problem solving opportunists This cat is not a Tuxedo This cat is Orange #Catsky #LifeWithFelines

Here's a life lesson for anyone in sales jumping on the new follow-ups via Text bandwagon Now this is just a thought, but it's likely to go a whole lot better if you get the name of the person you're texting right No, you don't get points if you at least have the right household #Sales #Hyundai

Yesterday, a new generation of civil rights activists marched from Selma to Montgomery to fight for voting rights. As states across the country try to make it harder for citizens to be heard, we need to learn the lessons of those who came before us and refuse to take our democracy for granted.

Forbes (@forbes.com) has written a posted what is apparently a very good analysis is DJT's trip to China, and the fact Xi started the visit by insulting Donny to his face —who nodded I haven't read it because it's behind a paywall So here y'all go deanblundell.substack.com/p/xi-jinping...

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👏 ❤️ Yep If there's one thing Dougie knows, it's Developers 😉 The NCC should get a list from him - so they'll know which Tenders to automatically toss into the shredder (The raccoon is a lovely touch)

I just watched a sweet little vid that was ruined because someone decided it needed a cutesweet emotionally manipulative soundtrack If you think people are too stupid to go "AWWW 🥹, Baby Animal" without sappy music, could you, please - I'm begging here LISTEN TO THE LYRICS FIRST? #Context

🍜 Semi technical Question for Traeger People (aka, my fellow cultists) I have an older model, so not much by way of bells & whistles, but has Traeger, or anyone perfected a way of doing easily changing from one flavour of pellets to another? #Treager #WoodSmokers #PelletGrills

Something fun I do want to send them a note: every Canadian over a certain age instantly recognizes the White-throated Sparrow Their song was heard in the intro to the Canadian Wildlife Services vignettes we all grew up with www.allaboutbirds.org/news/30-mnem...

Thoughts and prayers (read through the comments 😂)

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Between this, and his vow to never sleep with a vaccinated "woman", we're doing very well on the whole TateHate issue 🇨🇦

Let's hope Ford isn't taking notes

If you think it through, this is actually a very "full circle" way for the HBC legacy to finish up

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Um.. Okay, I've been reading too much Beaverton; my first visual wasn't ,um, kind, to AC Still, I suppose there are worse ways to spend 27 hours trapped in a aluminum tube Though bunkbeds brought to mind every prison and slasher-in-the-woods film cliché imaginable globalnews.ca/news/1181875...

Okay I'm pretty sure I've seen this movie. It never ends well for anyone This isn't dystopia, Thiel wants his own, no doubt extremely f'ed up, version of Bacchanalia (I can't feel bad for Danzeisen; he made his bed But he's not MAGA, so I wonder if that marriage bed is a happy one) #PeterThiel

If you don't know the history of this film, it's a bizzare mix of not jut bad, but outright incomprehensible, corporate decisions. It's been sitting, completed, for almost 4 years. Everyone who has seen it has given it high praise, calling it brilliant #Ketchup

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry 🎉 🥳 ❤️🌹 Love, a longtime fan #TimCurry youtu.be/P3VKRQr9Img?...

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Today's Agenda: > busy but not insane 😵‍💫 Today's Weather: > warm, but watch for squirrels treading water😶‍🌫️ Today's Mood: > utterly uninspired, 😮‍💨 ...but improving 😂😂 I was trying to find a recipe I'd saved off you tube (Chilli Crisp) and tripped over this #IAmCanadian youtube.com/shorts/qyyfF...

Great Maybe, if we have testicles, the more misogynistic leaders of our Patriarchal infrastructure will start to consider that females might be sentient

Well I was going to rant about drivers (Turn-SIGNAL ~~ The key word is SIGNAL~~ *You* know where you're going, the clicky thing is to give *other drivers* a subtle hint) But instead, here's an Awww palette cleanser: Something to remind you there might be a tiny bit of hope youtu.be/asEFnZ0nwCc?...

The dichotomy of needing to actually take a moment to remember that Iran is neither peaceful, nor innocent, is making my head explode The devil or the deep blue sea isn't a choice Trump & Bibi vs everyone is nightmare with no end, and a scenario with no winners

I placed an Online order from a store that is 67km away FedEx picked it up, took it to its local distribution center, aprox 25km in the wrong direction ... and then instead of delivering it to me, sent it to another distribution center 190km East - which again in the wrong direction ... 2

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Dear America Fool me once.....

👍 ... I suppose they check for stowaways 😮‍💨

Okay, no Yes, it's fascinating. As Biology As Communication As "Seriously why TF are we worried about AI?" Still, I did not need to know this Oh well Between the Seperatists and the Ostriches, the Urine Enthusiasts have been strangely silent #Science #AVKArchives www.earth.com/news/forest-...

The people who NEED to see this will either ignore it, never understand it if they do see it It'll be written off as a Left Wing Hoax, and because history is written by the survivors, the misinformation cycle will continue They brought back Polio after all #Antivaxxors

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This is insane www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...

Yo! Canadians 🇨🇦 ... and honorary Canadians Who's made it to Hey! Cafe? I can't find anyone

"Sir nothing we've done, including start a war and sending half the planet into chaos has worked" "How about Aliens? Have we tried Aliens? Everybody loves UFOs, we should try that, have you seen the Ballroom? It's going to be the best one ever" #Epstein www.avclub.com/u-s-governme...

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"I'm sorry you were hurt" "I'm sorry I hurt you" How can some people not grasp there is a magnitude of difference between those two sentences? And how is it my responsibility to fix it? Why do I need to be "bigger"? Forgiveness and Positivity can be toxic Especially when used as a bludgeon

My current clower of cats are about as subtle as a dump truck at High Tea, so I just can't get a good "There is No Cat" photo That being said... There is no insect in the picture?:

🍜 Warning...😮‍💨 It's been almost two weeks since the last Salmonella related Pistachio recall Plus, the last few dozen have been Pistachio adjacent - cake, chocolate, baklava😭 You might be thinking it's safe to go back into the water New Pistachio related product recall — It's for Aflatoxin ☠️

I've been told this is a "Thing" I gotta ask..... Why? #Food (@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social)

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I'm seriously overtired A couple of JW's came by to invite me to the "Memorial of the Death of Jesus" It actually took a minutes before my brain went from "Trump bombed Bethlehem?" to "Oh, right, Easter" I don't *think* I said it out loud ...but they pretty much tossed a pamphlet at me, and ran

Question -when did bed frames get so goddammed ugly? I'm not looking for some elaborate Regency heirloom, hand carved by enslaved fairies But padded green corduroy? Barnboard slats?? 🫪...Is that Naugahide??? At least it's something different to dwell on #IHateShopping #FirstWorldProblem

He declared all of Lake's actions over the past year to be null and void, including the layoffs of more than 1,000 journalists and staffers. n.pr/4sy0uhE

That last line... Yeah