we need to get beyond the arguments of ‘this sucks’ vs ‘this is wonderful’ and develop a new scale according to which things that suck are wonderful

Anarchists are often dismissed as idealists, but it is in actuality those who maintain faith in states who are the true idealists, remaining firmly detached from reality, holding on to a fantasy that only obfuscates the catastrophe of a world organized on the basis of statehood.

kirchtürme sollten laser verschießen

The only thing ChatGPT ever does.

1900s America even

Ich werde mich Silvester so verhalten wie ein elender Hund, buchstäblich (Winselnd unterm Bett versteckt)

Man I'm so excited to get back from my parents' place to my own where there is less heater-toasted dust in my airways I'm starting to sneeze like an old man

Mein kind lernt gerade auf dem Klavier Beethovens Mondschweintomate

Gut ja aber respektierst du den Typen auf dessen Textnachrichten du wartest überhaupt intellektuell oder hat er nur schöne Augen

Am in Sekundenschlaf fallen in einem Café was seine Gesinnung durch eine Patina aus unrenoviert übergestrichenen Wänden kundttut, ich passe da gut rein

Vier Stunden Schlaf, Tasche voller Plätzchen, harmlos

I'm in Augsburg rn and I quite like it here

Good day my darling. I wanted to let you know that, even though sometimes we don't quite get to it between the chores and the groceries and the lack of insecurity but yes I do love you with the fire of a thousand exploding suns.

It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.

Maria durch ein Dornwald ging, Kyrie eleison. Die Dämmerung den Wald umfing, Lauf, Jäger, lauf, Jäger, lauf, lauf, lauf

“Why does my baby keep dropping his pizza on the floor and laughing?” “How long before children stops discovering mundane things?” “Baby smiling for no reason” “Tips to stop staring baby” “Why does my infant love dragonfruit, as my mother did?” “What to do when child goes no-contact?”

muppets die drei groschen oper wann

spirited away oder wie er im deutschen heißt : völlig begeistert - mein komplett verrücktes wochenende

Small reminder for the upcoming holiday season that "be yourself as long as you don't hurt anyone" doesn't mean hurting their feelings by not fulfilling their expectations, it's about stuff like if your true self is a person that fucks others up for fun and stuff like that hope this helps

I'm done! Hier ist der Wut Hering Heinz!☺️

I hope the humans of future generations will look at our way of talking about business and economics as we do at humorism

[consumed by lust so intense it renders me borderline inarticulate but talking to someone from the UK] yeah it'd be really lovely to get a chance to see you if you're around

When you have a new friend in your neurodivergent friend group and they like the thing that's your other friend's thing and you're like wait no that's illegal you can't like purple like that that's so and so's thing

Why would you go to a separate website, login, and check a ledger that lists who precisely has blocked you on this website and when?? Do you also stare deeply into port-a-potty toilet holes? Just gazing at the kind of abyss that can never gaze back because its eyes are crusted shut.

justus jonas ich hab einen neuen fall für dich deine eltern haben meine miete schon wieder erhöht

I bet at least half of the people "jokingly" complaining about being pressured into being polyamorous by their peers just see poly people existing and then project the shit out of the situation

Boo.

I am a simple man who misses his simple pleasures (CBT and trampling)

in retrospect if my mum didn't want me to run off to sea she shouldn't have raised me on the Odyssey starting at kindergarten age

Le quitaron la palabra "satánico" a una de mis canciones favoritas????? Dafuq

These: Die Deutsche Bahn ist als Konzern noch nicht zersplittert genug. Jeder Zug sollte eine eigene GmbH sein und auf dem Schienennetz mit allen anderen Zügen um das beste Angebot konkurrieren

Aus der Perspektive der sozialwissenschaftlichen Methodenlehre zur Itemkonstruktion würde ich sagen: schwieriges Item. Da stecken gleich mehrere Angebote drin, zu denen ich Ja oder Nein sagen kann - und alle sind eher diffus und setzen im Kern WIssen voraus, das kaum jemand hat.

Wer nicht mit mir kartoffelt, kartoffelt gegen mich

So, meine lieben Süßkartoffeln. Es ist an der Zeit. Jetzt könnt ihr loslegen mit Solidarität, indem ihr die Arbeit reinsteckt, euren konservativen Verwandten etc mit Geduld zu überzeugen, das Merz Aussagen faschokacke sind.

Mallard core

parents’ rights should mean things like “a right to resources for the child” but instead it somehow always means “a right to treat their children like their property” 🫠

Der heiße Typ, der "weiß was er will und auch, was sie will" ist so ein billiger trope und im Endeffekt halt einfach rape culture wenn's daneben geht. plus wenn man weiter denkt auch bigott af weil's überhaupt nur funktioniert, wenn niemandes Sexualität auch nur leicht von hetero Klischees abweicht

Auch ich sollte Artikel darüber schreiben, dass ich schlecht im Bett bin

my Minoan octopus vase pumpkin carving brings all the ghosts to the yard

Gods how I hate the term narcissist, it gets thrown around as a shorthand for ontologically evil

he also said that 80% of antifa's members are landlords and if you lower the cost of housing, you basically starve the network of its financing

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight. Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

I asked my mum a few weeks ago what it was like to live through the end of the cold war in Germany and if it felt as doomed as it does now. She said it felt worse, so I'll just keep that in mind, because she survived that and I can survive this, too.

I think my boyfriend is dressing up as me for Halloween

Painting my umbrella to match my vibe