You: "why is my package taking so long?" The FedEx driver:

Usually it's my job to ruin Thanksgiving with my commentary, but my weiro brother in law took the cake this year making a very strange remark about my breasts. Way to make things weird, pal

I'm expecting this to end well, with all goals reached and no negative consequences coming from any of these choices.

brb, uninstalling Office from my gaming handheld (it has been on this screen for like five minutes)

Circana Player Engagement Tracker - Top 15 Titles by Total Weekly Active Users (Not Concurrent) - W/E Oct 11, 2025 - Battlefield 6 ranked 1st on both Steam US & CAN, (8th US XBX & 12th on US PS) - Blue Protocol: Star Resonance debuted top 15 across reported Steam - Ghost of Yotei rose to 7 on PS

So if you're getting baited by the latest rage inducing post from people that recently showed up here to bait with rage inducing posts, may I suggest instead of quote posting that rage...

Turns out, Ghost of Yotei ranked 12th during its debut, with 4.4% of active PS players that week giving it a go. Ghost of Tsushima also ranked 12th in its launch week back in 2020 with... 4.4% of active PS players engaging. keanuwhoa.gif Source: Circana Player Engagement Tracker

I used to work for a company called GameTap, we were probably the first "Netflix for games," started around 2006. It didn't go well. I used to think the idea was ahead of its time, and maybe it was, but I also think times have changed and this no longer makes sense. 🧵

Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption. Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow. People have power. Ask Target

As everyone knows, I'm a journalist at heart. As such, I feel it's important to set the record straight. Over the years I've said some things, and after yesterday, it's clear that I was wrong, and those statements were, in fact, false. Tim's peepee do work. Thank you.

The Virtual Boy sold so poorly that Nintendo doesn’t even include it on its IR website where it lists all its console releases.

Virtual Boy. Really? More LABO Cardboard Box. Really?? Y'all Nintendo gamers are... different.

I can explain it, here’s a screenshot of you doxxing people for liking a text post.

Asmongold's community is now actively hunting for anyone making jokes about Charlie Kirk to get them fired.

Yall better be screenshotting and documenting every single conservative who ran with the "it's a leftist" story.

They're literally creating lists of people making jokes about Charlie Kirk and the whole time they should be looking inward at the people in their party who are killing each other. Fucking shameful.

This dude LegacyKillaHD is literally narc'ing to Grummz about everyone liking your post, btw.

I don’t need any money! Ghost of Yotei is an amazing game made by 200 people I love dearly. Donate to families in Gaza, the Trevor project or ACLU!

I hope the shooter’s name is Mario so that Luigi knows his bro got his back

If standing up against fascism is what cost me my dream job I held for 10 years, I would do it again 100x stronger

Charlie Kirk won't be able to enjoy upcoming survival horror title Silent Hill F on Xbox Series X/S, PlayStation 5 and Steam releasing on September 23rd or 21st if you purchased the deluxe edition that included 48 hour early access, bonus in game items and outfits. Pre-orders available now

Hey bud I watched the close up video of his neck getting blown open and it reminded me that the same thing happens to school children and other innocents that Charlie deemed "necessary deaths" to protect the second amendment. You don't know a damn thing

He wished for the deportations and deaths of my people in the country i was born in and actively defended known pedophiles. This was not about "different views" he has actively harmed the safety of peoples lives in this country. So yes, i am ecstatic i no longer share the same air as him.

I've sort of taken on a role of calling people out for being fuck asses and saying what other people don't feel like they can and you know what? I'm ok with that. I don't care if you have 200k followers, the day I let someone intimidate me on the fucking internet is the day I stop breathing

Say I subbed because I came direct. You should be counting your fucking blessings to have been supported by this community of people the way you have and you have repeatedly spat in their faces. Unbelievable.

Alone all the gift cards? That's the community you feel so left out of? How fucking dare you. First you accuse people of dropping you for talking about your ill son when you know damn well if wasn't and now this? Where does the disrespect and ingratitude end? You should be ashamed. Now nobody can

You know, I tried to leave well enough alone but then I see this and I can't bite my tongue. What community is it you don't fit in with exactly? The community that shared your GoFundMes and offered you endless support for your family? The one that exceeded your donation total in cash alone, let

Guys please!! 😭😭😭 Way too kind.

Me: "bigotry isn't ok just because you're aiming it at men." Bluesky users:

@archiewonder.bsky.social ho ass

This worded like I'm stopping already because I'm a idiot but I'm not. 😂 I've had a capture card, shitty camera and a potato pc with enough static to run them Since 2017. But to finally be doing it even a single person following and affiliate in spirit🙃 Means the world. I found some bollocks.😭

Today, IGN laid off eight extremely valuable members of our union and workforce via directive from our parent company, Ziff Davis. This, after two incredibly successful live events IGN Live and SDCC, and yet another corporate acquisition. Please take a moment to read and share our full statement:

Euro truck simulator 2 being called "Slightly woke" because leveling up female truck drivers are required for its platinum just lives rent free in my brain. 🫠

Bluesky users when you don't worship an IGN writer's words, treat them as gospel, and suck his weiner

Can you make it less obvious that it's your alt, Travis?

My dad: "your mom just bought that box of Oreos from Costco yesterday, who the hell took them all?" Me:

Anyone: "did you hear what Elon said about-" Me:

Before anyone questions my behavior, refer to the chart.

They just keep shooting themselves in the foot. This is just sad.

We need experienced graphics designers to tell us where the front of a computer screen is

As one illustration of just how sloppy and chaotic today's mass Xbox layoff has been, some employees at Zenimax Online Studios are now watching their Slack accounts abruptly get locked out. No message from HR, no word on whether they still have a job, just an ominous Slack deactivation

BREAKING update on the walmart switch 2 coke and pringles situation

You’re telling me, in a world where the Barbie movie exists, they decided to make the world’s most comfortable hoodie… for the Kens. That’s kind of bs. Anyway, good morning.

I liked that Thunderbolts felt like a movie about a real thing, and that it moved the Marvel Cinematic Universe forward a little bit without being about it. Best MCU movie in a long, long time.

Meet the Pentagon’s new press secretary

Dark Souls France. So true :')

*me finally playing E33* Hubs: I kind of want to watch you play Witcher III Me:….