Y’all haven’t been able to see how sexy I am lately I’m so sorry

Thank you weed store girl for complimenting my hair. I cut it haphazardly when I’m bored.

I can’t wait to have a private account because who are you people????

gotta make sure y’all see it here too I GUESS

trying so hard to like this app 😭

made gay snowman

potential for up to 10" of snow in north florida tonight...choosing to find joy in this now and think of the horrific environmental implications later <3

real bluesky hours

sorry but ugly people won’t leave me alone on here and it’s making me hate it

I forget about yall until it’s time to post selfies im sorry

There’s no way for me to be normal about this man or movie unfortunately

oh to have what they have…

I already can’t mentally handle Kyle Gallner is the movie Dinner in America gonna kill me? TikTok is pushing it on me

(suppressing all feelings) good, how are you

just thinking about how radiant I’ve been lately tbh

for native american heritage month give your favorite first nations pal 300 dollars for a plane ticket to see the blood brothers 👍

I feel like this app is already falling off pleaseeeee nooooo

my mf baby

Starting to really understand the whole Paul Mescal thing I really really am I am really

Me thinks I’m gonna drive to Winter Park Biscuit Company tomorrow :-)

today was dumb but I was pretty

It’s almost comical as it is scary how absolute dog shit Tr*mps cabinet picks are like truly the polar opposite of qualified people I swear this mf is about to announce that the Grinch is gonna run the department of not stealing christmas.

Alright I’m so half asleep my last tweet was apparently full of typos so had to delete anyways

Everyone that is posting or sharing shit like “I’m sinking with the ship I’ll never leave Twitter” then continue to willingly suffer while a billionaire demon continues to push it into the ground and make it safe only for n*zis like just download a fucking app girlbosses

Leo sun, Aries moon, Sagittarius rising…….

Another day at Bluesky, and it looks like growth is not slowing down! Welcome! We’d like to take a moment to share our stance on AI and user data:

Too many people trying to get rid of their cold world ticket that they impulse bought so they wouldn’t sell out so I’m just cutting my loss at this point

she was a sk8r gurl

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Besties I’m gonna need y’all to stay calm tomorrow and remember you can literally panic buy mcr tickets off stubhub the night before the show you plan on attending I hope this helps <3

Is being an adult thinking Hugh Grant is sexy?

First work fit check on this 🙂‍↕️

made this badge of honour for us all

????

kinda miss the tumblr days where I posted full nipple not giving a fuck and now it’s humiliating even posting a selfie

Repost profile pic :-)

Maybe the Invalid Handle was the friends we made along the way

Well besties my car got hit in my work parking lot July 17th and a few months and horrendously traumatic events later I finally have an appointment for it to get inspected.

Sometimes I think my mental illnesses are because of my childhood and the other times I think it’s because the first time I ever did ecst*sy I watched the movie Vanilla Sky 8 times in a row

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i don’t like going on the internet lately bc all i can think abt is how women all over get z*ch bry*n’d everywhere, all day, sometimes even for the rest of their lives

Can someone explain to me like I’m 5 how to get my notifications to work on here

Just saved myself hundreds of dollars because Marilyn Manson is playing Rockville next year.

Only thing that sucks if this app doesn’t crash and burn is that I have to now find all the people I had blocked everywhere else and do the lords work here

good morning friends

Yet again, I see that People Magazine is too cowardly to admit who the real Sexiest Man Alive is: