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Dentist: “You need a crown.” Me: “Finally someone who understands me”

hey do you guys think I need a lawyer

This timeline is insane

Everything is so stupid

Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.

Not to complain, but my bubbly continues to take up useful space in my fridge- looking forward to celebrating so I can free up space

Good morning!

Oh, yeah, that was the Obama Iran deal.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION! SWBC* *Someone With Brain Cells

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

1. This is what America looks like with a President who is both a sociopath AND losing his mind. 2. It’s a good time to remind every member of the U.S. military they swore an oath to the Constitution, not an individual, and they have a duty/they are legally obligated to disobey illegal orders.

Speaking of Threads, this one got me in the feels.

I guess no champagne today

I would like more room in my frig. I have been chilling a bubbly for many months now, when will the good news come?

An excellent showing for #NoKings on St John

What is taking so long?

What kind of country permits one man to destroy all it has built over the last centuries, simply because he was elected?

I hate how stupid everything is.

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He is really a disgusting person without any sense of morality

I didn’t realize how fragile we were

Not electing Kamala Harris has got to be the most colossal fuck up America has ever made .

If you’re roughly my age, it’s wild to reflect on the optimism for the future Americans felt when Obama was elected — young Americans spontaneously took to the streets to celebrate! — and contrast with what we face today. The falloff over the past 18 years is hard to process.

War. The reasons for starting the war are rapidly changing

THIS 👇 HERE......

Please listen and repost! @thecrumporg.bsky.social

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Why does the orange goul have to be this awful?

I once had a dream that went like this

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I keep hearing the same argument from MAGA: "What about all the citizens murdered by illegals". Then get a warrant and go arrest them! Don't patrol the streets terrorizing everyone, arresting children at schools and US citizens because you don't know who to arrest. See the difference?

A little extra love to Minnesota nurses today.

Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey: "To everyone listening: Stand with Minneapolis. Stand up for America."

I’m so tired of bad people getting away with doing bad things.

When the ICE agent said his ‘job’ was like Call of Duty and that was pretty cool eh? Things made more sense

I am so tired of him

I agree!

Enjoy your MAHA-approved affordable dinner during the Golden Age. It’s your patriotic duty to ration and fight inflation for Dear Leader. The nation is counting on you.

“The President of the United States is a criminal. He’s not just a convicted criminal. He should have been convicted for the crimes he led on January 6th. He is running the government like a mob operation.“

How I’m feeling…

Oh, I definitely will remember…

BREAKING: Hundreds gathered at San Francisco’s Ocean Beach to form a human banner reading “It Was Murder 🇺🇸 ICE Out,