Here's your chance to listen to @egjames.bsky.social to speak about her novels, MONA AT SEA and THE BULLET SWALLOWER on November 18th at Mass Art Boston from 4-6pm EST! Learn more here: buff.ly/9MpLwHG Get MONA AT SEA here: buff.ly/xEQrmqy

Couldn’t bear to put Sir Skellington away so we’re just gonna go with this.

I listened to the whole album and wow Lily Allen is pissed 😬

Yay! I’m so honored! 📚📚📚📚📚

Can’t believe my husband let me talk him into this

Dress for the job you want, especially if the job you want is 600 year old beauty guru.

IRL connection is more important than ever. Join us!

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.

I’m spending one morning/early afternoon in Philly with my family. What should we see? I’m thinking Mutter Museum but I’m open to suggestions. muttermuseum.org

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

Food banks are about to be overwhelmed. If you can give, please do. The Alameda County Food Bank in Oakland can turn $1 into $6 of food so truly any donation helps. www.accfb.org

The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP. Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP. The people who need help are not the problem. It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.

Don't miss out on treating yourself to MONA AT SEA by @egjames.bsky.social, and I'M NOT HUNGRY BUT I COULD EAT by @livesinpages.bsky.social on the last day of #HispanicHeritageMonth! buff.ly/7NWyPcm @susanschulman.bsky.social

I just found 2 human teeth in a drawer in my house. Moms are metal.

Please remember that the disgust people have over Christopher Columbus is not based on some modern, 21st century “woke” ideology, but rather on contemporaneous accounts of atrocities that make many modern genocides appear quaint in comparison. Below, are the accounts of Bartlomé de las Casas.

I’m helping raise money for the Ashland, MA public library. Right now you can bid to win an autographed copy of The Bullet Swallower AND a beautiful scarf knitted by moi. www.ebay.com/itm/37658736...

Escape the cold weather and travel to Tucson Arizona when you read MONA AT SEA by @egjames.bsky.social during #HispanicHeritageMonth! amzn.to/33rDWoX @susanschulman.bsky.social

Yea verily

My friend just told me about a book she loved where a woman has sex with a dragon who has 2 dicks. It’s making me rethink my entire approach to fiction.

Let's GOOOOOOOOO

There’s a meme going around TikTok about how Millennial moms listen to gangster rap while doing the least gangster things and all I can say is, playing Geto Boys while I’m planting tulip bulbs makes the work more fun 🤷‍♀️

listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly

Good morning Chicago! Going to speak to Harper College in a few minutes!

Are you ready for it? Listen to @egjames.bsky.social's debut novel MONA AT SEA on #audible during #HispanicHeritageMonth! amzn.to/3rLCFTN @susanschulman.bsky.social

G’mar chatima tova. May this year bring peace and healing to the world and may love breach the hard hearts of the hateful.

David Cross folks.

Watch out world- I just registered for #AWP and I’m also learning to talk to ghosts. It’s gonna be a wild time in Baltimore. 👻

Shout it from the rooftops!

It's #HispanicHeritageMonth, and we're celebrating by rereading @egjames.bsky.social's debut novel MONA AT SEA, and @livesinpages.bsky.social's #shortstory collection I'M NOT HUNGRY BUT I COULD EAT! buff.ly/bHqs2ue

🎶 Lowballing offers on Gucci sweatshirts on Poshmark so I don’t have to wriiiiiittteeee! 🎶

Have entered my DGAF 40s and am thinking of finally wearing a “sexy” costume for Halloween. What do we think about sexy plague doctor?

me every day this year

Yall were joking about the rapture but this is scarier. avi-loeb.medium.com/news-on-3i-a...

Thanks to the Provincetown Book Festival for a wonderful weekend! Love you #ptown 🌈🌈🌈🌈

NO BOSS NO MASTER'S - GOT A SHIRT OF THIS ONE AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

Come hang out with me and @paultremblay.bsky.social @ 5:30 at the Centerville Public Library :)

And the incessant othering. Our local PD posted on FB to remind drivers to stop for school buses letting out kids and someone in the comments blamed illegal immigrants. We live in a tiny town in suburban Mass w no industry and no through-streets. Pretty sure this is homegrown assholes. 🤦‍♀️

I saw a video the other day of a freaky number of grackles in a parking lot and I before I even saw the license plates I said, that’s Texas. I was right.

Coworker: Do you fast for Rosh Hashanah? Me: No that’s Yom Kippur. We start fasting at sundown. Coworker: I thought it was at midnight. Me: No, we’re Jews. You’re thinking of Mogwai.

Wasn’t sure about it when I started it but damn I fell in love with The Bullet Swallower by @egjames.bsky.social if you’re a father or a son, but especially both read this book.

Boz Scaggs Hits! definitely lived in our Mercury Topaz for a looong time.

My rapture outfit

L’Shana Tovah tikatevu v’tekhatemu, and I hope this new year is full of sweetness and care and better health — physical, mental, spiritual — for us all. And also, to more good books

This is the energy I’m bringing into the new year #shanatova #roshhashanah youtu.be/wb5eXUt8DW8?...

Caught the sunset tonight at Race Beach in Provincetown

I’m going to Michigan tomorrow to say goodbye to my Aunt Eleanor, who was always having the best time at any party. In the last year I’ve lost 3 aunts, 1 cousin, and my father in law. I’m glad I made the time to see them when I could, even if it was difficult. We all have so few hours together.

Claudia Sheinbaum se convierte en la primera mujer en protagonizar el Grito de la Independencia de México. www.rtve.es/noticias/

Yall have no idea how much time I spend thinking about aliens (A LOT). I’ve waited my whole life for NASA to get to Mars and run tests and l’m so excited for all the crazy stuff they’re going to learn 🤩 www.earth.com/news/nasa-an...

Jenna Ortega was the absolute best dressed last night. And no, I will not be taking questions at this time. people.com/jenna-ortega...