it's because you're always on that damn Bayernatlas

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wirst du wohl aufhören, ihn zu zeichnen

several men are all but begging me to send them infodump voice messages

how did we invent a means of communication where somehow the writing, receiving, not receiving, replying to, and not having replied to yet are all this agonising (the dread email)

— is a four letter word

[ I thought that love was a kind of emptiness ]

hast du da etwa gerade gedankenverloren und sehnsuchtsvoll aus dem fenster gestarrt hör sofort auf damit

For fuck’s sake.

was bleibt? ein hämatom am unterarm

oh nein ich wollte doch gar nicht schön schreiben für dich

muppets die drei groschen oper wann

Sechs Jahre Aberdeen. Sechs Jahre regennasser Granit, sechs farblose Winter, sechs schlaflose Sommer, Marmelade aus Dornendickichten abgerungenen Brombeeren und Wildpflaumen von der verwilderten Hecke hinter den leerstehenden Wohnheimen

da schreibt man dinge und dann sagen sie etwas über einen aus was soll das denn

niemand sollte acht stunden am tag für wildfremde leute ansprechbar sein müssen

nursing a crush like one nurses an open wound

I hope the humans of future generations will look at our way of talking about business and economics as we do at humorism

hey how's it going I had an entire dream in your colour palette last night

transition einfach weg von hier

WHAT is it about loving someone (from afar, at that)

This clearly shouldn't be my first response, but I just find myself so remarkably annoyed not by the fact that my field is being co-opted by the worst people, but that it is being co-opted by the dumbest people, just the thickest, most arrogantly superficial 'trousered apes' imaginable.

when do you stop being so fucking scared all the time

one thing about me is how as a boyfriend I have the ambition to make you the best grilled cheese of your gotdamn life

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

sich die flut aus dem haar kämmen, salzränder von der haut, der kleidung waschen, als schwört man seiner liebe ab

[ breathless and begging and screaming your name ]

This is just to say I have looked on the works that were in the desert and which you were probably thinking would still stand Forgive me they were trunkless so vast and so old

happy Hallowe'en

Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same

how does anyone, ever, make sense of their body by themselves

(sung me moonstruck, kissed me quite insane)

– wearing this body like an ill-fitting garment –

Waistcoat https://botfrens.com/collections/223/contents/100169

[consumed by lust so intense it renders me borderline inarticulate but talking to someone from the UK] yeah it'd be really lovely to get a chance to see you if you're around

komm und dezimiere mich

Es muss noch viel mehr regnen

eine Psyche wie ein angematschter Pfirsich

The light over the Atlantic coast of Ireland is like nowhere else on Earth 🌎

in retrospect if my mum didn't want me to run off to sea she shouldn't have raised me on the Odyssey starting at kindergarten age

eines nicht allzu fernen tages werde ich herausfinden, was die maximale anzahl an tabs ist, die mein browser unterstützen kann

– a day with skin like paper –

hier ist gerade eine biene zu fuß vorbeigegangen

Did you ask for a bird fact? No, but you're getting one whether you like it or not. 🪶

[flirtatiously] yeah I'm all up in the Wayback Machine

I’m mesmerized

I am so on for this.

Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage

[writing the most achingly, yearningly horny chunks of text I've produced in years] guys do you think I might be crushing a lil

Als Gregor Samsa eines Morgens aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte, fand er sich in seinem Bett zu einem ungeheuren Abendessen verwandelt.