Boz Scaggs Hits! definitely lived in our Mercury Topaz for a looong time.

My rapture outfit

L’Shana Tovah tikatevu v’tekhatemu, and I hope this new year is full of sweetness and care and better health — physical, mental, spiritual — for us all. And also, to more good books

This is the energy I’m bringing into the new year #shanatova #roshhashanah youtu.be/wb5eXUt8DW8?...

Caught the sunset tonight at Race Beach in Provincetown

I’m going to Michigan tomorrow to say goodbye to my Aunt Eleanor, who was always having the best time at any party. In the last year I’ve lost 3 aunts, 1 cousin, and my father in law. I’m glad I made the time to see them when I could, even if it was difficult. We all have so few hours together.

Claudia Sheinbaum se convierte en la primera mujer en protagonizar el Grito de la Independencia de México. www.rtve.es/noticias/

Yall have no idea how much time I spend thinking about aliens (A LOT). I’ve waited my whole life for NASA to get to Mars and run tests and l’m so excited for all the crazy stuff they’re going to learn 🤩 www.earth.com/news/nasa-an...

Jenna Ortega was the absolute best dressed last night. And no, I will not be taking questions at this time. people.com/jenna-ortega...

Jared Goff is the only dude putting up points on my fantasy team today

I had to explain to my younger brother and his wife exactly how much 9/11 and I❤️NY merch there was immediately after the attacks. Like this Hooters pin. It was a weird time. www.reddit.com/r/whatsthisw...

Adventures in learning Finnish continue. Today Duolingo taught me Minä itken ja sipuli nauraa - I cry and the onion laughs.

Time to turn the tables. If you're a corporation who does business with me you are now subscribed to my email updates. Every morning you will hear my most horrible thoughts

This is so fucking disgusting. I’ve been reading about Epstein since 2012 and I can’t take any more. I don’t believe in Hell but sometimes I wish it existed so I knew everyone who’s ever hurt a child would burn. Bc there certainly won’t be any justice on this side. www.cnbc.com/amp/2025/09/...

My very 1st thought when the election was called was, “ICE is gonna try deport my dad.” He’s a citizen, has been since the 1940s, but I knew. I fucking knew it was gonna come to dipshits with guns harassing Mexican people for their papers. SCOTUS just criminalized being brown.

You’re telling me this Parker Posey is shilling for cars now??

6 seconds into the game??

So that’ll leave like 2 names then?

I got Jalen Hurts and Ceedee Lamb on my fantasy team so tonight’s gonna (hopefully) be a good game.

I’m learning Finnish right now so this is very funny to me.

Walz: "It boggles my damn mind that in the midst of a military takeover of our cities, the flaunting of the rule of law, that the press finds the need to talk about, 'Oh, there's a division in the Dem Party.' There's a division in my damn house & we're still married and things are good. That's life"

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

I love this book so, so much and I really wish more people were reading it. (If you liked White Lotus you’ll LOVE this) Tell me some other great overlooked novels from this year! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/753030...

Hey I wrote this!

How much Vampire Weekend must one listen to until it becomes a core part of one’s personality? Asking for a friend.

This is dead accurate. Turns out a lot of people were watching Sopranos and thinking Tony was the victim 🙄

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I went to a Snoop Dogg concert in 2005 and he wouldn’t start the show until he made us watch his soft core porn. If he has a problem with lesbians than that’s a new thing.

A video game except it’s your real life and you have to get out of the Sephora line without picking up extra things.

I can’t cancel my Babbel membership and dash the perpetual hope that one day I will speak Spanish. Of course I will never open the app. But as long as it’s there I know I could.

This is most - but not all - of what was available to pick in my garden yesterday and today

Today! Will! Be! The! Day! I! Finally! Stop! My! Nonsense!

Whether it’s freaking out about the new Cracker Barrel logo or some other bogeyman, remember this: The GOP’s nonsensical culture wars are meant to distract you from corporate corruption, worker oppression, and staggering wealth inequality.

Ok finally started reading this and it’s really really good. Holy cow. www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/634158...

Hey if you’re a Marriott Bonvoy member like me and you’re disgusted that they’re cooperating with ICE and detaining kidnapped children in their hotels, please let them know! [email protected] www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

🎥 COVER REVEAL 🎥 THE SHOEMAKER’S MAGICIAN A fabled lost movie. An increasing body count. How much do you risk for art? Available 10/21/2025 Preorder: www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/cynth...

My kids are filming a very complicated Lego movie in my parents’ house. They keep shouting “quiet on the set!” but my dad is constitutionally unable to follow orders. Every time they start filming he says something like “Janie! This cat’s gonna puke!” Or “Lou Whittaker was a hell of a ball player!”

Sarah Connor: the original MILF.

hey good morning, this is gonna be a thread attn: queer/trans writers/readers especially: just want to announce this all again, because I've added some more specifics to this page: www.sandyernestallen.com/announcements

Just started listening to The Serviceberry by Robin Wall Kimmerer - her writing on rethinking society in terms of gift giving and gratitude rather than output and production is a powerful antidote to this hateful moment in history. Highly recommend. www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Se...

Well it turns out that, if it comes down to it, I CAN gut a fish.

I called too and managed to not swear though the terms stupid, horrible, reckless, and sham were used liberally.

Update: I finished the mofo #knitting

1.5 years of #Pilates and look at this fucking form 🫡🫡🫡 First time at paddle board yoga and I only fell in twice!

When I play 1960s French film soundtracks on my headphones, even unloading the dishwasher feels freighted with meaning.

Is carbo loading before yoga a thing? Or am I just eating these chips for esses and gees?

It's #Monday which makes it a perfect time to revisit this list from @wendyjfox.bsky.social in @therumpus.net: What to Read When You Want to Quit Your Job, which also includes SFWP author @egjames.bsky.social therumpus.net/2021/11/12/w...

Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.