I won't feel like a valued member of the Bluesky community until I hit 150,000 followers. It's unethical that 150,000 people aren't already following me. I am being censored for having trailblazing opinions about video games and video game culture.

E33 is better than FF7. There, I said it.

I know exactly who needs to hear this: stop backing into parking spaces if you can’t do it in one smooth motion. You don’t need a tactical exit from the grocery store anyway. Fuck you. Happy Sunday.

Hi my sweet friends 🖤 First, thank you to everyone who has donated, shared, and boosted my GoFundMe. Second, I am 75% of the way there HOLY MOLY!!! Last, I am doing one final push before the weekend hits, and then I’ll leave y’all alone. 😌🫶🏻 #MutualAid #HelpSky #FundSky #MABoost

Phil Spencer is "retiring" because he got caught smooching the AI cloud with tongue, and you are only allowed to make love to the cloud AI with a closed mouth.

Closing BluePoint is a dipshit move. I should be the CEO of Sony. I would do a better job.

I am totally gooning tonight, y'all!

I don't talk about this very often, but I have an MBA.

When you finally beat the hard JRPG boss after 500 losses but your favorite character is dead and doesn't get any XP.

Life is significantly more enjoyable when you just watch and play stuff without trying to remember if someone on the internet said you're a bad person for watching or playing that stuff.

The end of another long Tuesday slurping turds directly out of the toilet bowl. Hope you all had a productive work day. ❤️

A friend of mine is about to start E33 and he wants to know if there are romance options in the game? With Lune, specifically? Thanks for helping my friend out.

I don't even know who I am anymore.

Today is like the Super Bowl of telling people you don't care about football. Now is your time to let everyone know you will not be watching!

This Saturday night, I am sitting here crying because I haven't been invited to every Discord server on planet Earth.

Browsing hot dog content this morning.

If I'm being perfectly honest, I can't find the hot dog in my ass. But I know it's there, and that's enough for me.

Guys, the “Jake” being discussed is not Baronduki. Baronduki is a wonderful guy who has met many members of our community in person. JakeAGame was the Jake mentioned in my note the other day. Please don’t spread the wrong info. My mistake for failing to specify in the original writing.

I'm removing my Angel post from the other day because I was asked to by the person most directly affected, and I'm going to honor that. It's not my personal story and I think that's the right thing to do. Please note: I do not take back a single word that was said. Thanks.

I have a hot dog in my ass.

This goes without saying, but please do not DM anyone involved asking for further info about Erin's true identity. We've chosen to keep that information private for the safety and privacy of those who helped us investigate. These risks have real-world implications, so please take them seriously.

All the accounts have been deleted

This is difficult news to share: 4 well knowm people in our community that some of us consider close friends - aren't real. Sadly, I was recently made aware of a catfishing operation involving these 4 accounts. I'm sharing this publicly due to the number of people affected.

PSA: After months of investigation, we have determined that @emperorel.bsky.social, @ramen316.bsky.social, @caroocaroline.bsky.social, and @rahbie.bsky.social are all catfish accounts operated by one man. This is not a joke. We have diligently verified all details beyond any doubt. All catfish.

A friend of mine is teaching me British vernacular before a trip in the summer. I can't wait to see a nonce when I'm in the UK! We don't have those here.

That face when you take the polycule to the vet and their microchips are already registered to another polycule.

Alyx is not a side game. It’s a full blown Half Life game, just as big and important as Half Life 2 if you care about the lore. I don’t take back what I said. Sometimes choosing the lesser of two evils is the best you can realistically do, and that’s always better than nothing. Gaben’s Light 🙏

Things that Half Life Alyx makes exciting again: hacking minigames, weapon reloads, physics, cover shooting, upgrades. You actually are directly responsible for Trump and everything he's currently doing if you were qualified to vote in the US and you didn't vote for Harris. In Gaben we trust. 🙏

I decided that I'm going to compete in the 2026 Shitting & Diarrhea World Cup in the Gonorrhea and Pink Eye Survivor Division. Please wish me luck, everyone. Good night.

The entire polycule has gonorrhea again :(

I took one (1) 5mg edible last night and didn't have a panic attack, and that's going to be at least 85% of my personality going forward. Please follow me if you like games, business / MBAs, and dank weed memes.

E33 is fucking fantastic. God damn.

Expedition 33 is really awesome. Very fun combat, intriguing story, beautiful art direction, sublime OST. Clearly worth the hype. My game keeps getting stuck in photo mode on Lune's feet. Putting in a support ticket with Steam to see what's wrong with my game. Those are not my screenshots.

I just beat Half Life Alyx and my brain chemistry will never be the same.

Morning everyone. Happy Monday. Feeling really guilty about the Mr. X mod situation, even though I didn’t loop the video hundreds of times on purpose. I’m going to confess to my wife, and hopefully show her the video so she can see how interesting it is for herself. Thanks for your support.

I’ve given it some thought, and I’ve decided that I’m going back to smoking cigarettes and being an alcoholic. Thanks everyone.

I accidentally watched a Youtube video of a "naked Mr. X" mod for Resident Evil 2 and I am really worried my wife is going to see it in my watch history on the family room TV now. The video was really interesting but I didn't watch it on purpose.

I've received over 6,500 polycule invitations in 2026 already. I am not interested!

Years ago, I asked all of you to call me Ham Bone as a term of endearment, and none of you did. I think about that all the time.

Years ago, I asked all of you to call me Ham Bone as a term of endearment, and none of you did. I think about that all the time.

Make 2026 the year you shut the fuck up about how other people spend their money. No, someone does not automatically support every bad circumstance underlying every purchase, just like you don't support the fatalities that led to your smartphone being made. Nothing is ethical far enough upstream.

If you're okay with a few skid marks on your gaming chair, Half Life Alyx in VR is probably the most mind-blowing experience I've ever had gaming. I would recommend opening a container of bologna in the corner of your game room so the poop/slime are more immersive too.

Happy New Year, everyone. Try to make this one a good one, okay? What are your resolutions?

My friend Arron gave me Backflip Madness 2 on Steam and I am already ranked #14 on the global leaderboard. I will not rest until I am the world’s greatest back flipper. I have befriended the current world record holder and he has agreed to train me as his disciple.

Merry Christmas from Johnny Oats. Please make your Christmas a platinum occasion!

Sweet mother of tap dancing god damn shit am I bad at wrapping presents.