SUCCESS

Happy 2 years to Gut Punch/DMYI I love this song so much

Not to be dramatic but id die for the divergence crew already

Today has marked a significant turning point in the tour. I felt the point at which my last brain cell died

My new song “Bar in Hell” featuring Ratwyfe and Taffeite is out now. So excited to finally start bringing this album out into the world. Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/5k7xTt...

Today is a weird fucking day

God im a mess I love this stupid show so much

Vaxleth 😭😭😭

ASHTON GREYMORE THIS IS YOUR MOMENT IM GONNA SOB

IM BACK AT BEAT KITCHEN BABY LETS GOOOOOOOO

Hydroplaning is out now!! What are our thoughts? open.spotify.com/album/7cTvoq...

Atlanta. That was fucking insane.

Hydroplaning is out now!! What are our thoughts? open.spotify.com/album/7cTvoq...

It’s my birthday. Stream my new single at midnight or I will cry

Just watched the substance again and god it’s so phenomenal

Listen to fountains of wayne

There is quite literally nothing better than touring

✨🎲 A TIMELINE OF TEN YEARS OF TALES 🗺 🔍 The threads of a decade of adventure weave together as #CriticalRole Campaign 3's epic finale approaches this Thursday! Feeling lost in all the lore? Let his handy timeline be your guide as it succinctly summarizes our heroes' journey across Exandria!

Ur laughing. They put AI in all the vapes and ur laughing

Update it didn’t work and everything is insane

RAT FEST 2025 HOUSE SHOW @ THE SWARMYARD MAY 2ND, DONATION BASED HOWARDS ON MAY 3RD, TICKET BASED Lots of cool locals, touring label artists, many friends, should be fun!!! Announcement SOON hopefully!! Just waiting to hear back from like 3 people

Standing in front of the staff bathroom mirror repeating “I love having a job” over and over again until it’s true

Huge if true

IM PLAYING @stoopfest.bsky.social MOTHERFUCKERS LETS GOOOO

@devonkaysolutions.bsky.social @tinystills.bsky.social @sarahandthesafeword.com @worriedabtowen.bsky.social @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social @5everband.bsky.social @xpinkylemonx.bsky.social @cheekface.bsky.social @pacingmusic.bsky.social @chrisfarren.bsky.social @oceanator.bsky.social

Just updated our Upcoming Shows playlist: open.spotify.com/playlist/0FF...

How do I keep hurting my back I am 22 years old

I think a majority of C3 hate can be boiled down to “we tried to tell a complicated story with non-linear character growth and conflict and some people just can’t handle that”

8 AND A HALF HOUR CRITICAL ROLE FINALE ON MY BIRTHDAY?? WHAT AN AMAZING GIFT @criticalrole.bsky.social

Hey yall! I am so excited to announce that “Hydroplaining”, the first single off of my new album “I Love The Red Trail!” Is coming out 2/7. Presave at the linktree in my bio! We’ve got the album’s acoustic version and a sick full band version to cover everyone’s preferences!

I feel like I’m operating at a much higher level of anger just in my day to day life rn. Why am I playing video games and about to throw my computer again like I’m in middle school. Girl ur mad at the world not at pokerogue pls be reasonable 😓

I’m only 5 months away from moving in with my best friend but I’m on tour for all of Feb so if you really think about it it’s only 4 months and actually I’m gonna be on tour in June too so it’s only 3 months.

To the girl in full Amy rose cosplay at the mall I work at you are my hero

Only 10 days until tour begins! The question on everyone's minds (well, at least ours) - will we see you there?! Tickets and VIP are on sale now. sarahandthesafeword.com/tour

I got roped into a mockumentary immediately after my set and I didn’t know what to say so I just quoted divine in pink flamingos

Before every show I convince myself that I have forgotten every song I’ve written. (This is never the case)

New Food House album we are so blessed

guitar lesson for all you rockers out there. jam and enjoy. please share to spread the knowledge <3

Every time I accidentally open X I’m given a reason to close the app within 5 seconds. It’s so cooked over there it’s not even funny

We didn’t get a death in the weavemind fight or the luda fight so it feels like something bad is gonna happen #criticalrolespoilers

I’m so excited to see how they make this happen without a cleric #criticalrolespoilers

God I miss critrolestats

It is nice to have a social media platform where I don’t have to think about what I’m saying. I feel like I’ve been sterilizing all of my thoughts for a million years

This is what critical role brain rot does to a person

Just figured out some shit for the future that makes me genuinely excited to keep living life. Hell yeah

Gay republicans can you at least let me know ur a fucking weirdo scumbag off bat instead of revealing weeks after we start speaking that you secretly think Covid was fake. It would save me a lot of time. Also never go outside again

Ditto for me and since we’re gonna be on tour together the sentiment is doubled

I just played a game of TFT that did permanent damage to my heart. Barely hit 10 rebel with 9 health left @riotmortdog.bsky.social pls cover my medical bills

The annoying thing about making friends all across the country is I am in a constant state of missing my friends