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I'm seriously overtired A couple of JW's came by to invite me to the "Memorial of the Death of Jesus" It actually took a minutes before my brain went from "Trump bombed Bethlehem?" to "Oh, right, Easter" I don't *think* I said it out loud ...but they pretty much tossed a pamphlet at me, and ran

Question -when did bed frames get so goddammed ugly? I'm not looking for some elaborate Regency heirloom, hand carved by enslaved fairies But padded green corduroy? Barnboard slats?? 🫪...Is that Naugahide??? At least it's something different to dwell on #IHateShopping #FirstWorldProblem

He declared all of Lake's actions over the past year to be null and void, including the layoffs of more than 1,000 journalists and staffers. n.pr/4sy0uhE

That last line... Yeah

You can easily tell the ones who are Morning People this time of year We're the ones wandering around in the 🤬 dark growing under our breath, and generally giving off a slight 'homicidal' vibe <I was This 🤬 Close 🤏 to seeing the sun in the morning> #FkDST #Sunrise #MorningPeople

Is it just me, and the age group I hang with, or has Alzheimer's become the New Autism? I spent years fighting Antivaxxors, dealing with the Gospel of St Wakefield, and trying to explain "Changed Diagnostic Criteria" in terms a toddler could understand But lately it's all dementia all the time

Depressingly on target

Wow😅

OMG! DANGER DANGER Parents, you must be vigilant Police are issuing warnings after a kid in Georgia was found to have a can of lemon flavoured vodka instead of lemonade in his lunch Alcohol in schools will not be tolerated! ...how do these people not literally choke to death on the irony? #Guns

Question for @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social, and fans Does anyone remember a product from about 25-30 years ago that were basically bite sized Chicken Kievs? They were frozen, somewhere between nugget and popcorn chicken sized, and were in the appetizer section #ForgottenFood

I just learned someone I used to know died at the end of January My first thought was "Good Riddence, if decades too late" I'm not glad they're dead But it's one less piece of baggage for me, and a little more oxygen for the rest of you If that means I'm not a good person, so be it Scars linger

This made my day 🛸👏

I, and most of Ontario, beg of the other parties >>Get Your 🤬 Shit Together<< We're all just done Blue Liberals (why yes Ms Wynne, I am pointing at you), and reactionary NDP who govern by headline

👏👏👏👏 It's worrying Not that I can't picture PP being this utterly out if touch with reality - cause that's easy It's the part where Theo has, more than once, inked some rather accurate foreshadowing #NEVER51 #NeverPoilievre

It doesn't seem all that long ago when you'd see the words "The FDA has approved.. " and not immediately think "Grea.. shit. Is this a good thing? Damnit, now I gave to go read the abstracts and check the references" #FDA #MAHA #Science... #WellAtLeastWeHopeItsScience

Now this is what you give a Gentleman on his 100th Birthday

Oh fuck this I'm going to go watch cat videos awhile, and try really hard to forget I share the planet with these people

Ladies and Gentlemen, Both, and Neither... I give you the Future 🤖 AI will soon be running a corporation near you. If you own stock, dump it. #AI #ClippitForPresident

Oh for Fucks Sake I mean I understand "distraction" but come fucking on ... this fake outrage is getting very old, and pretty stupid #Epstein #DoNoBeDistracted ew.com/house-republ...

My cartoon in today's Toronto Star

I've discovered something more annoying that Mansplaining; having something Mansplained to you by a ManChild Dude barely older than a fucking zygote mansplained something with a patronizing condensation only the Twenty-Teen set can manage Didn't lose it in #FarmBoy I just left >Permanently<

Need to hit a store - my pantry is getting pretty desperate in the fresh veggie dept .... anyone available to drive the getaway car? (back in my day kids, people used to shoplifted Tbone steaks, not romaine and celery)

🦫Today's gift from Theo, spot on as always🌹 🧊They aren't armed, have zero jurisdiction, and if one of them misbehaves, we can arrest and deport his ass🔥 ... Now if only we could deport Hoekstra 🇨🇦🐻‍❄️

TFW you find a Wikipedia page that makes your very tiny financial contribution seem worth it Please note - it's probably the world's first widely distributed Hybrid 🤣 🤣 #LittleTykes #memories

It's a minor thing, but I am getting seriously damned tired of Americans talking about saving us [the world] in WW2 -As if they fought and won the war singlehandedly -The names of their Generals brought terror to the Axis What's not so minor is they believe it because that's what they're taught

🤬 I need to whine a moment My oven is dying, I'm out of ways to repair it, and cannot afford a replacement I understand and agree that a lot of people are in desperate need of far more important things It sounds stupid to have an emotional support appliance But dammit, 🍜 cooking is my lifeline

😢 💔 She was an Icon to Canadians www.cbc.ca/news/enterta...

I'm assuming his plan is to leave it closed -no electricity, no heat- until the pipes give our and the contents are destroyed Although.. Given the war on Science happening south of us 💡 Hey Doug (is he on here?) - refinance and reopen it as a showcase to Scientific Accuracy Make yourself a Hero

It's hovering around minus-Stupid degrees outside and I'm having a serious flashback to "I don'wanna go to school today" If you're living inside the frozen testes (and that joke is *Never* gonna get old) stay safe, and if you need to wander, keep warm

I've been shouting this for months I've used Autocorrect as an example more than once Nice to see others noticing -AI is not real -it's a program, nothing more -it makes "choices" "decisions" and extrapolates using a slightly more complex version of the same type of difference engine as Autocorrect

If he somehow survives the review, I have visions of the floor of the House parting like the Red Sea #CPCExodus

Writers who don't cook amuse me I just read how a Chef, wanting to impress his date, prepped homemade lasagne on his break and is now shoving it in the oven to cook while he grabs a fast shower Total cook/prep: less than 40 minutes Don't know about his date, but he's impressed the fuck out of me

He slips in one point that should be a major one Actions Have Consequences Make it clear that you, as Americans, will hold these people accountable 🇨🇦🇬🇱🇩🇰🇩🇪🇪🇺 Nations are aiding by refusing to give in to ludicrous demands, and by refuting egregious statements about how the world works Keep Fighting

Please enjoy my cartoon for Tuesday's Toronto Star

I don't have, or want, Instagram or FB I wish businesses would clue into the fact that not everyone wants their lives on the Net Sites like GoDaddy make it simple to have and maintain a website, and if you're careful about picking a hosting site, not stupidly expensive #StillMourningNetscape

🍜 Some days, it's homemade soup served with homemade bread And some days....

They actually needed a *recall* to figure out that this was an incredibly stupid idea?🤦 #Parenting #Recalls #Infants #Stupidity

More prizes for the geriatric toddler! And RELEASE THE REST OF THE EPSTEIN FILES!

Happy Birthday Never stop fighting #NeverPoilievre #NeverVoteConservative #MapleMAGAits #Never51 #CanPoli

Can we get that in writing? Maybe have SCOTUS approval stamped on it? Pretty Please with a <Blanket> on top?

The danger is if this... light... is hung "at an angle", or, "on a slope" ... I got nothing Name of Product: 48” and 60” Natural Antler Chandelier

#GROK IS A PROGRAM! It's not alive It's not sentient It cannot think It's not making its own decisions And it most definitely Not spontaneously creating Child Porn, or doxing people Elon doesn't like Stop blaming a computer program Your HUMAN culprit is whoever manipulating it and the algorithm

A self repairing / regenerating Retina is the stuff of dreams for many of us Here's hoping a researcher or twenty, specializing in retinal ophthalmology, runs with this Oh, a personal side note - HA! —Take that all you people who keep trying to take away my blue light

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

I needed a Canadian palate/timeline cleanser [2] #Never51 Attempting "Annexation" of Canada would be a mistake We have resources 🍊 wants Resources the rest of the world doesn't want him to have free access to Invasion? Watch how fast places like North Korea become our BFF youtu.be/sHzdsFiBbFc?...