I ate another doughnut for lunch and I don't need your opinion about it. I already ate it and we're just moving on.

Please note that I have updated my Bluesky handle. Thanks everyone.

Me + my comfort movie

Whatever the hell you have going on today, I’m here to make it about me now.

You think you have it rough but someone out there is about to get an AI art tattoo.

Who wants to hang out and smoke cigarettes and take anabolic steroids? Looking for a gamer with similar interests to be my new best friend.

I'm having a pretty tough time today mentally because I don't have 250,000 followers.

I’m going to play Metroid Prime 4 first. I haven’t played the other games. If you’re okay with that, please reply and say “banana”. If you’re not okay with that, please reply with the words “angus beef” and then go away. Thanks everyone.

Hey everyone. I've decided it's Christmas time. Please get out there and get those family photos with Santa in the next week. Thank you.

I ate Cheez Its, peanuts and a donut for lunch and I feel like shit. Happy Silksong day.

Silksong releases today and you know what I’ll be doing all day: making dashboards in Power BI. Hell yes, baby!

You'd think this would be common sense, but here's a little reminder for people who are very stupid: when you tell a "joke" that makes people sad instead of happy, you can't argue your way into the joke actually being funny. Shut your grokhole and look inward.

Really enjoying my day off work! (Picture not mine.)

Good night, everyone. I'm going to smoke 100 cigarettes tomorrow.

I did the splits.

I can't fucking do the splits.

Cat people are not allowed to post on International Dog Day. Don't post your god damn cat pictures today. 😡 Today is for dog people. 😡

My daughter starts school on Wednesday and the cool part about that is how I’ve teared up 8,500 times today thinking about it.

Happy Saturday, everyone! I'm enjoying 2 hot dogs, 2 beers, and 20 cigarettes this afternoon. What are you up to?

Happy Friday, everyone! I'm going to start smoking cigarettes again this weekend. What are your plans?

GIVEAWAY TIME‼️ To celebrate the confirmed release date of the highly anticipated: ✨ Hollow Knight: Silksong ✨ I am giving away a copy of the game on Steam! To Enter: ✅️ Like & Repost ✅️ Follow Winner will be announced on release day, September 4th 🫶 GOOD LUCK! 😁

Do you think my PC is good enough to run Silksong? I have 12 NVIDIA RTX 5090s and it sounds like a Harley Davidson motorcycle when I power it on.

If we get a Silksong shadow drop tomorrow, I will shit my pants, set myself on fire and crash my car.

I want the rat fucker who reported my beloved Leon image to come forward right now. Show yourself, coward.

What it feels like to have a job when everyone is being mean about the video game press conference.

Today marks 12 years with Mrs. Oats. I was a lowly employee when we met, but I think she saw the future CEO in me. Please don't tell her about anything I've said or done on the internet. Thank you.

I got an air fryer this weekend and let's just say that I officially understand the hype! Wow!

You don’t need to be gay to enjoy this sexy Leon image. I’m straight and I find the image really interesting. I have it saved on my phone for quick access.

As a follow-up to this skeet, I would like to ask an important question: why must so many of you glorify warfare and violence? Enjoy your "beta", because the real Alphas are serving in real wars while you play your childish games.

This is what it would look like if I was starting Clair Obscur Expedition 33, but I'm not.

You ever look at the absolute stupidest fucking post you've ever seen on social media and realize that a real person's entire life has built up to that very moment? Someone had to feed that person for decades so they could write that.

Yet another “flash in the pan” multiplayer game. When can we stop pretending “games as a service” will ever work?

No video game will ever recreate the satisfaction of a Deagle headshot in CS 1.6

I can't stop thinking about Shrek and Donkey Kong making love.

Do you think Shrek and Donkey Kong would be friends? Lovers? 🤔

My ban has been removed. I am out of Bluesky jail, and I am happy to announce that I have learned nothing from this experience.

If seeing someone happy makes you want to hijack the moment with your trauma or moral outrage, please log off. Not everywhere is a battleground. Touch grass. Go to therapy. The constant need to perform suffering online (to strangers btw) is genuinely insane.

Oh, wow. You're so interesting not liking FFXIII. Tell me more 😍

Some people are spreading rumors that I have a fucked up shitty fence in my yard. That's not true. Don't believe everything you read online.

When you get a Japanese sleeve, everyone is suddenly very concerned about your ability to enjoy a Japanese bathhouse.

I'm a Nintendo guy now and I need you to find a way to deal with that.

Here's the thing. I don't like Donkey Kong Bananza. I fucking love Donkey Kong Bananza. If you are mean to the monkey, you are mean to me. Donkey Kong is canonically naked but the fur hides his micropenis.

It's so off-putting when someone's entire personality is their job.

Please pay your respects to gaming devices with endless battery life.

Please turn on notifications for my posts to ensure that you're "in the loop" for major gaming news and announcements.

Let's clear this up. Everyone is allowed to have a personal "game of the year". You're *not allowed* to say "Game X is better than Game Y" if you haven't played both Game X and Game Y. Thank you. 🙏