watching DBZ Movie 12 (Fusion Reborn) Her: "So, the green guy has to hurt the jelly bean wall's feelings?" Me: "More or less" Her: "You're a stupid wall! AND YOU TASTE BAD!!"

watching DBZ Super Boo: [ cracks his neck ] Wife: "YOU DON'T HAVE BONES!!"

That's what you call the weasel's last fart...

i almost posted a reply on the Kanzenshuu forum today, but I remembered that I currently like being at exactly 7000 posts no special reason! it's not like the most posts ever or a relevant number i just like it right now

look how they un-massacred my boy :)

What was your biggest impact on the internet? Mine: "Read the damn manga" commonly misattributed to @realgeekdom101.bsky.social even tho he credited me constantly

Weight training is just failing upwards.

Her: "Let's turn on some DBZ" Me: "Which DBZ? I have DBZ in 4:3 with JP broadcast audio, DBZ Recut, DBZ Kai..." Her: [ turns on the standard North American DBZ Blu-ray release, but in Japanese ]

me bringing the DBZ community together like Guy 1: "no, his power level was 8,000,000,002" Guy 2: "no, his power level was 8,000,000,002.00006, based on that one time he fired a blast at a 35-degree angle, which created an explosion measu-" Me: "it's not that important" Both: "fuck off, Kendamu"

Meme: "THE GOLDEN AGE OF ANIME HAS PASSED" with a picture of a stressed out Hayao Miyazaki Me: "That's wonderful! Since all the best stuff has already happened, I can stop spending money on anime" 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ai? Moving to Israeli software? Underpaid voice actors and translators? Union busting? If you have any self-respect and you seek to remain lawful please subscribe to Hidive if you must pay for a streaming service and buy Blu-rays for everything else. Crunchyroll is evil. youtu.be/fJqZGyoyLcw?...

Merry Christmas

DB, DBZ, and DBGT now have color-corrected versions thanks to the hard work and dedication of @seedofmight.bsky.social You can now enjoy them as they were always meant to be seen. A total of 508 episodes, carefully worked on scene by scene.

With a smile that's Ultra-Z, even today is ai-yai-yai-yai-yai... SPARKING! [SoM] Dragon Ball Z - COMPLETE (001-291) - Color Corrected Dragon Box Merge [480p][x264] aHR0cHM6Ly9ueWFhLnNpL3ZpZXcvMjA1Nzc1MQ==

Vegeta & Trunks

Goku & Gohan

yknow how Zarbon had a small form and a big form? what if Dodoria had a small form also, and just didn't care to ever use it?

YouTuber who hasn't seen DBZ is playing DBZ Kakarot Him: "What's my (Goku's) son's name again?" Me (at the TV): "He's getting into Goku's character really well!"

Our upcoming DBZ release includes credits subtitles for all 291 episodes. Each episode has unique credits, so believe us when we say this was truly a monumental effort by resident Seed of Might typesetter @ploffy.bsky.social

watching DBZ, and the eyecatch hits right after something super dramatic Her: "It's the dIeT mUg rOoT bEeR dAnA cArVeY sHoW!! It's like, Vegeta just killed all those people, and then there's this clown car with the kids and goofy music out of nowhere!!"

both Andrew Tate and Jake Paul got knocked out this weekend

Last chance to get your Dragon Ball space questions answered! Planets, aliens, travel, suits... taking all questions! We also offer video poker! (We do not offer video poker.)

I saw this A LOT with Naruto fansubs back in the early parts of the series. When the Nine-Tails took over, he'd cuss up a (ninja) storm.

REMINDER: Get in your next round of space-related questions for our follow-up podcast episode! Whether it's about space ships and travel, stars and planets, or anything else in the Dragon World cosmos... now's your time to ask. Get 'em in by tomorrow!

back in the day, Dragon Ball subs were like Cell: "Shimatta!!" Official subs: "Damn!!" Fansubs: "FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!!"

Me: [ playing DBZ Kakarot ] Her: "Mr. Boo could've been Mr. Satan's hetero life-mate like Silent Bob, but some assholes shot his dog and he went John Wick on the entire Earth!!"

Friend: "He likes dubbed anime" Me: "BOO THIS MAN" Her: 😂 Me: "Watch! Watch this superior Japanese track!" Krillin: [ punches in Japanese ] Me: "SEE?! SUPERIOR AUDIO TRACK!!"

And then when the man passed away (RIP), the color photos of this 2017 interview were discovered and he wasn’t actually grumpy! It was just him listening to a question being asked!

this was followed by 5+ minutes of me alternating between yelling "BIBIDI BABIDI?!" and muttering "fucking hell.." under my breath

This implies that Goku is under the jurisdiction of a government that taxes him. In this essay, I will show that Son Goku is under the jurisdiction of the Ox Kingdom and a prince therein and thus is owed taxes, not owes taxes

Another annual tradition: The posting of the photo of the hanging of the Sparking! METEOR pre-order bonus.

Got tired and had to wrap it up tonight Damn, that movie whipped ass! Feel free to shoot me some kung fu recommendations, my knowledge is severely lacking on the genre.

I refuse to believe Goku even knows what taxes are.

Just because he knows how to do it right doesn't mean he will...

GINYU FORCE RULES GINYU FORCE RULES GINYU FORCE RULES

Oh this? Just my limited edition KFC Dragonball Super digital watch. Thanks.

New official Dragon Ball art from Toyatorou in the new V Jump goes insanely hard IDGAF😤

Me: [ playing DBZ Kakarot ] Her: "Bibidi and Babidi" Me: "Bibdi Babidi Buu" Her: "Bibbity, boppit... OH MY GOD!!" Me: "Yeah, that's the pun" Her: "OH MY GOD!!"

Son Goku and Miyamoto Musashi have one major thing in common: they're both so obsessed with martial arts that they're basically unemployable

Vegeta Kart Wii2

My wife judt hummed a bit of Cha La Head Cha La in her sleep I was playing DBZ Kakarot and bit today

Dragon Ball Z is cool because after you finish it, you get to choose your own sequel